We’re all in our 30s you fucking sperg
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2022-02-08 at 12:38 AM UTC
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Fona 2-7-2022
Dewalt boots are like $60-75 around here @ Payless,Ross,Shoe Show etc.
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2022-02-08 at 12:18 AM UTC
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Fona 2-7-2022
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
Made Cheeseburgers, macaroni and spinach for dinner.
Is that Kraft
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2022-02-07 at 10:07 PM UTC
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Fona 2-7-2022
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
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2022-02-07 at 6:24 PM UTC
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Fona 2-7-2022
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
Never sold anything on facebook before but today I hope to learn how.
Try Offerup, it's easy and local
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2022-02-05 at 5:36 PM UTC
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🏭🏭Fona~Factory🏭🏭
Originally posted by Cly
Join us this evening as we count down to 30 Glorious years of the Fonaplats.
happy birthday
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2022-02-02 at 7:38 PM UTC
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she is exactly my type
Originally posted by Wariat
she has the attitude, british accent and look of elizabeth hurley.
No she doesn't.
You sat alone, drinking, taking pics of people on your IPAD like a fucking loser.
Kill yourself.
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2022-02-01 at 11:16 PM UTC
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Fona 2-1-2022
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i read fona's posts using his voice, in my head
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2022-02-01 at 10:50 PM UTC
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Fona 2-1-2022
Well done on the job offer Fona. Things will work out.
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2022-01-31 at 1:06 PM UTC
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Fona 1-31-2021
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm sore and tired but feel better than I usually do. Have alot of things I need to do, I hate waiting for CRA to send me a number so I can invoice. Have to go to the hospital for my son and tell this guy I fucked his woman. Gonna plow out a neighbor too.
Thanks for giving me a place to put to do lists, I'll refer back to this thread throughout the day
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2022-01-29 at 6:12 PM UTC
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Fona 1-29-2022
Things will get better if you work hard enough to accomplish your set goals
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2022-01-29 at 5:58 PM UTC
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Fona 1-29-2022
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Well maybe you will get some money from a refund on your taxes.
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2022-01-28 at 7:40 PM UTC
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I got welfare!
Well, it's official. I am on the dole as some would put it, in less civilised places. I just needed some cash to get a phone tbh, lady approved something like 550 bucks to be received on tuesday.
So yeah here's the plan.
Get phone--->Get Phone plan(i was thinking chatr or some pay as you go provider)--->buy a bottle of E&J brandy--->Succeed at life.
Really though with a phone on tuesday, the work I've been offered and the other opportunities that I'm sure i'll find being reachable things should go well although I assume I'll have my weirdo stalker problem become well, a problem again.
#winning.
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2022-01-28 at 3:39 AM UTC
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I NEED CAKE REAL BAD
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I'm going to try and bake a cake in an air frier sometime.
So far I've done chicken wings french fries and potato chunks.
I did do a burger but it came out drier than I liked.
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2022-01-27 at 1:24 AM UTC
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I lost my job
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Don't get drunk.
Maybe find some day work under the table for a construction company?
Cold call a plumber or an electrician and ask if they need a helper,better yet show up before they start the day and ask.
I know that sounds retarded but you would be surprised how many times I've seen this work.
Well good luck and I wish you the best.
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2022-01-27 at 1:09 AM UTC
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I lost my job
You have a strong work ethic, surely you'll find something soon enough?
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2022-01-26 at 4:20 PM UTC
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Fona 1-26-2021
You should have just started complaining and calling her all the time Fona. Complained about the liserds in the toilet pipes and the shadow people in the closet and telling her there were bugs coming out and night and crawling under your skin.
Call her up and ask her if a wall is loadbearing. When she asks why you want to know say "it's got worms in it I have to remove it or they will burrow under the floorboards".
Then she'd be like "just leave".
Say you are going to get a pet goat to provide milk, and when the time is right, meat and blood. Ask about if there are any strong joists you can haul the carcass up on to butcher.
Ask about the pipes. The pressure in them, etc.
Say that you want to have a BLM meeting in the apartment. Some of the activists will be sleeping over.
Do a sublet. What can she do, other than terminate your contract?
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2022-01-25 at 6:41 AM UTC
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Fona 1-24-2021
Your heat was too high on the fish, see scorched skin. Sear then low & slow.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Fona hit pay dirt.
Sounds to me like he found a good woman.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
How tf did you meet a woman who goes to church and museums? I would kill for a woman like that. I'm lucky if deese ho's will go to a karaoke bar
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