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2023-05-29 at 10:09 PM UTC in Sophie: Where are you?
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2023-05-29 at 3:58 AM UTC in what if chris chan really is jesusCwC is the meaning of the universe
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2023-05-28 at 4:26 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Tobacco smoke ages a gentleman and gives him a grizzled, age worn appearance.
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2023-05-28 at 1:16 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Kafka is my troll account. I've been cultivating my transgender personality at weekends in northern Ireland, and only recently began expressing my alternative gender identity.
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2023-05-28 at 12:17 AM UTC in What a great vid for bradley
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2023-05-28 at 12:14 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2023-05-25 at 12:21 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Kafka I've been smoking purple silk cut since I was 16. I quit for two years but now I've found I'm more addicted to it than ever. I will chain smoke a pack a day and can't do that daily or I'll go broke, they're £16.50 now. Anyway purple is the light option so I'm thinking of trying the heavier ones, maybe I will stop chain-smoking them then?
Vape. -
2023-05-23 at 9:39 PM UTC in Just a reminder that Douglas Monks is pushing up daisies...His herpes
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2023-05-23 at 6:36 PM UTC in Just a reminder that Douglas Monks is pushing up daisies...
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2023-05-23 at 6:01 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Kafka I'm thinking of getting sterilised because then maybe the pressure would end, the pressure I feel to reproduce for my dad's sake instead of living my life for myself. Ik I'm not going to love anyone enough to want to have their child, I'm not even getting married. The operation may be illegal in future if right-wing politicians get their way. This world doesn't deserve my descendants.
Women can't love anyone besides their own children. -
2023-05-23 at 5:54 PM UTC in kafka have you ever dated a workaholic?It's the guys fault. If you have a girl in your bed you should spend the entire night trying to fuck her, no matter what.
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2023-05-23 at 5:36 PM UTC in kafka have you ever dated a workaholic?
Originally posted by Kafka There was one guy I went on a date with and he was reluctant to let me sleep over because he had work in the morning, but that's what happened anyway because I was drunk. It was our first time sleeping in the same bed and nothing even happened. I think I did wake him in the middle of the night we were just talking, I couldn't sleep.
You couldn't even get a guy to fuck you? -
2023-05-22 at 10:31 PM UTC in England's new Queen looks fabulous on his throne.
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2023-05-22 at 7:17 PM UTC in In the Middle Ages, if you saw a crime being committed, you were obliged to raise ‘hue’ and 'cry'...Even if you raise a cry I will have an alibi.
Even if you make a hue I will quickly outrun you. -
2023-05-22 at 7:10 PM UTC in England's new Queen looks fabulous on his throne.
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2023-05-22 at 12:33 PM UTC in I can't breatheArt is gay
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2023-05-22 at 11:56 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
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2023-05-22 at 11:55 AM UTC in Is everyone stoked about getting back to work, tomorrow, and starting another 5-day work week?On holidays this week. I'm in Ohio.
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2023-05-20 at 10:46 PM UTC in Before mirrors were invented, did folks spend a lot of time gazing at the reflection in the water?The intentions of this ritual are invasive and morally gray. Through it, you will be able to read the mind of any living person you'd like. Before performing it, think whether or not you want to risk your sanity for a chance to see into the mind of your friends, or your current crush. I recommend against it, but it’s not my place to tell you what to do.
You will need the following materials:
One mirror, roughly the size of a dinner plate. Nothing larger. This will be used as a barrier between our world and the demon world.
A water source which can quickly be drained(ex. sink, tub, bucket). It must be able to hold the mirror.
Something from the person whose mind you are trying to read(ex. hair, clothes, pen). Anything that holds a bond with the person.
Candle and matches. The candle must be tallow or the ritual won’t work.
A knife or other sharp object.
A few drops of blood.
You must perform the ritual at a time when target’s mind is at rest, so it is best to do it between midnight and five in the morning. Gather your materials in a room without windows(or cover the windows) and turn the lights off. Now the ritual can begin.
Fill your water source. If it is a bathtub, fill it just enough to cover the mirror as you may need to drain it quickly if things turn sour. Same thing for a sink. The ritual is probably safest with a bucket.
Light the candle and set it within arms reach.
Most people will be trepidant in performing the next step, as it goes against everything we were ever taught. Unless your mother taught you it's okay to summon a demon. You must wash your hands in the water and repeat the following word for word: “I [Name] do hereby summon you Thizhalu, lord of waters, and bind you to my will.” Do not deviate from the phrase.
Next, drop your target’s belonging into the water. Be sure to put it over the mirror.
Prick your finger with the knife or other sharp object. There must be a steady stream of blood(no papercuts). Dip your finger into the water, just above the mirror, and stir. The water should turn a slight shade of pink.
You do not want to see the face of the demon in the mirror, this is why the final step exists. The final ingredient is fire, so you must drop your candle into the water.
If performed correctly, you will hear the water bubble. A voice will come to your mind, and it will say one of two things. “I am here to serve,” will be the one you want to hear. Then you must ask it three questions about your target. Whatever you want. “Does so-and-so like me?” Whatever kids are wondering these days. Do not ask it any more than three, nor any less. Once the questions three have been asked, leave the room. Go to sleep, and you will have a very vivid dream where your target reveals the answers to your questions. When you wake up, repeat the words: “I [Name] release you, Thizhalu, from my service.” The ritual is over.
If performed incorrectly, a voice will not come to your mind, but rather it will burst from the waters, most likely resulting in the soiling of one’s pants. A red glow will come from the water, emanating from the mirror. Do not look into it or you will see him. The water will begin to boil after some time, so it’s best to act quickly. You must drain your container, whether it be tub or bucket. This is why I recommend the bucket, because you can simply tip it, whereas a tub you must reach your hand into the water and unplug it. Once you drain the water, leave the room and do not enter it again for seven hours. Your words of binding will be null after seven hours. Then the ritual will be over.
Other warnings: Never attempt the ritual on a dead person.You will not get answers to questions you ask them. There will be some who try. “Why didn’t your money to me?” Stuff like that. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS! The ritual will work fine up until the end. You will not receive dreams of them answering your questions, you will have nightmares, dreadful nightmares. I’ve heard one person claim he saw the very pits of hell. -
2023-05-20 at 2:34 PM UTC in Kia and Hyundai to pay compensation in US for making cars that are too easy to steal
Hyundai and Kia will pay out $200 million in a class-action lawsuit settlement, compensating roughly 9 million people for their losses after a 2022 social media trend revealed how relatively simple it was to steal certain models. From a report:
https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/05/19/1934229/kia-and-hyundai-agree-to-200-million-settlement-for-making-cars-viral-theft-targets
As reported by Reuters, $145 million of the payout goes to the out-of-pocket expenses of those whose cars were stolen. Many Kias made between 2011-2021, and Hyundais from 2015-2021, lacked electronic engine immobilizers, which would prevent a car from starting unless an electronically matched key was present. Without the immobilizer, the car could be started by turning the ignition with other objects, such as a USB-A cable that thieves discovered was a perfect fit.
Customers whose cars were totaled are eligible for up to $6,125, while damaged vehicles and property can receive a maximum of $3,375, along with costs for raised insurance, car rental, towing, tickets, and others. Kia and Hyundai had previously pledged to provide free software upgrades to vehicles and free wheel locks (i.e. The Club), typically in coordination with regional police departments. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration said in February that the companies have given out 26,000 wheel locks since November 2022. A September 2022 report by the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety (IIHS) showed that immobilizers were standard on 96 percent of cars sold in the US by 2015 but only 26 percent of Kias and Hyundais. Cars with immobilizers were stolen at a rate of 1.21 per 1,000 insured vehicles, according to the IIHS; those without immobilizers had a 2.18 per 1,000 rate. Kia and Hyundai's far-too-thrifty design decisions might have been simply a balance sheet story were it not for the "Kia Challenge," a 2022 TikTok trend that detailed theft techniques and joyrides. By February 2023, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration attributed 14 crashes and eight deaths to challenge-inspired thefts.
The problem is that there is no immobiliser, so all you need to do is turn the switch behind the lock cylinder. The USB plug just happens to fit on that switch nicely.
