Id send vaccine but someone just called and my car's extended warranty is about to expire.
I really gotta take care of this.
Indian people are extremely dirty.
They all shit in the street and only bathe in a polluted toxic river 1 or 2 times in their life.
But when a black man shoots a dozen other black people it is called a "child's birthday party".
I was selected to take a random safety quiz.
I was the only one who had to take it.
One of the questions was,
How do you see the next person getting injured at work?
My answer: In a parking lot fight.
Another question (more of a finish the sentence): If I could improve the safety at work I would...
My answer: not.
Then I told my supervisor they should tone down the safety talks and let more people get hurt.
That sometimes it is best to let nature take it's course.
2021-04-19 at 8:56 PM UTC
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We’re pregnant!
Congrats.
Now frala has an excuse for being fat.
2021-04-19 at 12:04 AM UTC
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That bitch probably has 101 Dalmatians.
2021-04-18 at 5:12 PM UTC
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Internet rule #2 :
Hey Candy,
Did that man of yours give you a diamond ring?
2021-04-17 at 2:05 AM UTC
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Op is joking right?
I might order these just to prove a point.
2021-04-17 at 2:03 AM UTC
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It looks like they put the bottom of the shoe on the side.
How many pull tabs do you need on a pair of shoes?
Is there any tread on the sole of the shoe at all?
I can't even imagine all the dumb looks I would get wearing these bonker sneakers.
2021-04-17 at 2 AM UTC
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I came here to bash this shoe but honestly it is much better than most of the shoes advertised on here.
Id still never wear it as it looks fairly retarded.
I never ended up doing this. Too much hassle.
2021-04-17 at 1:47 AM UTC
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I'm a knuckle cracker.
Been cracking my whole life.
My dad says it is the first thing I did after being born.
If it can crack I crack it.
I can crack my entire body.
i think they will let you work at least for today.
2021-04-14 at 11:31 PM UTC
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Slavery Reparations
Soon all the black men will be able to buy extra commissary.