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  1. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We ran out of paper towels at work so now everyone gets a dirty rag with metal shavings inbedded in them to dry their hands on.
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  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ughhu So if shoplifting was successful multiple times from the same store do they log the footage on camera and review the tapes? So if I were to get caught it would be for multiple offences.
    Typically I take large value/size items and just casually walk out the front door, often engaging with staff. Think this method would slip under the radar of LP. I dress well and know what the item is and where in advance, walk in and out quickly ( but not running or acting weird). What do you think?

    When I worked LP, back in '90's, I had a double row of 4 VCR's continually taping, changing the cassettes when required. So I could simultaneously record eight hot cameras from the floor, staff room, and receiving area, and then when I did inventory, and noticed any irregularities, I could go back and pull up practically anything, going back months. I would imagine, today, they would use computer files to store continuous recordings from the cameras. LP is also responsible for master inventory, so it's very easy to detect a returning actor if he's hit big several times, and what he looks like, and what he's taking. We would take still photos from the video and post them on office wall, so their faces were always fresh in mind.
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  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've apprehended over 5,000 shoplifters. Ask me anything.

    How many shoplifters have you apprehended?
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo I hope y'all are doing well and are living your wildest fantasies

    Of course I am. I'm posting on NiS on a Friday night.
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Salvia: This was around 2006/2007. I bought some salvia from this store in East Vancouver. It was a hippie shop that had an upstairs that sold some technically illegal drugs. They weren't like out in the open or anything like that, you had to ask for them by name. I was super curious to try it, and had nobody around with me, so I took a hit in my bedroom and was absolutely floored by the whole thing. I don't even think I "broke through", as they say, but it was still pretty fucking intense. I remember posting on Totse about it literally right after.
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  6. Madman African Astronaut
    People shoot them alot, I wouldn't recommend that. I think 4mg is a dose, you can always boof them but if you have no tolerance however you want will work.
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  7. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Chances are high we've all licked your mother's insides.
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Me December 31st:

    Originally posted by Ghost Getting drunk

    Me January 1st-2nd:

    Originally posted by blaster master I usually quit drinking for about 48 hours before I go absolutely nuts.

    Me the rest of the year:

    Originally posted by Ghost Getting drunk

    GOTO LINE 1.
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  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    I almost busted inside your mom the other day. Thankfully I have this thread to remind me why I didn't.
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    abracadaver
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    The only thing plastic bed covers should be used for is girls that squirt
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  12. Ghost Black Hole
    If I like them I suck their pussy.

    If I don't, I blow air into it like I'm giving them CPR and give them a vaginal air embolism
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  13. esbity African Astronaut
    Ill likely key a car for santa.
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  14. Ghost Black Hole
    I feel like she would be weirded out when I bring out the turkey baster and tell her to squirt the water on my face
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  15. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    to be honest i dont even know what threads im posting in or what the OP is, I just come to call the last poster a fag
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  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb I am guessing it's an app on the phone? If I get the app, what should I be aware of mostly?

    Swiping right on your mom
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  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ughhu What’s your best lap time?

    Three point five seconds.
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  18. misanthropy Yung Blood
    fag
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  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by totse3.com not like dripping blood but he had a open cut that I guess his blood transferred into an open gum wound when he was cleaning her teeth and scraping. I have to read the story again, I think he had a lose bandaid and when she was diagnose and was like "WTF.. who gave this to me.." then realized her dentist had that bandaid rubbing up against her grossing her out.. something like that. If not her, someone else.

    what a fucking piece of shit he was.

    What kind of a dentist puts their ungloved penis into a mouth tho
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  20. HTS highlight reel
    As an American, Canadians are infinitely superior to us in every way and any of my fellow Americans who try to disagree are actually just confirming the natural superiority of the humble Canadian.
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