Posts by Cro Mango

1. 2018-12-13 at 3:10 PM UTC in A million questions
   

   Cro Mango Houston
   Pudgy white fancy lad. I am going to get a massage, not a handjob. Pound my flesh with that meaty F=ma, white boy.
   
   Throw your 4 year old into a cage with gorillas or chimps for 5 minutes?
2. 2018-12-13 at 1:19 PM UTC in As the great philosopher William James said
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Superhero

   
   Roll some fat limes
3. 2018-12-13 at 12:50 PM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Obbe ^Something a faggot would say.

   
   Calling out plagiarism is part of my faggot script.
4. 2018-12-13 at 12:06 PM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Obbe Faggot.

   
   Literal NPC with a script.
5. 2018-12-13 at 3:54 AM UTC in A million questions
   

   Cro Mango Houston
   RIP. Hemlock and tonic.
   
   Tits or ass?
6. 2018-12-13 at 3:42 AM UTC in A million questions
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb A glass of water with a splash of soy.
   
   Same Q.

   
   Sauce or milk?
7. 2018-12-13 at 3:26 AM UTC in My daughter just died
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost Thanks Given: 0
   
   You're not the real Santa

   
   Who would win in a fight, Santa or Captain Jack Sparrow
8. 2018-12-13 at 3:24 AM UTC in As the great philosopher William James said
   

   Cro Mango Houston
   No homo we out here smoking penises
9. 2018-12-13 at 2:01 AM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Obbe Life is worth living and it's not like I'm going to miss the bus.

   
   Plagiarized me too. Got dang.
10. 2018-12-12 at 9:24 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    Oh wait, he's wrong that way too.
    
    

    NOUN
    
    A disrespectful or scornfully abusive remark or act.

11. 2018-12-12 at 9:22 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …you ATTEMPTING to insult doesn't make it an insult…comprehension young fella me lad ;)

    
    ^ And here we see JJ's unfamiliarity with the difference between a verb and a noun.
12. 2018-12-12 at 9:21 PM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    Go commit die
13. 2018-12-12 at 9:20 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Speak to or treat with disrespect or scornful abuse."
    
    But did didn't feel disrespected or scornfully abused…so it still didn't qualify.
    
    Lolol..

    
    The way you received it has absolutely no relevance to it being an insult or not.
14. 2018-12-12 at 9:19 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    Paragraphed 1-2 line post = wall of text.
    
    Yeah, ol' JJ's not too good with that whole "knowing what things mean" routine. Not his thing.
15. 2018-12-12 at 9:15 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson For it to be an insult one would have to be insulted…I wasn't.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson For it to be an insult one would have to be insulted…I wasn't.

    
    I was going to throw the dictionary definition in your face, then I realized that this conversation had become about something more interesting than that.
    
    I mean, you're wrong. You're so obviously wrong that you can confirm it by putting the word into Google. You know that. I know that.
    
    So what primal, subconscious urge might drive an apparently functioning adult to say something so transparently wrong?
    
    Did you think I'd take the easy bait and make the conversation about you being wrong about the word "insult"? Maybe you hoped that in doing so, I would not dispute the claim that you weren't insulted.
    
    Sorry bitch. The above exchange double bamboozled you. You proved you were an idiot and validated my insult. You were so deeply insulted, you'd rather just be wrong.
    
    Well now you can be insulted and wrong at the same time.
    
    https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/insult
    
    

    insult
    VERB
    
    Speak to or treat with disrespect or scornful abuse.

16. 2018-12-12 at 8:47 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Cro Mango Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You don't really need a high one to ask and answer simple questions…

    
    Congratulations, you understood the insult.
17. 2018-12-12 at 8:10 PM UTC in My daughter just died
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    More like The Lie-ble
18. 2018-12-12 at 8:09 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    Fuck this, you people don't have the IQ to run a thread like this
19. 2018-12-12 at 5:43 PM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    You don't need no gadgets to see pussy, even dogs and monkeys and shit see pussy daily.
20. 2018-12-12 at 5:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Cro Mango Houston
    You can vap3nnic salts with a breeze too.
    
    But anyone bitching about that is missing the point. Juuls are just straight up ridiculously convenient to keep and use. I even have some THC juul pods for when I don't want to carry my vape.