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  1. ๐Ÿˆ Yung Blood
    that gun is fuckin LUDACRIS. it looks like something straight out of a math book problem. "jeff is going to rob a bank and only has a revolver, so he made an additional revolving mechanism that holds 8 barrels that hold 6 bullets each. what is the maximum number of bullets he has available to him for the robbery?
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    they're going to lock bro in the hornace of death
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  3. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    WHAT THE FUCK

    I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAVE ENDED LIKE THIS~~

    all i gotta say is....free LEE. this country is officially a total banana republic if this man is not released. unbelievable corruption at every level of government and bizness. UNREAL.

    https://abc13.com/woman-held-hostage-man-kidnaps-pregnant-lee-carter-arrested-rescued-from-captivity/14282755/

    HOUSTON, Texas (KTRK) – A local Houston rapper was arrested on Thursday after being accused of holding a pregnant woman against her will for years inside a southeast Houston home, according to police.

    The allegations include kidnapping and sexual assault.

    After our ABC13 news team called the Houston Police Department, officers broke through a window on Friday evening and opened a door to gain entry inside the home. Officials said they were concerned because they hadn't heard from the victim.

    "We found a dog inside, feces on the floor, and an empty room with the TV on," explained HPD Commander Michael Collins.
    The home, on Perry Street in northeast Houston, had a boarded-up window.

    "At one point, maybe a year ago now, the cops come banging on my door claiming somebody had called from inside the house and was kidnapped or not able to leave on her own," neighbor Jedediah Beights said.

    "Right then, as the cops are standing at my door, a gal comes crawling out that window just there, just clawing her way out, pregnant, eight months."

    The man who reportedly owns the house, 52-year-old Lee Carter, was arrested at a nearby motel on Thursday. He is currently in jail.

    The accusations against him are so concerning that a judge cleared the room before reading aloud court documents and setting his bond at $100,000.
    Carter is accused of picking up a pregnant woman while she was panhandling in south Houston and then bringing her to his house.

    The woman told police Carter locked her up, raped her, and forced her to take drugs, including crack cocaine, for years.

    Court documents don't show if she ever gave birth and, if she did, what happened to the baby.

    Neighbors told ABC13 that they would see her sometimes.

    "He would back his car up to the shop, load her up, back up to the door at the front of the house so she could bathe," Beights said.
    Houston police confirm they received eight calls for service to the house in the past year.

    The woman reported that officers took her to the hospital multiple times, but she told police the suspect would always later pick her up and bring her back to the home.

    In April, firefighters say they opened the door and found a plastic door lock, a broken toilet, a dirty mattress, a television, food, clothes, and diapers.

    The woman, officials said, weighed only about 70 pounds.

    The suspect is a real estate broker whose attorney said he is in the process of obtaining his master's in Business Administration.

    As the investigation continued, it was discovered that the suspect is a popular Houston rapper, who goes by the stage name "Viper."

    "It's just a creepy situation. We have no idea what's really going on," Beights said. "You can't write this stuff. It's strange to see with your own eyes."

    "It makes me sick as a human being. And I can tell you as a police department, we are here for the citizens of Houston, we are here for the community, and we are here to make sure that this individual and her family gets justice," Commander Collins said.

    The woman's whereabouts remain unknown, according to Houston police.

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  4. Kafka sweaty
    Jesus Christ

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  5. This is like that time they had a single bishop for the entire continental USA
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  6. Originally posted by Kafka Idk what to buy that will make me happy.

    buying things won't make you happy.

    "Men would have been unhappy at the loss of [possessions], though the possession did not make them happy"
    - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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  7. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    A black man can fly.
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  8. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]







    I am not an Apple/Mac guy.
    In fact I've never used one in my life.
    This afternoon I saw this listing pop up and I knew for that price there was little to lose.
    All in all I'm out $68 with the cost of gas.

    It's really clean on the outside but I can see plenty of dust on the inside.
    Currently I don't feel safe running it with the internal condition of the machine being unknown.

    I plan to do some research on it and maybe get some software if that's what it needs.
    More than likely I'll sell her at some point as I'm just not sexually attracted to her..
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by maddie Next question. When will the EU step up and not allow USA to bully the world anymore.

    the EU doesn't have any agency anymore; central government is dominated by Atlanticists. when the US blew up the Nord Stream pipelines Germany just said "thank you sir may I have another"
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  10. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    she has a tattoo on her wrist and the sensor can't get past it to register her heart rate.
    Therefore the watch doesn't think it's being worn and won't ever alert her to any notifications.
    I contacted customer support who transferred me to the IT department that told me,

    "Pixel 2 watch does not work over tattoos or on black people"

    LOL
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  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra this is honestly the most depressing thing I've seen in a while


    they're down to literal retards playing in the trenches and still want to keep throwing people at Russian artillery and mines.

    When one ponders the overall strategy and demonstrated tactics the only realistic conclusion is the end-game goal is extermination of the ukrainian people

    Holodomor-2

    Even during the soviet push into staliningrad where they'd lose multiple soviets per German there was still tactics and goals that were obviously being accomplished. In Ukraine the 'commanders' throw the troops into the front lines and wave goodbye

    Kikes are behind this...
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  12. he didnt wear a seatbelt.
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra

    this is honestly the most depressing thing I've seen in a while


    they're down to literal retards playing in the trenches and still want to keep throwing people at Russian artillery and mines.
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  14. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ
    โ•”โ–ฐโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–ฐโ”“
    ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑโ•ซ๐•ด๐–“ ๐•ป๐–”๐–‘๐–†๐–“๐–‰'๐–˜ ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–˜๐–’๐–Ž๐–ˆ ๐–Œ๐–†๐–Ÿ๐–Š, โ•ซ๐ŸŒ 
    ๐Ÿ›ธโ•ซ๐•ฟ๐–Š๐–Š๐–“๐–†๐–Œ๐–Š ๐–”๐–—๐–‡๐–Ž๐–™๐–˜ ๐–Ž๐–“ ๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–—๐–—๐–ž ๐–‰๐–†๐–Ÿ๐–Š, โ•ซ๐ŸŒŒ
    ๐Ÿชโ•ซ๐•ด๐–“๐–™๐–Š๐–—๐–˜๐–™๐–Š๐–‘๐–‘๐–†๐–— ๐–‰๐–—๐–Š๐–†๐–’๐–˜ ๐–†๐–‡๐–‘๐–†๐–Ÿ๐–Š. โ•ซ๐Ÿš€
    ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€โ•ซ โ•ซ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ
    ๐ŸŒŒโ•ซ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–‘๐–Ž๐–‹๐–”๐–—๐–“๐–Ž๐–†๐–“ ๐–‰๐–—๐–Š๐–†๐–’๐–˜, โ•ซ๐Ÿš€
    ๐Ÿ‘พโ•ซ๐•พ๐–•๐–†๐–ˆ๐–Š๐–œ๐–†๐–‘๐–๐–˜, ๐–‡๐–†๐–Œ๐–˜ ๐–‰๐–š๐–’๐–•๐–Š๐–‰, ๐–Ž๐–™ ๐–˜๐–Š๐–Š๐–’๐–˜, โ•ซ๐Ÿช
    ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธโ•ซ๐•ฑ๐–†๐–Ž๐–™๐– ๐–‹๐–”๐–š๐–“๐–‰ ๐–Ž๐–“ ๐–Œ๐–†๐–‘๐–†๐–ˆ๐–™๐–Ž๐–ˆ ๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–’๐–Š๐–˜. โ•ซ๐ŸŒŒ
    ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€โ•ซ โ•ซ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ
    ๐Ÿš€โ•ซ๐•ฎ๐–Š๐–‘๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–Ž๐–†๐–‘ ๐–™๐–†๐–‘๐–Š๐–˜ ๐–œ๐–Ž๐–™๐– ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–˜๐–’๐–Ž๐–ˆ ๐–ˆ๐–†๐–“๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š๐–˜, โ•ซ๐ŸŒŒ
    ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€โ•ซ๐•พ๐–™๐–†๐–— ๐•ฟ๐–—๐–Š๐– ๐–œ๐–†๐–—๐–• ๐–“๐–Ž๐–Œ๐–๐–™๐–˜, โ•ซ๐Ÿš€
    ๐ŸŒ โ•ซ๐•ฑ๐–—๐–Ž๐–Š๐–“๐–‰๐–˜๐–๐–Ž๐–•๐–˜ ๐–˜๐–๐–†๐–•๐–Š๐–‰, ๐–€๐•ฑ๐•บ๐–˜ ๐–š๐–“๐–Ž๐–™๐–Š. โ•ซ๐Ÿช
    ๐Ÿ‘พโ•ซ โ•ซ๐Ÿš€
    ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€โ•ซ๐•พ๐–•๐–†๐–ˆ๐–Š ๐–”๐–‰๐–ž๐–˜๐–˜๐–Š๐–ž ๐–Ž๐–“ ๐•ป๐–”๐–‘๐–Ž๐–˜๐– ๐–๐–š๐–Š๐–˜, โ•ซ๐Ÿช
    ๐Ÿš€โ•ซ๐•ฟ๐–Š๐–Š๐–“๐–†๐–Œ๐–Š ๐–’๐–Š๐–’๐–”๐–—๐–Ž๐–Š๐–˜, ๐–˜๐–™๐–Š๐–‘๐–‘๐–†๐–— ๐–ˆ๐–‘๐–š๐–Š๐–˜, โ•ซ๐ŸŒŒ
    ๐Ÿชโ•ซ๐•ณ๐–†๐–Ž๐–๐–š๐–˜ ๐–”๐–‹ ๐–‘๐–Ž๐–‹๐–Š'๐–˜ ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–˜๐–’๐–Ž๐–ˆ ๐–’๐–š๐–˜๐–Š. โ•ซ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ
    โ•šโ–ฐโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–ฐโ•›
    ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ
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  15. ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿพ
    โ•”โ–ฐโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–ฐโ”“
    ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑโ•ซ๐•ด๐–“ ๐•ป๐–”๐–‘๐–†๐–“๐–Š'๐–˜ ๐–Š๐–’๐–‡๐–—๐–†๐–ˆ๐–Š, โ•ซ๐Ÿ€
    ๐Ÿ—ฟโ•ซ๐•ฟ๐–—๐–Š๐–Š๐–˜ ๐–ˆ๐–‘๐–Ž๐–’๐–‡๐–Š๐–‰ ๐–Ž๐–“ ๐–ž๐–”๐–š๐–™๐–'๐–˜ ๐–œ๐–Ž๐–‘๐–‰ ๐–‰๐–Š๐–‘๐–Ž๐–Œ๐–๐–™,โ•ซ๐Ÿงฑ
    ๐Ÿฐโ•ซ๐•ธ๐–Š๐–•๐–๐–Š๐–‰๐–—๐–”๐–“๐–Š'๐–˜ ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Œ๐–†๐–‘ ๐–๐–†๐–Ÿ๐–Š. โ•ซโ›ฒ
    ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธโ•ซ โ•ซ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ
    ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ•ซ๐•ฎ๐–๐–š๐–—๐–ˆ๐– ๐–ž๐–”๐–š๐–™๐– ๐–Œ๐–—๐–”๐–š๐–• ๐–Š๐–ˆ๐–๐–”๐–Š๐–˜, โ•ซ๐Ÿป
    ๐Ÿคกโ•ซ๐•ธ๐–Š๐–†๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–†๐–‰๐–˜ ๐–˜๐–ˆ๐–†๐–™๐–™๐–Š๐–—๐–Š๐–‰, ๐–‡๐–†๐–Œ๐–˜ ๐–‰๐–š๐–’๐–•๐–Š๐–‰ ๐–”๐–š๐–™,โ•ซ๐Ÿน
    ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ•ซ๐•ฑ๐–†๐–Ž๐–™๐– ๐–‹๐–”๐–š๐–“๐–‰ ๐–Ž๐–“ ๐–ˆ๐–๐–†๐–”๐–˜. โ•ซ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
    ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑโ•ซ โ•ซ๐Ÿ›‚
    ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธโ•ซ๐•ฒ๐–Ž๐–—๐–‘๐–˜ ๐–œ๐–Ž๐–™๐– ๐–‰๐–”๐–Œ๐–˜ ๐–Ž๐–“ ๐–™๐–”๐–œ, โ•ซโ™จ๏ธ
    ๐Ÿ“ฟโ•ซ๐•พ๐–™๐–†๐–— ๐•ฟ๐–—๐–Š๐– ๐–™๐–†๐–‘๐–Š๐–˜ ๐–†๐–™ ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–•๐–š๐–‡'๐–˜ ๐–Œ๐–‘๐–”๐–œ, โ•ซ๐Ÿฐ
    ๐ŸŽˆโ•ซ๐•ฑ๐–—๐–Ž๐–Š๐–“๐–‰๐–˜๐–๐–Ž๐–•๐–˜ ๐–‹๐–”๐–—๐–’๐–Š๐–‰, ๐•ฑ๐–€๐–„๐•พ. โ•ซ๐Ÿฅž
    ๐ŸŽดโ•ซ โ•ซ๐Ÿฆˆ
    ๐Ÿˆโ•ซ๐•ฎ๐–Ž๐–™๐–ž ๐–”๐–‹ ๐•ป๐–”๐–‘๐–†๐–“๐–Š, โ•ซ๐Ÿคช
    ๐Ÿปโ•ซ๐•ฟ๐–Š๐–Š๐–“๐–†๐–Œ๐–Š ๐–’๐–Š๐–’๐–”๐–—๐–Ž๐–Š๐–˜ ๐–˜๐–š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–Ž๐–“, โ•ซ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ
    ๐Ÿคนโ•ซ๐•ณ๐–†๐–Ž๐–๐–š๐–˜ ๐–œ๐–๐–Ž๐–˜๐–•๐–Š๐–— ๐–ž๐–”๐–š๐–™๐–. โ•ซ๐ŸŒ
    โ•šโ–ฐโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–ฐโ•›
    ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿพ
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  16. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by aldra

    Finally deploying NAFO
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  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra that was a bit of a trend with the Arabs (and I guess Persians), they got Soviet weapons which are effective on paper but didn't bother actually listening to how they were supposed to use them

    I remember reading one of the big reasons the Syrians ate israeli air power was because even though they had then-modern SAMs they treated BUKs and the like as static defences and didn't move them or use decoys for months at a time, as well as stationing them in valleys rather than on higher elevation where the radars were more effective because it was easier to dig latrines there

    it has to do with their religious belief in 'aloha whackbar'...we used it against them during the gulf war and subsequent ones. they believed rather emphatically that their invisible friend in the sky was going to do all the work to save them in a war and all they had to do was pretty much show up.

    one time they launched an SA-5 at us and it missed by...like...a hundred miles. according to what we think happened, they picked up one of our planes at long range with a 'normal' air search radar and launched 'blind'...without the associated tracking radar for the missile. so the missile flew in a straight course totally unguided. we think because they were scared of an anti-radiation missile taking out their missile-associated radars so they decided to aloha whackbar a launch. apparently aloha was napping at the time.
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that was a bit of a trend with the Arabs (and I guess Persians), they got Soviet weapons which are effective on paper but didn't bother actually listening to how they were supposed to use them

    I remember reading one of the big reasons the Syrians ate israeli air power was because even though they had then-modern SAMs they treated BUKs and the like as static defences and didn't move them or use decoys for months at a time, as well as stationing them in valleys rather than on higher elevation where the radars were more effective because it was easier to dig latrines there
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  19. infinityshock Black Hole


    the persians just deployed one of their warships into the red sea.

    i have no idea what they could be thinking, considering this is one of their most 'powerful' warships...yet it is about equivalent to an armed tugboat considering its armaments and sensor capabilities. its biggest...only...threat to the US fleet is its anti-ship missiles, which are copies of chinee missiles, which were copies of a french missile.

    im curious what US asset is glued to it...drone...sub...aircraft...i guarantee this thing has more probing being done to it than elliot when he was in the closet with ET dressed in drag.
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra (given a rocket flying over multiple areas will set all of them off, and the Iron Dome will take care of at least some of them)

    reminds me, a fun trick the Iraqi militias liked to play before this kicked off was to fire small mortars OVER the US embassy, specifically to trip the alarms and lock the embassy down for six hours or so to send everyone to the bunker, do their headcounts and inspections, then send them all back.
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