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Fuck Jiffy Lube to HELL

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  2. #2
    Bradley Black Hole
    Wow so if I ever have a car I'm definitely not going to Jimmy lube thank you for the review
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  3. #3
    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    Those are franchises aren't they maybe it's just that one and the other one down the road is much betteere
  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Dude you are better off doing that small shit yourself and skip the bullshit.
    You will save money and not have to deal with those type of retards.
    Those quick lube places give all mechanics a bad rep.
    I was a tech for 35+ years and I HATED IT.
    We are looked down upon by society and it's fucking infuriating.
    The amount of education I had to do what I did and the never ending "Next year Updates" fuck me it never ended.
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  5. #5
    I stopped using Jiffy lube about 5yrs ago after they didnt put the engine splash shield under my engine in place properly and I caught them in the act...thing was flopping around held by like 4 of those push in connectors where there is like 12...the manager said "sorry the guy is new"...oh that's ok then :/

    It was also a 5 month old shield after the previous one had come loose and was dragging on the freeway on my commute to work one morning...that was a $500 fix...makes me think it was their fault that time too.

    They had previously also put coolant in my windscreen washer tank.

    Avoid.
  6. #6
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Oh my fuck

    You don't even change your own oil?

    Wow fona

    You suck learn 2 do ur own dishes and change ur own oil
  7. #7
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Dude you are better off doing that small shit yourself and skip the bullshit.
    You will save money and not have to deal with those type of retards.
    Those quick lube places give all mechanics a bad rep.
    I was a tech for 35+ years and I HATED IT.
    We are looked down upon by society and it's fucking infuriating.
    The amount of education I had to do what I did and the never ending "Next year Updates" fuck me it never ended.

    Bcuz they suck and only retards and old ladies use them
  8. #8
    thats what you get by going to a franchise.

    theyre like fastfood chains they dont care because they have no reputation to protect.
  9. #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    "with a bag of meth" was he holding a bag of meth when he was talking to you 😂😂
    and do they not have vacuums there ?"sweep out your car" is this 1800s jiffy lube?😂
  10. #10
    A friend of mine use to work for "Brake Check" years ago, a chain that fixed...brakes. They also did oil changes. He told him he quit because of their shady practices...they'd have a meeting every morning and go over how to "rip people off". At the time they offered front and rear brake service for $99 but he said they NEVER once while he was there charged $99.

    They would always tell the consumer they needed extra work doing and end up $3-500 per job.

    He also relayed to me a story where one of the other techs forgot to put fresh oil in the car after draining it and the car engine seized up 1/4 mile down the road and they had to buy the owner a new engine...must have been a woman driver not to have noticed the check oil light being on.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They would always tell the consumer they needed extra work doing and end up $3-500 per job.

    services cant be consumed
  12. #12
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny services cant be consumed


    Brake pads are consumables
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
    Brake pads are consumables

    but not the services that change them.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but not the services that change them.

    You're not just paying for the labor, you are paying for parts and labor...and yes time is also a consumable.

  15. #15
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but not the services that change them.

    Do they even have mechanics in China?
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  16. #16
    Wait so the cheapest place sux? 🤔
  17. #17
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Do they even have mechanics in China?

    😂
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're not just paying for the labor, you are paying for parts and labor…and yes time is also a consumable.


    the active ingredient being the service.

    "i'm not a customer, but a consumer of this restaurant because i consume raw meats that this restaurant turn into edible meat substrates"



    british logic
  19. #19
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the active ingredient being the service.

    "i'm not a customer, but a consumer of this restaurant because i consume raw meats that this restaurant turn into edible meat substrates"



    british logic

    service is the labor dummy...and again labor is time is consumable...you are paying for the time used.



    SERVICE
    -------

    Oil - consumable
    Fi/ter - consumable
    labor - consumable

    Stay in school kid.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson service is the labor dummy…and again labor is time is consumable…you are paying for the time used.



    SERVICE
    ——-

    Oil - consumable
    Fi/ter - consumable
    labor - consumable

    Stay in school kid.

    ↑ when english gymnastics meet british logics.

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