Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
yes i am a canuckian "mess" but you should see my bedroom...they could do a 2-3 parter on hoarders on me
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
a cute 26'r of forty creek. i shall enjoy the date.
2020-01-28 at 11:03 PM UTC
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Cute traps thread
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
i've never used contracepts. sorry but not sorry.
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
out of the 17? mostly family my parents, 3 brothers and a sister. rest cousins..my first gf that one nearly killed me...i was even worse drunk then and had a breakdown like a few weeks before she died. one of my best friends as well...that was hard but it really snuck up on me much later for certain reasons.
thing is i've always be closer to my first gf and friends than my actual family...they were the ones that stood by me when i was fucking everything up in my life, having breakdowns(had 3-4 nasty ones),and just being a real piece of shit. my family..idk really complicated shit to break down in a post but a huge part of me was like fuck them all. i kinda regretted later with a few of them but moved on from that and them eventually
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
going on the big 44 in november. so i was very fortunate...not many deaths early life. its more than made up for the last 10..maybe 12 yrs.
only a couple really have ever made a lasting impression on me. the rest i'd go for the free coffee, donuts, or whatever was available..and not smile..so people thought i cared
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
i believe its 17...13 in the last decade. so early life was fairly lively.
2020-01-28 at 7:12 PM UTC
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Why do fat people smell?
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
haven't bathed/showered since boxing day...maybe thats why.
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
the idiot thinks me and you are the same person...
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
probably give ya a good ol goodbye in your butt as you sleep.
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
*mind blown* shit got and is too real right now
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
oh come on you got a "fruity rubber ducker" under your pillow, one sucking you off at night, and closet full of them to show talk to when you have one of your half breed emo fits on facebook.
son wake up
2020-01-28 at 4:35 PM UTC
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Waiting on an inheritance
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
want me some of that chicken breast on there...with the hottest shit ever basted on there. fuck stuff some cheese in it as well. where it oozes out...yummm
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
can you imagine the triggeranomics if it was HERstory all along and not Hisstory? especially on Twitter oh brother
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
post shut the fuck up in polish. than act accordingly.
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
adapt OR DIE...its a niggas choice.
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
you got "shit" too much in yo brain. that scat and like shit is fucking disgusting...THEREFORE YOU ARE DISGUSTING. GOODness gracious me...I won't be able to have lunch thanks to you
2020-01-28 at 2:43 PM UTC
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What is the best letter?
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
hmm got me thinking what actual size of cup did cupofcheer had at her age? like what is the size of dried up prunes, raisins, and tinge of fat? did she even have breasts?