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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Start Truck is my hire powar gaiz.



    ei bit oof ei waz blakk heed lov mee oh pree cumz,

    Gat 2 drawe maors

  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Wariat - Artist and Child Molester Extraordinaire.
    "I'm so Poland guys. Check me out check me out
    Is that erikka from plenty of fish?
    Imma chase her down and ask if I can watch her kid for her while she goes to work.
    Maybe I can hang some my pictures on her fridge and then Ill fughit haow 2 tipe N poost une naggis.inspeece abaot mi paxil ert.
    I wus N a possum gain N SinQuackton N noebaddie mezzd wit mie battie.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by STER0S did chell lick it off

    I tried getting up without making a mess but some got on her side of the sheets and the rest I just smeared around my butt cheeks with some dry toilet paper.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Don't make him mad guys.
    He might start eating his crayons.
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Some people suck so bad that they have to be deported so as not to further stain society.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im seriously thinking about applying for a home loan.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Zanick Assuming you live in the United States and can't really afford it: FHA loan, minimum 3.5% down. Look rural, ask the realtor about grant eligibility.

    Its so shaky.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    WHO?
    WHAT?
    WHERE?
    WHEN?
    WHY?
    How?

    All I know is I want one.
    Where do I go?
    How do I set myself up for one?
    What does it entail?

    Help me out guys...
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Did you buy them all in one transaction?

    no, I got a couple phones at best buy, a couple at sprint and a couple at verizon ect.
    The dealer I was selling them to wnt with me and handled all the transaction and money part. I just put my name on the "x" and took my cut to go get high.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Sorry, that was me. I will clean it up

    You only wiped your ass once?
    No way that slid out and you got off with only 1 wipe.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Tech, you win this one cuz id rather watch Jurassic Park than talk to your fake ass right now.
    And boy do I hate movies.

    Wariat,

    I wish you the best of luck catching the next girl you chase down.
    Most women like being told what to do and get turned on by aggressiveness so my only suggestion is to go in there like a drill sergeant trying to get his dick wet.
    Let your inner space nigga take over.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Technologist Shaddup Fona

    You wanna go bitch?
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Technologist Ok I’ll explain.

    You’ll be aggressive, you’ll get turned down.
    You’ll come right back at her and she may have to push you out of her face.
    You get overly angry.
    The veins pop out in your forehead.
    You rape and kill her.
    The end.

    Why must you be so insensitive of other people's cultures?
    In the Philippines (or maybe it was one of those other rice countries) I am pretty sure it is customary for the broom to kidnap his bride.

    And in Mainline Africa when a girl turns 11 and comes of age they send her to sleep in a "fuck hut" that is just a mud and straw but with a mattress located outside of the village so that strangers can come try and court her.
    She must stay there until a broom shows up with 2 goats and 3 chickens as an alimony payment.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I cant get a hold of anyone to play minecraft with.
    I wish they would hit me up.

    I think Imma just smoke a bunch of weed and watch Jurassic Park #1.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Technologist nine hundred
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Technologist Cocksquirt

    How many cocks have you taken Tech?
    Would you consider yourself a slut?
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Imma try and get a home loan
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My stomach hurts kind bad.
    Kind of a constant dull pain.
    Im going to go ahead and make the spaghetti as I am still hungry.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I gave the grill to the Jamaican guy.
    I think he is fixing me lobster mac and cheese.
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