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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    All this shit we are dealing with present day is just extra layers to this great big shit cake called "My Memory of Things" where as early as I could remember there was some sorta really stupid fucking shit going on followed by more shit and more shit.
    If shit wasn't hitting the fan directly over your head you was in school learning about how shit volcanoes have exploded in history class.
    For honest reals tho I been watching beheading videos on the internet for 20 years now and have definitely seen more of those than I have pornos.
    So while yet it's nice to fantasy about fucking a buffet of pussy, I know its much more likely for me to have my head sawed off by a pocket knife in the hands of some tik-toking terrorists.
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    China is sending us seeds cuz they know our dumb asses are going to plant some of them and then they will have their favorite foods to eat when they invade.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    One of my exes had herpes.
    I picked her up one day and I was hoping to fuck her so while I was driving I casually told her "I have hepatitis" and that I hope it wouldn't ruin anything.
    She took a deep breath and then told me "Well... I don't know what that is but I been nervous cuz I been wanting to tell you I have herpes"
    We went back to her place and did some googling and banged then played xbox and did drugs.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hello guys.
    It is the beginning of another work week.
    I actually don't feel as horrible as I usually do on a Monday.
    Maybe I just feel like I know what to do now. Idk.
    Anyways, I got most my stuff done that I wanted/needed to over the weekend.
    Still have to go over the bills sometime but I did get my renter's insurance paid so that is good.
    All I need to do today is find where I set those 4 packs of cigs I bought yesterday and do everything else I usually do on a week day.
    I'm going to have to leave a few minutes early to get air in my tire so I am gonna get moving.
    What are your plans for today?
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Well I got my renters insurance paid. I had to pay last months too.
    I played a little minecraft but didn't get anywhere with it.
    This afternoon after Chell and I got out groceries I ran around and got my car window fixed (I Mcgyver'd it).
    Also I went to my mom's house and fixed her lawn mower. My brother tried putting a new belt on but it was all backwards and not right.

    My goals for this next week are to work overtime and get my blood drawn.
    Those my goals.
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Get a yurt.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    How do I do it?
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Probably all that Indiana ditch weed.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    OP, that is a $3 game. Do you want me to buy it for you to watch me play it?
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    im not made of money.
    Im white dude.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    So my tires is at 15 psi and my air compressor is broke and im too lazy to go back out tonight so I really hope it still has a couple psi in it when i go to work tomorrow.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Last week I tore down an old shed and started building a new one today.
    Old shed.

    New shed.

    And it was fucking hot today.

    Is it a sheshed?
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Its about time something good happened to the Eurasians.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/president-donald-j-trump-taking-action-lower-drug-costs-ensure-americans-access-life-saving-medications/#:~:text=The%20Trump%20Administration%20has%20approved,the%20President's%20first%20term%20alone.

    Which is great because its one less dick fucking my impoverished ass.
    If Imma let anyone buy my happiness it might as well be a guy with a lot of money.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Use the shower feature on your garden hose nozzle.
    This way it tricks your compressor into just thinking it is raining.
    But so long as its not a wood compressor cuz those always be catchin on fire.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Lets get this party started early cuz today Imma produce something and youll be lucky if it doesn't come out of your mom in nine months
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Any ideas on what I can do with all this cheese?
    I also have a shit ton of fruits.
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by street_carp Why are you so mad fona? Did this uncle fuck you when you were a kid or something?

    He was awesome but I never got to see him much.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal If you want a camper van you're better off with a utility van, you'll have a taller ceiling.


    Get out of my thread you Jap lovin' piece of shit nugget.
    You don't know shit about anything.
    You're a pitiful pathetic middle aged titty baby who lives with his mom and doesn't even have a car.
    Complete piece of shit you are.
    Don't offer advice unless you are equal or better than me.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I found this


    https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/d/columbus-1995-dodge-1-ton-van/7153929043.html

    I think imma look into it just a little bit.
    I know this cat who turned his van into a mobile home and I think I could do that with this van too.
    Then Ill get a sweet wrap put on it and make bank pushin ads in traffic.
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