Posts by Cro Mango

1. 2018-12-15 at 7:02 AM UTC in A million questions
   

   Cro Mango Houston
   18 hours due to jet lag from Boston -> Hong Kong.
   
   Same Q
2. 2018-12-14 at 9:55 PM UTC in I am alonely
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost She's busy sucking my dick

   
   Sorry nobody would ever suck ur walnut peepee.
3. 2018-12-14 at 9:19 PM UTC in I am alonely
   

   Cro Mango Houston
   My GF won't be here for like 4 hours :(
4. 2018-12-14 at 2:41 AM UTC in The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by gadzooks Who declared you official arbiter of what intrinsic meaning means?

   
   The fact that there is no set of all sets, basically.
5. 2018-12-13 at 7:57 PM UTC in The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by gadzooks I think the whole idea is that you're allowed to fill that vacuous void with your own meaning.
   
   That's what makes it such a bold statement.
   
   It's the elevation of meanings as mere operational instruments (only of extrinsic value) to the status of intrinsic value, truly embedded in the framework of reality.
   
   You don't have to agree, but that's why it's philosophy.
   
   There is no definitive answer, only a series of dialogue leading to even more questions.
   
   And a whole lot of anal fisting.

   
   Well no, that defeats the point
6. 2018-12-13 at 6:47 PM UTC in The girl in the pink dress from the "Friday" music video
   

   Cro Mango Houston
   
7. 2018-12-13 at 6:44 PM UTC in The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by gadzooks All Goatse and anal streching aside, how is it a trite platitude?
   
   It's actually based on some profound philosophy that was built up over the course of hundreds of years.
   
   There was a time when even considering a meaning in life other than worshiping God, or "the gods", or whatever diety/dieties ruled your universe, was a thought-crime of the highest order.
   
   Then eventually, iconoclasts started positing their own meanings (altruism, beauty, hedonism, etc).
   
   Some were ridiculed; others burned at the stake.
   
   But then someone like Nietzsche comes along, following in the footsteps of the German Enlightenment philosophers like Hegel, Kant, and Schopenhauer, and he basically establishes that there is no inherent meaning to life.
   
   And ultimately, this gives way to his interpretation that meaning is to come from the individual.
   
   This individuality gave rise to all kinds of movements, including the Existentialist way of thinking (although the notion was already blossoming from Kierkegaard and the like).
   
   So at the end of the day, if stretching your anus as widely as you possibly can is your personal idea of meaning in a world of chaotic meaninglessness, then you have just discovered that Goatse man was a true Ubermensch, and an exemplar for all to follow when they find themselves in need of meaning in life.

   
   Meanings are an operational instrument that this grotesque meat monstrosity uses to parse its interactions with the world. The meaning of life... Is a vacuity. It fails its own tests.
8. 2018-12-13 at 4:23 PM UTC in My daughter just died
   

   Cro Mango Houston
   Sounds like your stick is nonexistent.
9. 2018-12-13 at 4:19 PM UTC in My daughter just died
   

   Cro Mango Houston
   Every time I come home and undo my belt, I see her wince ever so slightly.
10. 2018-12-13 at 4:16 PM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    But the stick need never rise, if the whores is smart
11. 2018-12-13 at 4:16 PM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Again no, you're doing it wrong…your wife should respect your authority without fear.

    
    That's like saying your horse should be driven with only a carrot. No, you must wield the stick.
12. 2018-12-13 at 4:15 PM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    When my hand does ever come down, it will clap like raw thunder. We both know that. So we stay happy instead.
13. 2018-12-13 at 4:13 PM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your wife should never fear you…you're doing it wrong.

    
    Ideally your wife should fear you so much that your hand should never need to rise and she never needs to feel afraid.
14. 2018-12-13 at 4:11 PM UTC in Old white transsexuals make me dick
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    hard, matey.
15. 2018-12-13 at 4:08 PM UTC in Finger, more like fnigger
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    Am I rite?
16. 2018-12-13 at 3:54 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    Men are better than women, and old white men are usually hated for being baller as fuck,, so yea, man.
    
    Instantly learn either celestial navigation or how to read nautical charts?
17. 2018-12-13 at 3:39 PM UTC in The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    Today in trite platitudes
18. 2018-12-13 at 3:14 PM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    We blew his PI load. What a goober.
    
    You see RisiR, you should never beat your wife. Your wife should tremble so fearfully when your hand rises, that it should never have cause to fall.
19. 2018-12-13 at 3:12 PM UTC in As the great philosopher William James said
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by Ghost your alts suck

    
    ^ Mad cuz he doesn't have sweet puns like me
20. 2018-12-13 at 3:11 PM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by Ghost shut up you alt bitch

    
    Suck my ringpop