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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Get this thread of my feed
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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box as well as how gay every post was (objectively)

    Just go through gollus history
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  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Gather 'round NiS, as I pass on a little bit of life-learned wisdom here...

    As some of you may know, if you know me well, I fuck up a lot in life.

    BUT, as a result, I learn a lot.

    As Nietzsche once said:

    "To those human beings who are of any concern to me I wish suffering, desolation, sickness, ill-treatment, indignities—I wish that they should not remain unfamiliar with profound self-contempt, the torture of self-mistrust, the wretchedness of the vanquished: I have no pity for them, because I wish them the only thing that can prove today whether one is worth anything or not—that one endures."

    The more you fuck up in life, the wiser you become.

    Well, apparently preparing hundreds of doses of a psychoactive chemical is a bad idea.

    Whodathunkit, right?

    So I ended up developing a bit of a GHB habit recently, although I was able to quit for a little while.

    But because I have a tendency to avoid throwing things out that have any value whatsoever, I can't seem to rid myself of my GHB supply.

    My fridge is essentially empty except for some mustard, some hot sauce, a couple other condiments, and at least half a liter of GHB.

    So now, even though I don't even really like GHB, I find myself taking it every few days anyway because it seems to be paradoxically habit-forming at the same time.

    I don't like it, yet, like a moth to a flame, I find myself drawn towards it.

    So, lesson learned:

    Either:

    A) Don't batch-synthesize habit-forming drugs.

    OR...

    B) Don't get in the habit of keeping things that you have no real need for. Learn to let go. THROW THINGS AWAY, DAMNIT!

    I just can't though.

    There's something about dumping hundreds of dollars worth of drugs down the toilet that feels... wrong on some level.
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  5. Originally posted by gadzooks Lol, yeah kinda.

    I pop in every few days for an hour or so when I've been drinking.

    But now that I only drink at nights, and typically right before going to sleep, I seldom find myself in front of the computer while drunk.

    Tonight is one of those nights though.

    I'm gonna take a few more shots and hopefully pass out soon. It's 4:40 AM here… I really should be sleeping right now.

    time to post from your phone.

    that way you can post till you pass out reading wall of text.
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  6. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box real men have been dead for a long time.

    Real men don't have been dead for a long time
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  7. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc I'm not saying you're lying, just I don't recall this. Be a sweet and point out exactly where this is will you?


    .

    Your stupidity is remarkable.
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  8. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    i want to be able to see the best like/liked ratio posters, vs post per day, as well as how gay every post was (objectively)
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  9. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CandyRein You still lurking mad..

    §m£ÂgØL is your only co sign and he’s always hated me for no reason

    Y’all make good mates

    Idiot

    if you pierce all their hearts with one throw of a spear I will give you back your title of Princess of Nubia, although only as a protectorate of my nation.
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  10. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by totse3.com I can't go the day without a shower and clean socks. so Not Really. forgive me for little faith but No!

    you can not go a day without socks, but you can go forever with your soul locked in prison?
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  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if only you have manish arms, you'd know that those look nothing like a mans arms.

    how many times has a transsexual tricked you into bed?
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  13. No nooo no. Never. Not since the pig episode. I swore off Black Mirror. I don’t care.
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  14. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LOL this thing is fun.
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  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I fart in my sleep.

    I know. It's disgusting. I cringe every time you do it, but alas, that is the nature of my job.
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  16. Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Testosterone suppresses the crying response, which is why is't so rare for men to cry. I think it also suppresses emotions in general, and makes you more logical and cold emotionally.

    Low or declining testosterone is associated with crying and being excessively emotional. It's normal for guys to have declining test as they age, and that's associated with their stereotypical cranky nature.

    Ideally all aging people would be put on hormones, doctors don't want that for reasons that are murky and unscientific.

    Interestingly estrogen is associated is associated with violence, that may be why women have higher rates of domestic abuse, also Africans in general have higher levels of both estrogen and testosterone.
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  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by HTS Pretty sure that nigger been stealing from me, and he wouldn't let me check his bag so I beat the ever loving fuck out of him. I chased him half way down the street and bashed his skull like a beast. I hope he's concussed.



    Originally posted by HTS The worst part is I loved him. Love him. But I also loved beating the fuck out of him. I wanna cry.



    Originally posted by HTS He stole my used fleshlight. I shit you not. He wouldn't let me search his bag because my old fleshlight that I used like three times and never washed was in his backpack. That was why he wouldn't let me search him - he stole a fucking fleshlight. Can't even make shit like this up.

    What. A. Fucking. Freak.



    Originally posted by HTS Scron is banned and has only been sporadically posting from my account. He couldn't reply if he wanted to.

    I went through his FB and deleted all the pics of us, deleted every reference to FELA (his shit idea for a game) there, went to his reddit and changed the default language to Japanese, and deleted every reference to FELA there too. Also still pretty sure he stole my phone, but I'm running out of options for petty revenge. Hopefully he gets pneumonia/dies from hypothermia considering I burned all his clothes and beat his ass pretty solid.



    Originally posted by HTS I still love him, but I don't think scron would come back. He hates me now, for good reason.

    Haahhahahahahahaha.
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  18. *Clenches assholes*

    *sings*

    I wanna go where the people are. I wanna see...wanna see em dancing. Running around on those...what’s the word again? Feeeeeeeet
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  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    -stone cold stunner 7 angry ducks per month and survive
    -Join any barmitzvah, give the 13 year old 18 dollars and a stone cold stunner.
    -eat less meats and more grains and greens.
    -Drive 40,000 miles
    -Run for a total 3,000 miles
    -Find a girlfriend, finally.
    -aquire a parakeet.
    -capture a cardinal with a poke ball
    -raise it to lvl 35.
    -send it back to its homies.
    -Beat 1,000 players in chess.
    -Cause a distraction from what a random person is doing.
    -Give 1 penny to 10 homeless people.
    -Stare at a girls breast until she sees you staring-keep that exact creepy stare for an additional 10 seconds. No eye contact.
    -Learn how to play the guitar



    What's yours?
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