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2019-02-28 at 9:09 PM UTC in What sort of compliments do ugly people give each other when they have sex?
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2019-02-28 at 8:39 PM UTC in What sort of compliments do ugly people give each other when they have sex?
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Complement the eyes or her hair style.
That's a good one. Most people have pretty eyes because eyes in general are fucking beautiful unless they're horribly deformed. I mean, they won't be as good as a beautiful person's eyes, but if you get really close you can probably just ignore the rest of their body. -
2019-02-28 at 8:36 PM UTC in Koala gets kicked out of tree and cries
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2019-02-28 at 8:35 PM UTC in what would you say are the highlights of your life so far?
Originally posted by tee hee hee Is it a trip somewhere nice? Meeting someone special that changed the course of/your life? Getting a job promotion you always dreamt of (lol i know it's nis but still..)? Or maybe getting an award for kung fu or your art? Etc. Feel free to share.
One highlight of my life was when I was traveling solo in Taiwan. Probably one of my happiest moments ever.
I studied Chinese enough to at least have basic conversations. My written is not so good, but I was still able to talk to native speakers about different places in the city that I wanted to visit, and talk about the weather, and ask directions, and all that good shit.
One of these people told me about a massive day long hike up to the top of a mountain with an absolutely amazing view overlooking city/mountains/ocean, so I decided to go.
The hike was through some pretty thick jungle. It was a mixture of hobbly dirt and rock paths and massive, massive stretches of stairs. Idk if you guys have ever started climbing stairs and not been able to see the top, but it's pretty fucking imposing. There's stairs for hours and hours because otherwise it would be rock climbing. I think it was like 10,000 feet at the top but I'm not sure how far I hiked exactly. Took me about ten hours total. I saw quite a few monkeys and even a very rare to see species of fanged deer (muntjac). Lots of different butterflies and bugs and interesting plants, like the sugar palms which actually smell like sugar, or the giant corpse flower which is infamous for it's stink (wasn't in bloom though.)
At the top there was this white temple type building with benches and a rest area. Amazingly, nobody was there. I decided to climb the stairs to the roof and have lunch when it began to drizzle, which was the best fucking thing ever. Sat on a bench, opened my umbrella, and proceeded to have some local jerky and a beer while I looked over one of the most dramatic landscapes I've ever seen in my life.
I actually started laughing because I was so fucking happy. I felt like I had taken drugs, but no. It was good to honest waves of natural and hard earned euphoria that I've probably only felt a handful of times in my life.
That night I went to the night market by my hotel and made friends with a sausage vendor, who started hooking up my sausages FAT every day after that because I was eating at least one a day every day I was in that city. It's a red sausage with a rice bun and pickled garlic, cilantro, onion, and some type of savory spicy sauce. Took one of those back to my hotel room with this seafood coleslaw things, some fried squid, and a small bottle of fresh star fruit juice (with pulp!) It was maybe five or six bucks total.
Took a cold shower and fell asleep in bed watching Naruto in Chinese. It was easily one of the most satisfying days of my life, and I cannot wait until I'm able to do it again. I got some tripe noodles the next day and sat in the park feeling really tired and content. Absolutely worth the hike. It made me realize I need to move to an area where I am able to do that more regularly, so that's what I'm working on doing right now. -
2019-02-28 at 7:50 PM UTC in What sort of compliments do ugly people give each other when they have sex?As an extraordinarily beautiful person, this has always perplexed me.
Do they honestly find other ugly people attractive? Or do they just lie to each other, and mutually settle on the fact that this is the best they can get?
I have fucked ugly women and I lie to them and give general compliments like "ur pretty" and "ur tit big (saggy)" or "ur pussy feel gud" but women always compliment me on specific features. My arms, my shoulders, my face, my ass, my dick, pretty much everything really. I am basically just Adonis reborn. My only requirement for sex is that the person have genitals, so the disparity does not bother me too much and I normally am fucking 9/10's or 10/10's anyway, so it really isn't an issue.
Any ugly people out there who can comment on this? -
2019-02-28 at 6:56 PM UTC in A dog shit in my garden pic
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2019-02-28 at 7:09 AM UTC in If you could make $100,000 from a crime, would you?Nah
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2019-02-28 at 7:09 AM UTC in If you could make $100,000 from a crime, would you?On the internet?
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2019-02-28 at 6:14 AM UTC in I just got my tax refund!I got 3761 heuwheueuwh
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2019-02-28 at 6:13 AM UTC in OhFrawLaw has the NIS app with push notifications.(=====d
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2019-02-28 at 6:12 AM UTC in New York City should feel ashamedNy is trying to ban flavored condoms because they think it'll make kids wanna have more sex
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2019-02-28 at 6:11 AM UTC in So much for cheaper cigarettes
Originally posted by DietPiano shut up §m£ÂgØL. I hate how the coils burn out so quickly. I spend more on coils than i do on fucking juice. you HAVE to factor that shit in, these $ isnt just growing wings and fluttering away. Im sure I could get them cheaper on amazon, and can prolly get some very very cheap juice online, but I like testing out flavors at the CLASSY vape shop
I love the classy vape shop. Dudes in there are chill and only moderately nckbrdy and have really good tasting vape sauce. comparable prices too
I spend 30 on COILS AND JUICE COMBINED
Youre a FUCKING RETARD -
2019-02-28 at 6:10 AM UTC in I'm not mad at the tranny shit I just wonder
Originally posted by Robert Lol this is what you spend your time thinking about? Some fag shit?
I wrote 3 songs since I posted the last one and all you do is talk shit and think about homo stuff.
Ya'll are some seriously backwards gay af people on this website.
Writing a song takes like 5 minutes lmfao. Anybody who knows how to sing or play an instrument can do it immediately. You're not special. -
2019-02-28 at 6:08 AM UTC in What was it like the first time you did drugs?I'm so happy i made this thread
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2019-02-27 at 9:33 PM UTC in They didnt have my brand of hard cider in the shopmy mom is ded u asshole
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2019-02-27 at 9:32 PM UTC in Scampi friessuicide
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2019-02-27 at 9:32 PM UTC in They didnt have my brand of hard cider in the shop1.2 inches?
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2019-02-27 at 9:31 PM UTC in Where did you go to college?
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2019-02-27 at 9:31 PM UTC in Who is the most bat shit schizophrenic fucked up person on here
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2019-02-27 at 9:28 PM UTC in What was it like the first time you did drugs?For the sake of interesting conversation, and not having the same stories over and over, let's avoid marijuana/nicotine/alcohol stories unless yours is really good.
The first drug I did that was not those three, was hydrocodone. It was actually prescribed to me, and I didn't know what it was back then lol. I thought it would be no different than ibuprofen or something. Took 7.5mg and actually felt the beginning of something nice, so I googled to see if it was anything good and was extremely surprised to find out it was an opiate.
Did more research and decided that instead of using them to help my pain, I would get high instead. I think I actually worked my way up from 15mg to 22.5mg to 30mg, and before I knew it I was taking it everyday.
I think the next two after that was probably like amphetamines and spice. This was around the time I became a drug dealer for a bit and had this 6'5 dude as backup/employee lol. I got him high on his birthday once and for some reason he decided he liked me enough to help me without any compensation.
One time this dude fucked me over after I fronted him. I was going to forget about it honestly but this guy and some others who got robbed by him decided to kick his ass. Not really related to me, but that kid assumed it was I guess because he gave me my money back afterwards ($20 lol).
Then some kids at my school got busted for dealing, so I decided to stop. And then my hydrocodone ran out, and so did my friends. So that was the end of that period of my life. Kinda funny how many people will be your friend just because you're holding.
