2018-12-06 at 5:25 PM UTC
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Whipits
Originally posted by Ughhu
Ok so sounds like I’ll give it a try. I’ll let erbody know how it goes later this week.
Only thing you need to remember is 50/50. I usually take half my breath of nitrous, and then suck in as much air as I can until my lungs are comfortably full. Hold for 7-10 seconds, then lay down and start prepping another charger while my body melts into the cushions and slowly spins in space like a rotisserie chicken
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2018-12-06 at 4:10 AM UTC
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That feel when you cum
Originally posted by Ughhu
When I first lived on my own I had carpet and would always bust onto the carpet under my computer desk. After 6 months or so it was pretty crusty and disgusting. Had to move my computer and put my couch over that spot.
I want to set you on fire.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb
Are ya'll talking about the same D?
Well, there is another form of D that can be administered rectally.
It may even supply some form of nutrition.
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2018-12-04 at 4:30 AM UTC
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Virgins
Originally posted by Ughhu
I’m sure many of you are virgins and that’s ok. For the rest how many virgins have you slept with? I personally have 3. As you get older it’s impossible to get more. So try hard while your young!
you have 3 daughters ?
woww.
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Originally posted by Ughhu
I’m into the boogeyman. Just as real as Jesus but has less judgment on my sins. And none of his reps rape boys and nobody kills in his name
I prefer Santa Clause but that's just me. 'Tis the season.
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2018-12-02 at 10:48 AM UTC
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Monet posting
this one is pretty comfy
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2018-12-01 at 6:05 PM UTC
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Rap Is Crap
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2018-12-01 at 8:15 AM UTC
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Sex with a midget
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Originally posted by GGG
Op is a gay man whore
Still true
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Narc
That looks useful for doing drugs off of.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
All teh good peeps are from Canada.
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the baby looks still young enough to be aborted.
about 2nd trimester.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I live in rural town that is basically a fuckton of farms surrounding some suburbs and a "downtown" area.
There are a LOT of derelicts and other unsavory characters at every turn.
But I like it.
It's not that far, nor much different (except the rural part), from the city I grew up in.
And, all in all, it is in the objectively best geographical region of the entire world: The Pacific North West (Vancouver, Vancouver Island, The Okanagan, Seattle, etc).
You ain't never lived right if you ain't been up in the North West Coast.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I pray there every day now.
Except Sunday's, ironically.
Actually, I took oral communion of the body of Cryst, and ingested the holy crystal orally for a change to see what impact it might have on my overall productivity today.
Smoking the savior's body, inhaling it up one's nose, or even injecting the blood of Cryst (Methathustra) directly into your bloodstream, are all sanctioned and condoned by the METHodist church.
But once in a while, I like to try new things, so that I may do good works.
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2018-11-17 at 1:15 PM UTC
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Fight to the death techniques
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2018-11-17 at 6:19 AM UTC
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Fight to the death techniques
Break the neck and molest the dead body
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Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Trust me, dago --- Infin does not "rape post" he "opinion posts" -- which, factually, is his constitutional right and not to be impinged upon by uninformed haters. To do so violayes his civil rights to freedom of speech and expression?
Vuglarity in public is not a violation of law. (unfortunately)
UNBAN INFIN
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2018-11-06 at 2:06 PM UTC
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Do you like black coffee?
Originally posted by Zanick
I guzzle black cocks all day. I'm ready to snap any day now and start chopping up teenagers and eating their nutterbutter. Nobody can stop me.
carry on with that
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2018-11-06 at 1:27 AM UTC
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Makeup sex
Originally posted by infinityshock
'bitch' is used as a designation of lack of masculinity and personality emulating a female dog in heat, ie desiring to get dicked without regard or concern for any other matters.
a human female calling a human male a 'bitch' is indicative that the human female considers the human male the appropriate definition as stated above.
the human female psychology is more apt to call a female a bitch than a male, unless the male is as described above.
youve spent too much time around bitch-males and millenials. you need to find a real man.
The fact that you took the time to explain the use of the phrase bitch, as if it’s not one of the most commonly used words, IS INDICATIVE that you are in fact a bitch and wouldn’t know what to do with yourself if a woman ever called you one.
Everybody on this board knows you eat your own jizz and cry you raging faggot.
Now stfu you shit stain or else I’ll force you to ride around your neighborhood on a unicycle with a dildo in your asshole while you scream I love big black nigger dick.
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2018-11-05 at 12:49 PM UTC
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Makeup sex
My ex would do that. I'd be holding her hair tightly twisted up in my hand forcing her to choke on my dick, then raise her up off it so she could gasp for air with spit all over her mouth then force her head back down. Might take a break and grab her thighs so hard they bruised and bottom out in the pussy once or twice with her panties to the side before taking it out and putting it back in her throat.
My feelings would be really hurting the whole time.
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2018-11-04 at 10:56 AM UTC
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Beastiality
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