2019-07-01 at 8:37 PM UTC
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Hey §m£ÂgØL and mmQ, fuck you
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Not one worthy of a dickin.
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2019-07-01 at 7:47 PM UTC
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Hey §m£ÂgØL and mmQ, fuck you
Thank you. Feeling's mutual. Let's have sex now.
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-SpectraL
coward
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Once you've purchased your item and have proof of purchase, you don't need to show any greeter shit. Don't have to show shit to any hiding cops either. However, they do have the right to ban you from the store for no reason at all, even forever, if they want, so it's probably better not to cause an incident.
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2019-07-01 at 7:19 PM UTC
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Hey §m£ÂgØL and mmQ, fuck you
I'm just kidding buddies, I love you
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by apric0t
he couldnt answer cuz thats a loaded, ridiculous hypothetical question made up on the spot by a tweaker that doesn't relate to "pussy is pussy" at all. You're trying to force him to compare pussy when his whole point is its still good even if its not better than something else.
I usually like you but your rants today are full of retardation.
I don't think you know what the word "question" means.
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About time England was destroyed
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
How does the cat little scam work? You buy the cat litter and then sell it back to them??
She scams cats, because cats litter do whatever she wants.
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Originally posted by GGG
Alright, so it's not expensive. Now what do you have against it? Because you should just leave the rainforest cafe alone it didn't do anything to you and it's an awesome fucking place and you're a dick.
It's more about getting under your skin at this point.
lolol
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Originally posted by GGG
That is not what I'm saying.
I'm saying you don't know how ridiculous OP actually is. I'll just make a quick list of things I have personally seen while with her.
-Getting out of a moving car while pregnant
-Throwing what would have been her to be born baby's crib out into the yard during an argument with her husband. He did not have a crib even by his first birthday when I came back to visit.
-Pulling a gun on me so she could kill herself in peace… twice. The second time I had already thrown out the bullets with her grandmother because we didn't want her having access to them, but she didn't know that and she didn't even check the gun. The first time I distinctly remember the phrase, "I don't give a fuck I'll shoot him through the fucking wall" (in reference to me, sipping on rum in my room and chilling on the computer to get away from their arguing)
-Didn't want to go into Walmart to ask them if I could BORROW a gas can (not buy) at hydro's request, so she started ripping chunks out of her hair in the parking lot and screaming at the top of her lungs I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE OH GOD WHY CAN'T I JUST BE FUCKING DEAD. There were some cart boys collecting carts and I remember them stopping dead in their tracks to look. This is when I got out, got refused for a can (like I knew would obviously happen) so I bought one so we could get some fucking gas and leave already, and she got mad at me for buying the can.
-Believes in a completely fictional deity she made up called Plantessi.
-Tried to prostitute herself while in a relationship with me. Later did it while in a relationship with another member. Finally, she got in a relationship with a third NIS member who did not care about her prostitution, but evidently thought her crazy enough to ghost her while she was in surgery.
-Named her kid some really crazy shit that I will not repeat, but it will probably fuck him up later in life unless he's really really hardworking like that Marijuana Pepsi girl who was in the news recently.
-Gave birth at home in a metal trough filled with water and fed the placenta to her 12 dogs she had at the time.
-Was in a relationship with a guy she knew molested a 6 year old girl. For ten fucking years. Even after he hit her across the head with a metal pipe and made her have a seizure. Even after he violently raped her, and continued to rape her. But all that said, they were equally as abusive towards each other. Literally everyone in her family was so obscenely toxic. I thought it was bad when I hitchhiked down the first time as I'd never seen anyone so casually yell like that at their spouse/father. Second time all hell broke loose and she showed me how crazy she really was.
-Called the police and made them do a welfare check because she told them I had killed my mom. This was after I had told her I didn't want to talk to me anymore and stopped responding to her texts
-One time she took a bunch of benzos and texted me a bunch of shit about how she wanted to die and "Goodbye because I'm going to do suicide by cop" and then just left me hanging the rest of the night.
-Another time I dumped her and she tried to pull out her IUD with pliers and told me she was thinking about burning her cunt with lye so it doesn't have feeling because 'If I'm not having sex with you then I never want sex again." Obviously this was a massive fucking lie.
But for what its worth, I do think she really needs opiates. Not heroin though. Nobody needs street heroin. She's got legitimate medical conditions though from being stupid and getting kicked around by horses and shit. I could seriously go on with the stories because there are tons of them. She went into big yelling matches at LEAST every other day, no exaggeration.
Lol@ when I came back to visit. 😉
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A Canadian friend of mine used to think it was absolutely hilarious to say: Lekker bij de kachel.
You pronounce it kind of like: lick by the cockhole.
It means: Nice and cozy near the fireplace/stove/radiator.
And it's the linguistic equivalent of a dad joke.
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I mean if i called some Canadian something and they would say that back to me i'd probably burst out laughing, so i guess it's good at diffusing the situation. And i know i sound patronizing but it's actually a kids rhyme and i have no idea what made you think copy/pasting that was a good idea.
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Originally posted by Ghost
Wat je zegt ben jezelf, met je kop door de helft
This is only appropriate in response to an insult. But it's a kids rhyme, so if you're 5, and someone calls you a faggot you can tell them that and it would be appropriate but only if you're actually 5.
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Originally posted by GGG
Can you tell us about some?
My memory concerning language is situational. IDK if this is a good example but you can for instance say this in Dutch: "Let op je hart."
It means mind your heart, literally. But it means don't stress out. And also, stress is bad for you.
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get a hydroflask u lil bitch
not many people know this but i have a green hydroflask that was the start of the name greenplastic. the bottle is not made out of plastic but i was just looking at it one night while stimmed out trying to think of a username. i still have the water bottle and it's been like 5 fucking years. it fell down the side of a mountain once while i was hiking and i thought it was gone for good but the trail ended up going down there and i retrieved it. at one point i gave it to some stupid girl i slept/worked with and she ended up getting fired and leaving it at work so i grabbed it back. then my ex who was jealous of that girl threw it away in the trash can outside because that other girl had drank out of it i guess and i was like fuck that and went and got it out of the trash. i've dropped it like 50 times probably on concrete and other various materials. also random mexicans attempted to steal it TWICE while i was running in the park before. AND I STILL HAVE IT. it was like 30 bucks but worth it for 5+ years of hydration
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i've never heard anyone who is not a total retard say this. a few weeks ago this girl wanted to fuck me but i didn't want to because i wasn't attracted to her and i was also feeling depressed and noddy off benzos and weed. some faggot i work with was like WHAT THE FUCK BRO U SHULD HAVE DONE IT Y NOT so i told him because i didn't want to and he dropped the BUT BRO PUSSY IS PUSSY. U CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT! so i asked him if he had the opportunity to fuck either jessica albe like 10 years ago or hillary clinton, it shouldn't matter to him because PUSSY IS PUSSY RIGHT? and he couldn't answer because he's an idiot
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2019-07-01 at 11:31 AM UTC
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My cousin got raped in Cali
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by BummyMofo
Y'all stop talking about this bullshit. idgaf about Alaska it's california that gets all this special treatment and everyone thinks its so great well fuck it. And you dirty niggas asking for my cousins pics just go look at some pics of ya mammy bitch
not exactly a good advocate yourself with that avatar are you?
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Well, I’m sure your time is coming. And there is wayyy more than you’re telling us. They could’ve had your ass out by now with legal eviction papers. You’re lying about something.
Matt lie? No never!
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i got ur $. Wen u gonna PM me those nudes?
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
eurasian master rape race
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