They didnt have my brand of hard cider in the shop

1. 2019-02-23 at 2:30 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Pissed off is an understatement,now ive to drink a shittier tasting brand.
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2. 2019-02-23 at 7 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
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3. 2019-02-25 at 1:25 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Should have gone to another shop.
4. 2019-02-25 at 1:38 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   shit the bed
5. 2019-02-25 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Cider will do that to you.
6. 2019-02-27 at 5:25 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Which of the brands is your brand? Which one are you stuck drinking?
7. 2019-02-27 at 10:49 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Which of the brands is your brand? Which one are you stuck drinking?

   
   Whatever your mom drinks.
8. 2019-02-27 at 11:01 AM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Which of the brands is your brand? Which one are you stuck drinking?

   
   The cheapest one.
   
   In the UK due to the way the taxes work cider is the cheapest way to get drunk
9. 2019-02-27 at 11:13 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed The cheapest one.
   
   In the UK due to the way the taxes work cider is the cheapest way to get drunk

   
   my welfare check pays for mine
10. 2019-02-27 at 3:42 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Best Cider I ever had was a demijohn bottle full I bought from some old farmer in Cornwall while on holiday there...it had bits of apple pulp floating around in it and was stronger than the smell of old feet. I was only 15 at the time too and still weak to the ways of alcohol. That demijohn got me quite a bit of ass from the local girls when I brought it home...I was sad when it was empty as was my willy when the girls stopped coming around, those hoars were only interested in my cider and used their physical attributes to get free chugs of it.
11. 2019-02-27 at 8:39 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Frosty jacks, made with -70% apples....its probably never aeen an apple
12. 2019-02-27 at 9:02 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Lol it has a 1.7 on ratebeer.com
    
    Not that they're an authority or anything but you gotta be really shit to get a 1.7 on anything
13. 2019-02-27 at 9:03 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by GGG Lol it has a 1.7 on ratebeer.com
    
    Not that they're an authority or anything but you gotta be really shit to get a 1.7 on anything

    
    i gave ur mom a 1.2
14. 2019-02-27 at 9:32 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    1.2 inches?
15. 2019-02-27 at 9:32 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by GGG 1.2 inches?

    
    yes she loves small cocks
16. 2019-02-27 at 9:33 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    my mom is ded u asshole