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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Marijuana is not an addictive substance. There is no scientific evidence that shows it is.

    Just because it isn't as addictive as crack doesn't mean it can't be habit forming.
    Also, in general filling your lungs up with smoke from burning anyways is dangerous.
    We are in a new age old man. Take your corncob pipe and kick rocks.
    The world ain't the same as it was in the old days papaw.
    Get with the times if you want to stick around.

    <coof> -spectral's face ugly=controls>
    </coof>
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I'm just trying to watch my cat without having to pay china a monthly fee if I want to record the video.
    Any suggestions?
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Her house her rules.
    Don't wake her up to ask her where your elicit drugs are.
    The drugs you just lied about doing again.
    Look man, from one addict to another just know I love you and hope that everything works out.
    My only advice to you is that you really have to want it.
    And it works if you work it.

    Im here if you need to talk brother.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The timestamp on the windows clock there is like 2 months ago.
    How long have you been hung up on this?
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    <img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Itispat.jpg" />
    I just wanna know why this isn't a self closing tag?
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by blaster master Sup working man, I just woke up myself. Had to take a HUGE shit, it reminded me of kroloz.

    Did you figure out the hieroglyph?
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Its too early but I am up so I might as well just try to get to work early so I can get home early too.
    Last night Chell wasn't letting me just sit down and rest.
    I went to the bedroom to try and spend some time with her while she fell asleep but then I fell asleep and woke up at 3am because I never took any sleeping pills last night and that is what happens.
    I unfortunately and hopefully can work a little extra today because I have to leave a slight bit early on Thursday to go to the doctor and I am trying to get that time made up before I even take off early that day so I am not forced to do it all on Friday.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im several hours away but not so many it isn't do-able.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Just ordered Chell a phone but accidently used my old address so I had to cancel it and now I have to wait 3-5 days to get my money back.
    I don't get it, they took my money instantly. Can't they give it back instantly?
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Ghost okay we are having sloppy joes tonight so get some ground beef, onion, pepper and spices

    Nice, that sounds decent.
    Chell and I picked up a frozen lasagna for dins.

    Back home now.
    Going to try and guestimate the bills for the month and get her an iphone.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Time to go to the grocery store.
    I fuckin hate going grocery shopping.
    Bunch of bastards always in the way.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Ill throw in a quarter if anyones got the other 9.75
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby That doesn't happen..

    WHAT DOES HAPPEN Bill Krozby?
    WHAT ACTUALLY DOES HAPPEN?
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    It sucks when you have to consult with a lawyer on whether or not you can go outside.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The salvation army wakes you up at 4 am and makes u do 10-12 hours of work for them 6 days a week and you only get $50 a week.
    Also you have to go to church and not just any church but their church and you have to fucking love it.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I just woke Chell up from her mid morning nap.
    We are going to go shopping.
    Mall, Walmart, and maybe a few other places.
    ttyl
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning guys.
    I was so tired after work yesterday I passed out and slept for 8 hours only to wake up at midnight.
    Played a few games and went back to bed around 5 and slept another 5 hours.
    Feeling rested now but I son't really wanna do anything today.
    Chell wants to go to the mall.
    I suppose we can do that although malls are like the worst place to get a good deal on anything.
    This weekend Im hoping to get more Christmas shopping done.
    That is about all I want to do this weekend.

    How about you guys?
    Got anything fun planned?
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    SWIM thinks you are pretty cool and a good dude.
    SWIM is sorry for giving you horrible shitty advice on how to fix your heater.
    SWIM wants to express his remorse over the whole situation.
    SWIM wants to know if he can buy you and Gigi a pizza pie to make up for it.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    OMG a woman is the workforce.
    WOW
    You must just be the best. Here is a gold medal.



    On Thursday, December 3, 2020, the President signed into law:

    H.R. 1773, the “Rosie the Riveter Congressional Gold Medal Act of 2019,” which provides for the award of a Congressional Gold Medal, collectively, to the women in the United States who joined the workforce during World War II, referred to as “Rosie the Riveter”;

    https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/bill-announcement-120320-2/

    basically a participation award but BECAUSE you have a vagina here is a gold medal for overcoming all the horrendous personal challenges that come with being a woman that no man will ever achieve.
    You must feel real special clutching your new sexist overachieve nothing award.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    So to be fair I don't know anything about heaters but I do remember watching a Forensic Files episode where a guy killed his girlfriend and her kids by tampering with that heat exchanger thing and causing them all to die of carbon monoxide.

    Why don't you just read the owners manual?
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