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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Post nudes, get paid
  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL How does the cat little scam work? You buy the cat litter and then sell it back to them??

    She scams cats, because cats litter do whatever she wants.
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  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if all these is in your hitchhiked into deception series im going to spend the effort to torrent it.

    Good luck lol.
  4. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by GGG The craziest you have gotten is cheating on your girlfriend with Logic, who is only drama crazy and not violent crazy.

    But yes I'll say it: I hate this bitch. Did you read my post? You'd hate her too. You haven't dealt with the kind of crazy that I have. I hope she dies and it genuinely makes me happy every time I read about bad things happening to her.

    Yep, I love you too.

    One thing about it is, when the chips are down for me, some how I always pull a rabbit out of my hat.
  5. Originally posted by hydromorphone One thing about it is, when the chips are down for me, some how I always pull a rabbit out of my hat.

    Yes it sure sounds like it..well done..
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you can really pull a rabbit from a hat you could probably make some easy money doing magic shows for kids' birthday parties.
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  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Is rabbit code for pussy?
  8. Originally posted by Archer513 Is rabbit code for pussy?

    How I imagine that would look..

  9. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Ex wife, Boo?
  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Hydro the degenerate
  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by GGG You're really better off just walking out with a cart full of items. It's surprisingly easy and if you get caught on the way out you can just say it slipped your mind to pay. Obviously you weren't trying to hide anything, so they will not be suspicious of you or have reason to call the cops. All you did on camera was walk in and put items into your cart like anyone else. Probably should try to load your car relatively quickly though. Make sure there are no cameras.

    And if you get into a weird situation where they're like "oh okay the registers are over there u can pay now" just pretend to forget your card. They'll be suspicious no doubt, but they will have no evidence or reason to call the police.

    Returning items off the shelf is just asking to be caught. You can only get away with shit like that for so long, and it isn't as profitable as walking out with a whole cart of shit. Do not do this at Walmart or anywhere with someone at the door.

    On a side note: I do not stop for the people who check recipts lol. I ignore them and keep walking. I don't steal, I just hate that I need to prove I actually bought the shit I bought. The only place I do not do this at is Costco because they'll take away your membership :(

    nah man they make you get in line and have your recipet looked at. not all walmarts are strict about it but some all. Thats why greeters were there. I was walking out of a walmart I don't normally go to several months back and I was walking out with a pizza and some other shit (we're not allowed to have plastic bags in austin) so I was just holding it and the greet was like "can I check your reciept" and I was bah im cool you just saw me pay for my stuff at the self checkout" and then a cop stopped me right there (he was hiding) and was pretty frothy with me and I know I'm part hispanic but that area theres a lot of blacks so I maybe just stuck out like a sore thumb? not gangsta enough idk.. but even as I was walking away he yelled YOU HAVE GOOD DAY MR MUNKS!

    but yeah you are right about "stealing" stuff on accident, i really did accident, I bought several grey colored dumbells and some other shit with my gf and I put the dumbells on the bottom of the cart totally skipped my mind because when we got to the car I was like oh snap i didn't pay for those.

    really the only time I steal for the most part is when I'm drunk because I'm in a tee hee mood and want to see what I can get away with. Most I've ever stolen from a store though was a 80 bucks in wine and sushi
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder genuinely how many people would go back in and pay for say, a $100 item that they forgot about on the bottom of their cart. I'd guess like 15-20% but I have little faith in people.
  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah man they make you get in line and have your recipet looked at. not all walmarts are strict about it but some all. Thats why greeters were there. I was walking out of a walmart I don't normally go to several months back and I was walking out with a pizza and some other shit (we're not allowed to have plastic bags in austin) so I was just holding it and the greet was like "can I check your reciept" and I was bah im cool you just saw me pay for my stuff at the self checkout" and then a cop stopped me right there (he was hiding) and was pretty frothy with me and I know I'm part hispanic but that area theres a lot of blacks so I maybe just stuck out like a sore thumb? not gangsta enough idk.. but even as I was walking away he yelled YOU HAVE GOOD DAY MR MUNKS!

    but yeah you are right about "stealing" stuff on accident, i really did accident, I bought several grey colored dumbells and some other shit with my gf and I put the dumbells on the bottom of the cart totally skipped my mind because when we got to the car I was like oh snap i didn't pay for those.

    really the only time I steal for the most part is when I'm drunk because I'm in a tee hee mood and want to see what I can get away with. Most I've ever stolen from a store though was a 80 bucks in wine and sushi

    You don't have to stop for them. A cop yes but you don't have to show them the receipt. If this happened to me I'd purposely give them a hard time over it because I know im in the right. I feel like its an invasion of privacy. I don't like being suspect of a crime just for buying some shit. If they want to involve police that's fine. But Walmart greeters have no power to hold me there.

    Ive had people yell after me and i just kept walking. Nobody has ever followed me. I don't get why some stores feel the need to do this. The vast majority of stores do not.

    That said I actively avoid stores which have greeters. Idk why but its a big point of contention for me. If they call for me i just tell them 'im okay thanks'. And by then I'm gone out the store and they cant do anything.

    I wonder how often I've made them check tapes lol
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Once you've purchased your item and have proof of purchase, you don't need to show any greeter shit. Don't have to show shit to any hiding cops either. However, they do have the right to ban you from the store for no reason at all, even forever, if they want, so it's probably better not to cause an incident.
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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder genuinely how many people would go back in and pay for say, a $100 item that they forgot about on the bottom of their cart. I'd guess like 15-20% but I have little faith in people.

    Lots. You'd be amazed at how many do-gooders are out there. Corporate lackeys.
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III You ask for money like every other week on here you fucking coward

    No lol
  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Yep, I love you too.

    One thing about it is, when the chips are down for me, some how I always pull a rabbit out of my hat.

    Yes we get it, tricks are for treats and you like to do it with your hose bag, not you're hat, silly wabbit
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Gave my last 20 to a donkey somewhere in Africa.

    Allahu Akbar.
  19. Originally posted by GGG Yes but they still pay you and take the blood. It's only later that they reject it. And they probably won't let you come back if your blood wasn't good last time.



    Originally posted by GGG Lol no Bill Krozby they are throwing out your plasma.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23338984



    None of that is true. That study doesn't say that donation centers test plasma for drugs because they don't. I have a shitload of drugs in me at all times and mine go through every week, although they aren't illegal drugs I guess. They don't test plasma for drugs because they don't want to lose half their donors and because it doesn't matter. They have a list of like, 5 drugs that you can't take and all of them are extremely obscure. They don't throw it out. If they had to throw it out it would be due to diseases, in which case they will bar you.
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  20. Originally posted by -SpectraL Once you've purchased your item and have proof of purchase, you don't need to show any greeter shit. Don't have to show shit to any hiding cops either. However, they do have the right to ban you from the store for no reason at all, even forever, if they want, so it's probably better not to cause an incident.

    Quit being an alt-right faggot HUrurH DURR I HAVE the RIGhT to Not be DEtainEEDDE!!! and causing a retarded scene and a needless police report that takes time and costs money. If you won't show them your receipt, then you really don't need to be shopping there. Yes it's annoying, but it's also extremely logical and practical for them to check receipts, so show them your fucking receipt.
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