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  1. #1
    Pretentious fucks. There's a few hip restaurants that I HATE going into because the staff is all snooty, ritsy titsy assholes in their late 20's.
  2. #2
    You pay a bunch of boomers to eat there regularly the millenials will hate their restaurant being turned into a day center for the elderly
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    Ghost Black Hole
    moon man
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    blaster master victim of incest
  5. #5
    Originally posted by blaster master "Being a waitress is the most THANKLESS job.

    She should talk to a debt collector.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Waitresses are always overly dramatic and usually suck in general. But the same goes for cooks. And everyone ever. Please die ?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    whats a moon person? Like a moonchild? like someone who's astrological sign is of the cancerian persuasion?
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    Octavian motherfucker
    I'm 29 next month. Mortality sucks
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    embedded bandcamp link
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    Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She should talk to a debt collector.

    Or a random cold caller trying to sell credit card processing machines.
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    Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by Octavian I'm 29 next month. Mortality sucks

    Why? You act as if you know for certain, that what comes afterwards, is worse.
  12. #12
    Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby whats a moon person? Like a moonchild? like someone who's astrological sign is of the cancerian persuasion?

    You have a great head of hair, William.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah our generation sucks.

    I dated this moonie who was a waitress. On good nights she'd bring home $300 on bad nights she'd bring home $50.

    You know what she said to me one day? "Being a waitress is the most THANKLESS job." I wanted to say they literally tip you in cash to say thanks, but she had a hell of a temper and I didn't want to trigger her.

    I mean, yeah if a waitress is hot they have to put up with a lot of verbal shit, but the key is to simply not take it personally.

    Any job where you get cashed tipped is immediately at a big advantage for the simple fact that you don't have to pay as much taxes. Unfortunately they try to coax our customers into "TIPPING THROUGHT THE APPP HURRDURR", so nobody does it harldy ever, maybe like 1 in 10, 1 in 5 on a good night, and when they do the dispatch takes 40% of it or so, which is exactly why they have it set up that way.

    I do get 1-4 cash tips on a REALLY good day, but also 0 a lot of nights, sometimes not a dime through the app or in cash. It is nice having roughly 10 percent of my income not taxed though.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DietPiano Pretentious fucks. There's a few hip restaurants that I HATE going into because the staff is all snooty, ritsy titsy assholes in their late 20's.

    then why do you go to them, pig fucker?
  15. #15
    Schplew Houston
    .. I'm guessing the food is superb. Wouldn't that be the only logical reason he would go there if he disliked the people? Come on dude use your head for something other than a hat rack.👍
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Schplew .. I'm guessing the food is superb. Wouldn't that be the only logical reason he would go there if he disliked the people? Come on dude use your head for something other than a hat rack.👍

    yeah but obviously everything else is so bad to where he doesn't even mention the food. Just how he can't stand be there... thus he shouldn't go. ya know?
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  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    shut the fuck up diet piano I dont know why I said that and neither do you
  18. #18
    Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah but obviously everything else is so bad to where he doesn't even mention the food. Just how he can't stand be there… thus he shouldn't go. ya know?

    I concur.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by mmQ shut the fuck up diet piano I dont know why I said that and neither do you

    RIGHT ON BIG BROMO
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