It's purposely a very hard sentence not necessarily intended to punish the individual person who tampers with the product, but to deter people from doing so in the first place. Who's going to do that now, knowing that you can and very possibly will go to prison for it?
I'm surprised that ice cream didn't have a plastic seal on it already. Kind of careless for a company that wants to charge a 16 year old for licking ice cream.
But yes, it is of course very serious to keep the intergrity of consumer products high, and with confidences that people are not going to get herpasyphallitus from other people being retarded.
I'm also surprised that the media reported people on twitter being like OMGGF, WHO DOES THAT!?!??!?!?
like, I'm sure she's only like the 80 millionth person to ever do this in the U.S.
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Anyone ever walk into their office/ place of work and survey the scene, look around at all their colleagues and for a split few seconds imagine a sub machine gun in their hands?
Arms flailing, muffled screams, papers flying. Time kind of slows down, blood splatters and bodies hit the floor. You see people's mouths moving but don't hear shit just as you paint their faces' with lead.
Then snap. Back to reality.
"HOW 'YA DOING OCT? THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE THROWING A SICKIE.
fuck…
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Depends how much you value lives I suppose, if it was your daughter who was murdered by someone who WOULD have been stopped by a wall then you'd probably think the cost of the wall was worth it.
This is a cuck emotional argument you could employ for anything.
Traffic accidents kill 40K people in the US annually, we could probably bring that number close to zero if you wanted to make the speed limit 10mph. But that would be retarded because nobody wants to drive around at 10mph all the time. So we accept a degree of risk we deem necessary or convenient. You'd save way more lives than building a border wall.
"B-but if your daughter might not have died if we had a 10mph speed limit, you might think differently about the convenience of going more than 10mph!"
Sure but then that's an unreasonable and emotionally driven, self centered concern that has zero bearing on what the society at large should do.
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I hate when people IRL ask me how I'm doing, it's annoying
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
almost pasted that into an ssl cert request
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Originally posted by GGG
Too often, zebra
GGG
Golden Gate Gaggler
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Originally posted by Lanny
Whatever the shape of my penis, rest assure that your mom's vagina has recently assumed the same shape.
You son of a bitch!
Calling my lawyer
Elder abuse
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2019-07-09 at 4:05 AM UTC
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anyone remember starwars fan?
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Rattex
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
just open fire in Canada's general direction
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Narc why don't you fly hydro out to Europe with you and house/employ her as a dope whore? She does it anyways in likely less desirable conditions and you could probably get her better deals and better gear. You two hit it off well and it'd be a mutually beneficial business venture.
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Since the blue flag is now associated with criminality, everything described as being 'blue' is associated with criminality by extension. The green folk feel resentment towards the blue folk, because the green folk consider themselves good and upstanding citizens of Gob.
After 30 years of unbridled Sophie piracy the ruling body of Gob decides that enough is enough and cracks down hard. In response, the pirates form an organized resistance and on this day The High Council of the Blue Wave is convened for the first time in history. Sophie the 6th is elected as Grand Vizier of the Council. It's a ceremonial role mostly, but it's prestigious in pirate circles nonetheless.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Or when people ask, what did you do today? Well, I breathed, I walked, I got up and sat down..
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2019-07-08 at 11:44 PM UTC
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My wife is pregnant
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by -SpectraL
For me, it's all about the discussion. Couldn't care less about the personal life drama or whether the person is a natural-born loser, or whether they are an utter failure in life, as long as they can converse in an interesting way.
thats really rich coming from a gont that complains about forum politics all the time
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2019-07-08 at 10:51 PM UTC
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wHAt ArE yOU rEAdiNG?
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I'm re-reading the original, uncut version of "Off Season", by Jack Ketchum. It's about a family of cannibals who live in the woods and drop down on people and chain them up and then eat them and stuff. Some of the events in it are so graphic and descriptive it blows the mind. In the edited version, they've cut out and deleted and edited all the really good parts.
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2019-07-08 at 10:17 PM UTC
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The gallon challenge
Do the eat a raw nutmeg and take a bunch of robitussin challenge
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2019-07-08 at 8:43 PM UTC
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Intravenous Modafinil
You trying to lose another limb bro?
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