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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Said and done bitches.
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Ahh crap!
    The only one of those things I did was cut my hair.
    But its looks like shit because I am drunk and high.
    You all suck and this is your fault!
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I have a monthly report to finish for work that is due Wednesday.
    I have to reschedule a doctors appointment I missed because I was hungover.
    I have to get a blood test done to prove I have Hep C so I can get medical marijuana.
    I need to cut my hair because I look kinda dumb right now.
    I need to wash my bed sheets because I think I turned my comforter around in my sleep because now when I curl up in bed all I smell is feets (my feets).
    How am I suppose to do anything when sitting here on NIS hitting F5 waiting for someone to reply to one of my posts is so much fun?
    (Fun fact: I had to rewrite this entire post because I actually hit F5 instead of typing F and then 5.)
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth

    Racist Aladdin Costume
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I lost track of what day I am on.
    Anyways...
    Apparently this only works if you try and quit drinking.
    I have not tried to quit. I just started smoking weed thinking that it would happen automatically.
    I am starting to think I am wrong.
    Any ideas??
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth That is a pic of the actual borehole though, it's just abandoned.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kola_Superdeep_Borehole

    That is no longer an accurate image.
    Currently its just a bunch of garbage and the super deep hole is now an ashtray
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My asshole feels like an inverted volcano full of bubbling puuupe
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Lanny Well if their death makes an angle like HTS cry then they aren't nobodies either

    Fuck off Lanny. That is my highlighter depository.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Erekshun But what kind of beer tho? It matters.

    king cobra malt liquor and Budweiser
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Stoned and drunk every night.
    Tonight will be different though.
    Im going to get stoned but only drink 6 beers max
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Loing will answer selectively but honestyl

    How may we help you end your miserable existence?
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by GGG Also-ran is not a good idea though because I was dead and didn't have a good reason to be angry over the past couple of days when you'd cam down to chill with me for awhile while I was hitchhiking in the air and I am perfectly happy with the peeps on tonight to try and find a way to get some sleep before I go to bed early enough to sleep on the couch and sleep well enough to sleep well with my parents started paying attention to the state of Texas for a while but i got tired of him being sick with the flu all night and then I got sick again and I am perfectly fine with it either too long or too late to get back to work at 4 pm today

    Yeah you are so cool with just hitting the middle button on your phone's texting auto word shit.
    You think my thread is a joke?
    You think you can come and take a dump on my art?
    Lucky for you I dont care.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Concerned_Citizen It’s a sign of severe liver damage

    source?
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny judging by the diameter of your shit your asshole must be rather tight.

    I drink my own body weight in alcoholic beverages every month and often get short of breath just trying to eat a muffin.
    Most the food I eat is greasy or junk and in small survival ration sized portions because its bard to survive when your booze and cigs take half your paycheck to cover.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I know I haven't posted any shit in a couple days so to make up for that I decided to do something special for you guys.
    I present to you my poop in different lights.





  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Lanny You're mentally ill. Stop talking to me.

    Lanny, maybe you should sell me the website for $9 dollars I offered you last time for it.
    Looks like trouble is coming.
    I will take this burden and all its baggage.
    You be safe and run off Lanny.
    Start a new life.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Ghost Suck my dick bitch also reported all fona posts he's permabanned

    I am unbanned.
    I finished my sentence.
    You are a ban evader.
    For the rest of until you finish your sentence you will....
    Wait?
    Are you banned or no...
    ?
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I click-baited on NIS.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    WHAT
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I hope you washed your hands then.

    with my bar of steel soap
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