RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
My dick
My dick
My dick is on fire
We don't need no water
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Wait yes we do, fucking hurry up my dicks on fire here fucking idiots.
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2022-04-07 at 4:08 AM UTC
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Crack That Tank
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2022-04-03 at 3:55 AM UTC
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Fona 4-2-2022 I moved.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Your kitty's will be ok just give them time.
It's good too see you moving up Fona hopefully you can save some moola now and move up some more.
You can do it!!
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2022-04-02 at 8:48 PM UTC
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Tried painting
It's meant to be Auschwitz on New Year's Eve, when the children were forced to go on a march in the snow and take ice baths in the water to kill them off, and dead bodies weren't allowed in the barracks so they had to lay the corpses outside, and you could hear the rats eating them. That's what I think about on NYE. The snowmen are the children.
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2022-04-01 at 5:17 PM UTC
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Fona 4-1-2022
Just put your foot down from day one...let her know how things are going to be.
(aka clean the dishes without being asked and rub her feet every evening)
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2022-03-29 at 2:09 PM UTC
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Fona 3-29-2022
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
its cold as fuk here also, I had to go out to the creek and get a bucket of water to flush the toilet after I took a huge shit, I knew it wasnt the kinda shit you could squat and shit in a bag or box, it was a sit down shit with ample clean up time,, not the sort of thing you wanna do without some support now I'm on my 2nd cup of coffee and I already got high on white papaya and now I'm going to watch the war room to see if that cock sucker has the balls to really get down to the nitty gritty or just cuck out like most days. this after noon Im going out to see if the wench will pull the trailer or if I'll have to fire up the tractor to help the wench.
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2022-03-24 at 6:29 PM UTC
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Fona's Basement Windows
Don't forget to smear flex seal goop over everything when ur finished
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2022-03-24 at 5:54 PM UTC
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Fona's Basement Windows
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
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2022-03-23 at 5:59 PM UTC
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Passed my driving test lads.
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Yeah bro I'd use a scalpel but get a mate to do it. Make a small slice then try and squeeze it through that as opposed to making a big slice.
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2022-03-22 at 5:30 PM UTC
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Liquidation Center Thread
Excellent thread, more thrifting stories please.
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2022-03-22 at 3:34 PM UTC
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Fona 3-22-2022
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
What are you building out of the semi trailer?
Also, do you always trade your snowmobile in for a horse after winter?
I don't remember you talking about a horse before?
i HAVE COLLECTED ENOUGH METAL ROOFING TO MAKE A 16X 50 SIDE SHED OFF THE SIDE OF THE SEMI TRAILER.
no horse, I go to an old friend of my moms and get hay out of the barn loft and bring it to the horse shed so she can feed them.
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2022-03-22 at 2:52 PM UTC
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Fona 3-22-2022
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I slept quite well also, got up at 6 and started tictokin and coffee then went to get hay down from the loft and brought it to the horse stables then I went back home and now I'm waiting for me bacon and eggs to be cooked for me whilst drinkin coffee and milling around on here, after breakfast Im a go out and set up the wench on the semi trailer to pull it the last 12 feet into its final resting place, once its there I can start moving material's to it so the side she can start being built
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2022-03-18 at 3:15 PM UTC
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Fona 3-18-2022
Time to cherish all that you have, 2 vehicles, a loving woman, a job, a roof over your head, a highly capable PC residing in it's own command center (the basement), no bombs coming through the roof ala: Ukraine...and the joys of a full weekend ahead of you...what a life!.
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Each bolt sold from this collection will go to MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING's long distance Ukrainian GF's groceries fund. She likes expensive salmon and nuts ππ₯.
https://opensea.io/assets/matic/0x2953399124f0cbb46d2cbacd8a89cf0599974963/92361987246126743518262879048655234079580064387299463756989936898621065658468/sence its in rypto that means Putler can't trace it
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2022-03-16 at 12:10 AM UTC
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He's talking about marriage
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Wtf are u talking about now? Your dead dads ghost wants to marry you or some shit?
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
US and EU.
the UN just doesnt care. anyway this looks bad for the US and germany.
No it doesn't. Anyone with half a brain knows it was a shit tier underhanded effort by the Polish to shirk responsibility and the US said "fuck no you sausage eating idiots...you wanna give your 40yr old planes to Ukraine do it your fucking self...Jesus you live right next door to them."
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2022-03-10 at 6:13 PM UTC
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Fona 3-10-2022
Woke up this mornin, in a funk
Body not cooperating, not even my junk
stared at the ceiling contemplating work
Got in the shower because work I don't shirk
headin to CVS to get me some 'fen
Unbearable times, life sucks again
Edited to change Walgreens to CVS
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Fona 3-9-2022
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I was pretty productive today. I hope I get as much done tomorrow and can lay the foundation for something good
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