Posts by PhD in Condom Mechanics

1. 2018-11-18 at 2:15 PM UTC in NeTwOrKiNg for small ISP
   

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   I would never buy internet from a man with a mustache like yours
2. 2018-11-18 at 3:52 AM UTC in Protonmail under attack
   

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   Penisniggers. Proton Mail is da best.
3. 2018-11-18 at 3:43 AM UTC in There is no good term for grouping film and television only together.
   

   PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

   Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service What do you mean?

   
   Undermined by the electrojedi
4. 2018-11-17 at 11:01 PM UTC in What do the feds who crawl this site think about you?
   

   PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

   Originally posted by gadzooks National Socialist?

   
   Nigger
5. 2018-11-17 at 10:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston
   Guys remember... You are still human. Your euphoric delusions, as entertaining and endearing as they are, cannot overcome your biology. Be careful and be responsible. Sometimes it's good to be in touch with your sober side and take a T-break.
6. 2018-11-17 at 5:47 PM UTC in There is no good term for grouping film and television only together.
   

   PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny concrete writing is jedi propaganda.

   
   (((Embarrassing autocorrects)))
7. 2018-11-17 at 7:28 AM UTC in Fight to the death techniques
   

   PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston
   My combat strategy would be to strip naked to remove any handholds, then leap at him like a gargoyle with a shriek, the windmilling of my aerial dong producing a month's worth of grain for a Cambodian village, then I'd attach myself to him and headbutt him repeatedly while yelling ALALALALALALALALALALALA like the terrorists from the opening scene of the Naked Gun.
8. 2018-11-17 at 7:25 AM UTC in Fight to the death techniques
   

   PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

   Originally posted by mmQ And he probably doesn't have your charisma level and when your declaring the challenge he'd lunge at you, gouge your eyes out, and snap your neck.
   
   Next loser please!

   
   Not having my charisma level menasnincan manipulate him more easily than he can manipulate him.
9. 2018-11-17 at 7:24 AM UTC in There is no good term for grouping film and television only together.
   

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   Concrete writing camps were organised by jediey decimal system.
10. 2018-11-17 at 4:54 AM UTC in Fight to the death techniques
    

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    I have 99 charisma so I'd challenge him to an age-off.
11. 2018-11-17 at 4:47 AM UTC in There is no good term for grouping film and television only together.
    

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    Don't talk back to me, cunt.
12. 2018-11-17 at 1:19 AM UTC in There is no good term for grouping film and television only together.
    

    PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service The title is correct, and that's annoying.
    
    Language defines debate and thought to a huge degree, and I believe that when there isn't a word for something it affects people's opinions.

    
    Shut the fuck up.
13. 2018-11-17 at 12:35 AM UTC in There is no good term for grouping film and television only together.
    

    PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

    Originally posted by Lanny incorrect. There actually isn't even land outside of the US, the Illuminati just falsified a bunch of evidence to elaborately mislead Americans to thinking they're not the only people in the world. China is a lie to keep the true children of the earth in line.

    
    Rest of the world = Finland somehow, who produce all the anime.
14. 2018-11-16 at 3:45 PM UTC in Infinityshock's Ban
    

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    Infantcock
15. 2018-11-16 at 3:44 PM UTC in Television programs wherein a character attempts to explain wormholes by putting a pencil through a folded piece of paper
    

    PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
    
    And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

    
    I was expecting that meme of a guy sucking his own cock superimposed on an ouroboros, but this is a good one too.
16. 2018-11-16 at 3:35 PM UTC in People who respond to a topical cultural reference with an irrelevant one from the same source
    

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    RUM HAM!!111!
17. 2018-11-16 at 3:34 PM UTC in There is no good term for grouping film and television only together.
    

    PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

    Originally posted by Lanny "Hollywood"?

    
    These media also exist outside of the USA, ya know m8.
18. 2018-11-16 at 3:31 PM UTC in Television programs wherein a character attempts to explain wormholes by putting a pencil through a folded piece of paper
    

    PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Maybe they should have put a highlighter up their ass instead?

    
    Well your cock could aptly be compared to a worm, sure
19. 2018-11-16 at 3:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ac5Tr_1542287015
    
    honk honk

    
    LMFAO that's literally the funniest thing I've seen all week hahahaha
20. 2018-11-16 at 6:01 AM UTC in There is no good term for grouping film and television only together.
    

    PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ What about just adding professional as an adjective?

    
    That's longer than TV/Film. Which is awful but expedient.