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Before mirrors were invented, did folks spend a lot of time gazing at the reflection in the water?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Folx, did they stick their wounds in the fire in order to cauter?
  2. #2
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    The intentions of this ritual are invasive and morally gray. Through it, you will be able to read the mind of any living person you'd like. Before performing it, think whether or not you want to risk your sanity for a chance to see into the mind of your friends, or your current crush. I recommend against it, but it’s not my place to tell you what to do.

    You will need the following materials:

    One mirror, roughly the size of a dinner plate. Nothing larger. This will be used as a barrier between our world and the demon world.

    A water source which can quickly be drained(ex. sink, tub, bucket). It must be able to hold the mirror.

    Something from the person whose mind you are trying to read(ex. hair, clothes, pen). Anything that holds a bond with the person.

    Candle and matches. The candle must be tallow or the ritual won’t work.

    A knife or other sharp object.

    A few drops of blood.

    You must perform the ritual at a time when target’s mind is at rest, so it is best to do it between midnight and five in the morning. Gather your materials in a room without windows(or cover the windows) and turn the lights off. Now the ritual can begin.

    Fill your water source. If it is a bathtub, fill it just enough to cover the mirror as you may need to drain it quickly if things turn sour. Same thing for a sink. The ritual is probably safest with a bucket.

    Light the candle and set it within arms reach.

    Most people will be trepidant in performing the next step, as it goes against everything we were ever taught. Unless your mother taught you it's okay to summon a demon. You must wash your hands in the water and repeat the following word for word: “I [Name] do hereby summon you Thizhalu, lord of waters, and bind you to my will.” Do not deviate from the phrase.

    Next, drop your target’s belonging into the water. Be sure to put it over the mirror.

    Prick your finger with the knife or other sharp object. There must be a steady stream of blood(no papercuts). Dip your finger into the water, just above the mirror, and stir. The water should turn a slight shade of pink.

    You do not want to see the face of the demon in the mirror, this is why the final step exists. The final ingredient is fire, so you must drop your candle into the water.

    If performed correctly, you will hear the water bubble. A voice will come to your mind, and it will say one of two things. “I am here to serve,” will be the one you want to hear. Then you must ask it three questions about your target. Whatever you want. “Does so-and-so like me?” Whatever kids are wondering these days. Do not ask it any more than three, nor any less. Once the questions three have been asked, leave the room. Go to sleep, and you will have a very vivid dream where your target reveals the answers to your questions. When you wake up, repeat the words: “I [Name] release you, Thizhalu, from my service.” The ritual is over.

    If performed incorrectly, a voice will not come to your mind, but rather it will burst from the waters, most likely resulting in the soiling of one’s pants. A red glow will come from the water, emanating from the mirror. Do not look into it or you will see him. The water will begin to boil after some time, so it’s best to act quickly. You must drain your container, whether it be tub or bucket. This is why I recommend the bucket, because you can simply tip it, whereas a tub you must reach your hand into the water and unplug it. Once you drain the water, leave the room and do not enter it again for seven hours. Your words of binding will be null after seven hours. Then the ritual will be over.

    Other warnings: Never attempt the ritual on a dead person.You will not get answers to questions you ask them. There will be some who try. “Why didn’t your money to me?” Stuff like that. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS! The ritual will work fine up until the end. You will not receive dreams of them answering your questions, you will have nightmares, dreadful nightmares. I’ve heard one person claim he saw the very pits of hell.
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    ^^^scary
  4. #4
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    invent a mirror?

    Prettysure it's just a natural phenomenae and you can't "invent" it
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad invent a mirror?

    Prettysure it's just a natural phenomenae and you can't "invent" it

    The mirror you have in your bathroom is most certainly man-made. Yes, naturally occurring volcanic glass named obsidian can be used as a mirror, i suppose.
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