Posts by Cro Mango

1. 2018-12-12 at 5:37 PM UTC in A million questions
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Give them the superpower of wanting to

   
   Wanting something isn't a power. In fact power is almost definitionally the ability to enact what you want. I don't think this counts. But you do you, boo.
2. 2018-12-12 at 3:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by GGG If you have to axe you shouldn't be doing it

   
   omegalul
3. 2018-12-12 at 3:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth How can I make meth out of an ordinary woodcutting axe?

   
   Simply use the axe to construct a meth lab, this should give you the equipment needed to produce meth.
4. 2018-12-12 at 3:07 PM UTC in A million questions
   

   Cro Mango Houston
   When a bush rustled, the caveman who thought "Lion" usually lived and the caveman who thought "wind" got got. I've felt like I'm being spooped, very viscerally so, but I know it was just my mind playing tricks on itself.
   
   Next person: your superpower is giving other people superpowers. What do you do?
5. 2018-12-12 at 3:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost You can also make it by the bromination of propiophenone and addition of Phtalimido-postasium to give phtalimidopropiophenone, which is then reacted with Methylamine for processing into the hydrochloride salt of MCAT

   
   But can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
6. 2018-12-12 at 2:59 PM UTC in A million questions
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Archer513 Have you had a paranormal experience. Splain

   
   If definitely felt like I've had paranormal experiences. But just like magic, the "real magic" is the magic that doesn't exist.
7. 2018-12-12 at 2:58 PM UTC in A million questions
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I think he might be above you

   
   No
8. 2018-12-12 at 2:58 PM UTC in A million questions
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh! That's the new vinny?? I like your other pic better 😄

   
   No.
9. 2018-12-12 at 2:57 PM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker FTFY

   
   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA peak comedy right here someone dig up Bill Hicks, this nigga funny
10. 2018-12-12 at 2:41 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Im worried about vinny.😯 Has anyone seen him?

    
    Boom, Tianamen'd
11. 2018-12-12 at 2:38 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That was weak even by your standards.

    
    Yeah, as opposed to the real knee slapper TURBO ROAST SICK BURN of "hehehe beta cuck".
12. 2018-12-12 at 1:08 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    Because he is second in cuckedness to you, the ālpha cuck.
    
    What's your favourite kind of donut?
13. 2018-12-12 at 11:52 AM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by RestStop I would've literally banged all their wives and made them watch. After completion of my mission I would speak only one word before my departure "cucked".

    
    How an almighty nigga live
14. 2018-12-12 at 5:19 AM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by ohfralala The hope that Lanny will make me an otter emoji
    
    Help save a life Lanny
    
    Lanny

    
    Shut up faggot.
15. 2018-12-12 at 4:37 AM UTC in People who think cigarettes are a part of them
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    Protect your donut!
16. 2018-12-12 at 4:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    niggersz
17. 2018-12-12 at 2:57 AM UTC in VIP forum section
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    It already exists, it's called #ForumBoyz on Kik.
    
    Members Only. No scrubs invited.
18. 2018-12-12 at 12:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by DietPiano Might be going to jail.
    
    I love every one of you degenerate nigger fuckups

    
    Hey fuck you DH nub.
    
    But you are a solid brah. Stay strong dude, you'll get through it.
    
    And Peter!
    
    Protect your cornhole, buddy.
19. 2018-12-11 at 5:07 PM UTC in TFW You Realize EVERYONE On Here is an Alt (Solipsism-maxxing)
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    Hehehe I'm so hated everybody hates m I rite guise?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
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20. 2018-12-11 at 5:06 PM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by CASPER With as anti PI and pro-anonymity as you are, I. Surprised you don't do 4chan.
    
    
    I've never actually posted there, but had considered doing so, purely based on the fact that they seem to have much more IRL involvement in pop culture, media, politics. And the breadth of knowledge and discussion is actually pretty robust, even when it's diluted by 60% shitposting.

    
    You're not missing anything unless you are 14 years old and think saying nigger and fag is the epitome of comedy, a real knee slapper every time.
    
    If there's something worth hearing about from 4Chan, it will hit mainstream culture, otherwise it is likely some shit gay circlejerking.