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Posts by GGG

  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm playing smash. You want to play smash? The hottest woman I ever met could be like "hey Lanny, wanna come over and fuck me Friday night?" and I'd be like "you can come here and play smash bros, or you can leave me alone. No other smashing will occur"

    Yeah, I wanna play smash. When and where?
  2. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra

    I bet you laughed your ass off while posting this
  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Why were you in prison?
  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ That depends.. Do you think this scissor first time doing it?

    Holy shit that was...

    that was bad.
  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ One of the coolest things a person can do is to take the final drag off a smoke and nonchalantly flick the butt a small distance away whilst exhaling the hit and simultaneously saying something amusing followed by a tiny laugh.

    You ever make a girl smile but all you can see is what the cigarette lights as she draws?

    It's cute as fuck so long as she doesn't smoke like a man with that 'poft' noise after every draw.
  6. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks That's has to be the most concentrated collection of bad puns I have ever seen.

    It really is an achievement.

    Have you ever been to reddit
  7. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    do you guys think she cut that hair for the shear fun of it
  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I think we should have a VIP section.

    I don't know who would be considered VIP, but it would be cool to have an exclusive club. Would add a certain mystique to people who are just passing by.

    "Wow! A VIP club! I wonder what they talk about in there!"

    That's what they'll be thinking.

    They will be thinking we're cool as shit.

    LANNY
  9. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra yeah eyes have that stare, but they've just killed a bunch of people so it's understandable


    bowlcuts seem to be really popular among school/spree shooters though

    Are we regressing backwards into the conversation? I feel like we are.

    But anyway, bowlcuts really do seem to be prevalent in school and spree shooters.

    https://www.naturalnews.com/050138_mass_shootings_bowl_cuts_hair_styles.html
  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra lel

    I'm too monged to go through the entire thread but I misinterpreted the title every time I saw it

    (Women who dress like sluts then act like men) are pigs


    slutty girls acting heaps manly are pigs

    confusing

    Are you okay?
  11. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    The bowl cut thing is weird, but do the eyes just look like eyes to anyone else?
  12. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Wow, Totse/Zoklet/NIS attracts all of the most unusual people from the Internet.

    To be fair he was vaguely trans/gay.

    It's the doing it yourself part that really fucking gets me.
  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I'm pretty sure Lanny just used his admin powers to edit that without it telling you he edited it.

    But the proof is in the quotes.
  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks You're just skeptical that it's an actual photograph and not some kind of photoshopppery? Yeah, I have the same suspicion. Or, at least, I would have until I learned, not too long ago in fact, that some people have some really weird sex fetishes. It's actually conceivable to me at this point in life that there are, in fact, dudes that put cigarettes out in their genitalia.

    It's basically rule 42. If you can imagine it, it exists.

    If anybody on here remembers cookies, he cut off his own balls.

    Not exactly the same thing but I remembered it so here you go.
  15. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I knew a kid growing up that had what I assume to be the same "deformity." just a big indentation in the middle of his chest. It always looked like it would be uncomfortable but apparently it wasn't. It was just weird.

    It's called pectus excavatum, and yeah I have the same thing. Mash also has it.

    It isn't uncomfortable at all. Doesn't feel like I have 'less chest' or whatever.

    I used to be really self conscious of it in school and stuff, but now I don't care really. I thought it would be a problem in my romantic relationships but I've never taken off my shirt and had a guy/girl go "ewww what's thattt" so I think I'm good so far. Mostly they just appreciate the natural ash tray holder I've got. Great for after sex.

    Also you can put weed in it. It isn't a good idea because of the hair, but it can be done.
  16. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Fucking 18 9 year olds.

    Yo.
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I used to sell "up" and "down" (crack and heroin) as a college job.

    I just drove around answering calls for a few hours and made a few hundred a day.

    But I didn't do it for long, so luckily I never got arrested or jumped by junkies.

    It's really only a matter of time before one or the other happens.

    Was it your own client base? Sounds a bit organized.
  18. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I should mention I once put a hookah in there and it did not turn out well whatsoever.
  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I use my dick as an ash tray all the time.

    Are you trying to claim that you don't?

    I actually have a deformity that makes it completely comfortable and doable to have an ashtray, cup, bowl, bong, or anything really, fit perfectly in my chest.

    Sometimes I will put pretzels and shit in there and just refill my cavity from the bag. I can also put a cup in there and drink from the straw while laying down. (If I put two straws together I can finish my entire drink without touching the cup.)
  20. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Technologist Feeling pretty bad for my pot guy. He was just diagnosed with epilepsy, and has to go on disability.

    Then, two weeks ago he was robbed. They busted in his back door, and came in shooting the door and walls, trying to scare him. They got all his green, dabs, and cash. Then they asked where the carts were, someone opened their fat mouth about his business. Karma fuckers.

    Thank goodness the cops didn’t get called!

    I recently had my guy's guy tell me about his guy getting his truck robbed at gun point.

    I googled it later and I'm PRETTY SURE I found out where this happened due to details I won't disclose here, but man that shit is scary.

    Being a dealer is fucking retarded. I mean I can't say I don't appreciate the risk they take, but holy shit is it dumb just for some money. People have lost their lives doing this kind of thing. The only safe type of dealer is to sell eigths to white suburbanites.
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