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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Sometimes I get a feeling we are pressured to expose ourselves to it because they are hoping it does indeed take a lot of us out.

    Here is $80 if you come to work today (and you know I need $80) but then I might get sick and die if I do.
    But if I do I also probably made them like $8000 dollars for working that day.

    And then when I get to thinking I can just stay home and the government will help me for a little while until they find treatment for covis-19, they go and start dicking around in congress bickering with each other while my ability to have a better chance and not needlessly dying over dumb shit vanishes along with the $1000 check I was first promised.

    Why is our government acting so unprepared and retarded.
    What the fuck have they been doing all this time.
    Surely they know this stuff can happen.
    Did no one ever figure that one day we might just need a whole bunch of ventilators so lets go ahead and make them now?

    Why the fuck was such panic allowed to happen and people hoarded all the tp?

    Sometimes I think this is literally mind control and nothing is even wrong other than the fact someone has tricked everyone into being so afraid of this.
    And if thats the case wtf are they doing and why?

    I feel like any day now I am going to get a letter in the mail from the new owners of my country (whoever our leaders sold it off too).
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im pretty sure than my work is still open only due to one small government order that my boss figured if we just run it really really slow that we can stay open and run our parts on the other machines and make a bunch of money off them.

    There is a stay at home order in my state.

    My work does not feel essential at all.

    The only measures my work took was hanging up some signs saying wash your hands, gluing 2 purrel things to the wall for people to use, and they set stuff on all the benches so 1 person can sit but not 2 people in order to keep everyone apart.

    They had one guy sitting outside putting stickers on parts at the picnic table.
    Im pretty sure he was just out there because someone doesn't like him.

    But still...
    At the beggining of the day my boss has us all sitting together in the breakroom and he comes in and uses one of these


    https://www.harborfreight.com/121-infrared-laser-thermometer-63985.html?_br_psugg_q=thermometer

    to check our necks for temperature.
    Anyone over 100degrees goes home.

    But by that time we have all sat with them and he walked through the whole fucking shop to get to the breakroom.

    Really in my opinion the measures are useless and my work is not essential.

    I feel like I am getting fucked out of my quarantine vacation.
    Also I already feel like shit on good days. I am not thrilled about maybe feeling even worse.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    If you stop doing this immoral sinful acts the world will get a better place naturally.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I dunno. I save some of my best stuff for newtotse. The audience there just has those answers that will make you live longer.
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by STER0S has it gone off yet?

    It had been going off but now its on or dead.
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    PLEASE HELP

    These cunts got all my stuff and keep killing me.
    I could really use a team mate right now.

  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I built sweet lil retreat on the other end of my island.
    Currently working on an underwater cave network.
    It looks really cool but idk if I can drain it.

  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Technologist Ha Ha funny funny Fona.

    I did just wake up from a super nice nap.

    How is your respiratory function?
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood #pluralgang

    #pluralgang done did this to me before.
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Why would you go to a hospital if you're sick.

    She went to the hospital because she can't breath.

    She said the wifi is restricted at the hospitals now because the influx of patients are not only dying but using up precious bandwidth in the process.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Grylls gemme her digits

    I wasn't planning on cutting them off or even seeing her.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    She called me to warn you guys not to fuck around and be so slutty with your health.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    can I change my bet real quick?
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Ill bet on who is the faggot.
    I bet it is Octavian.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    For tomorrow's trick we are all just going to wear scrubs and pretend to be doctors and nurses.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You are being fear mongered. They want you to freak out, miss work and use up vacation time. That way when summer rolls around people won't have any free time to embrace the first summer of the decade and start some society wide changes. Everyone is gonna be at work because they used all their sick days and vacation time.

    How the company see's it: We are generous giving you a week of vacation time every year, you owe it to us to show up every day because of how generous we are to you.

    Just shut up and stop confusing me.
    One second u say to call off and the next you don't.

    How about we play minecraft all day while i eat an entire box of frozen waffles.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4mftUX7apmV1vsVXZh7RTw

    He has lots of really awesome videos on every aspect of everything I like.
    I dont watch the Q&A shit. I just wanna be told stuff in asuch an amusingly boring way that I usually fall asleep before I get halfway through one.
    They all start out with a title screen "5 minutes more or less..." but its always more. More like an hour.

  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Dont lie rodent

    You're the one with a mouse for an avatar.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Well je obviously doesn't want to talk to you otherwise you wouldn't have to make this thread telling him that… So…

    but its not like that.
    I just got a promotion but I forgot the keys to my new office.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    i emailed u an email
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