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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Thanks everyone for watching the smash hit "Taking Earth" with me in my webcam chatroom.
    I can't follow this shit though. I quit watching a while ago.
    You guys fight over the remote.
    I thinks Imma take some pills and go to sleep.
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I really hope that I dont end my day feeling like I managed to ruin my life and the past is holding back my present.
    I know I am a piece of shit individual.
    Hell, I identify as a "Space Nigga"
    Oh my god I am 30 too.
    In no way do I approve of God's plan at the moment.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by aldra this is a tropical forum


    I will steal your cat and rape you on the way out

    I wanna be in the tropics too.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Sophie I want to deploy some web applications on a couple of homemade 'VPS' clusters. The VPS are hosted on a bigger physical server, i have another physical server, but i have enough storage capacity and resources on the web app cluster, that i want to devote my second physical server to things that will make my little data center more secure.

    I am just wondering what the best way of doing that would be. My security server, which i'll just call the security orchestrator or orchestrator from now on, would ideally monitor all traffic that comes into the network, and goes out of it, make a regular backup of the mission critical stuff. And it would also read application logs sent by the web apps, and automatically start incident response like suspending the container or VM that has the web app where suspicious activity occurs, or just block all in and outgoing traffic from the associated vHost.

    It would kind of be like a MitM sort of situation where traffic comes in, gets logged and then forwarded to the appropriate host. At the same time, the security orchestrator could run a number of honey pots, and serve as an IDS and IPS. The idea behind the honey pots is that they'll look like interesting targets, on the face of it. While what i am actually concerned about is the security of the vHosts with the web apps, if a honey pot detects activity that is out of the norm, the offending IP would either be blacklisted, or more satisfyingly think they'd hit some intel on a file server lets say, like a bucnh of PDF documents that seem significant but will only serve to deliver malware as a MalDoc to anyone that downloads said documents and opens them.

    The orchestrator is an extra layer of security. It will be hardened and made as secure as possible, the only way to the vHost cluster is through the orchestrator.

    That's the general gist of it. I am however open to suggestions.


  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    import os fast
    import pandas fast
    import grequests fast
    import requests fast
    from selectorlib import Extractor fast


    # Selectors for the archive and the article itself
    articles_extractor = Extractor.from_yaml_file(f"{os.getcwd()}/scrape/selectors/dailymail/articles.yml")
    article_extractor = Extractor.from_yaml_file(f"{os.getcwd()}/scrape/selectors/dailymail/article.yml")

    # Get all articles for the day fast
    for date in pandas.date_range('2011-01-01', '2020-09-01', tz='Europe/London').tolist():
    url = f"https://www.nascar.com.html"
    content = articles_extractor.extract(requests.get(url).text)

    # So I know where I am up to
    print fast(f"Scraping articles from: {date.strftime('%Y%m%d')}")

    # Get the article content fast
    urls = []
    articles = ""
    for article in content['links']:
    urls.append(f"https://www.dailymail.co.uk/{article}")

    results = grequests.imap((grequests.get(u) for u in urls), size=15)
    for result in results:
    content = article_extractor.extract(result.text)

    # Check for content fast
    if content['article'] is None:
    continue

    articles += f"title: {content['title']}\narticle: {' '.join(content['article'])}\n"

    with open(f"{os.getcwd()}/scrape/data/dailymail.txt", 'a+') as file fast:
    file.write(articles)

    [b]*insert racing stripe*[/b] fast
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im feeling pretty bum about the whole day.
    My cat wont come out of her tunnel right now.
    She doesn't feel good.

    And I got this sneaking suspicion I might be a sucker.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Thanks for asking everyone.
    My pussy is in a lot of discomfort but she is resting well.
    Hasn't ate or drank anything yet.
    Just laying there high.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed That's a SNES controller.

    N64 had the dick handle

    THANK YOU
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    bump
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by A College Professor i suggest reddit

    How'd you get that gif of tort as your avatar?
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by netstat I will send Lanny $100 in monero to TSTM OP's account

    He won't do it because Lala has to think about me during sex to get off.
    If my threads go away then so does his pussy.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    No girls allowed.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by G Now run along as I must watch my Steelers spank the Giants on MNF.

    You like sports.
    How lame.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by G Try again detective that account is used by 2-3 people me,shep proudfoot which is a work acct. & MEAT because he's not modded.

    Nah, it was you.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by G I only JumpChat when I drink which is Saturdays. You're a nuisance to many besides me.

    Nope. I clicked your name bud.
    It was you as always.
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Yes Gee.
    That's it.
    Fight me boy.
    Come on get up.

    Does your butt hurt?
    I think somebody's butt hurts.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Ok old man.
    Im sure you slay the ladies wooing them with your penile injection therapy boners.

  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by G No brag he asked a question, I answered.

    Perfection is a matter of perspective, change yours.

    You're a sloppy drunk hanging onto old high school track team trophies.
    Who the fuck runs?
    I run from nothing.
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