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  1. Anyone have experience doing this? Seems like an easy way to get an easy $20-100. Take a trip to anywhere, open a bank account under a local telephone number with a local address. Get a debit card. Withdraw the money you opened it with see how much you can overdraft it before it stops working, or better yet use it on an airplane for inflight duty free. Those transactions don't actually process until after the plane lands.

    My buddy just went to shanghai and he says if you walk into any ICBC branch they will hand you over a debit card and account with nothing more than a passport and a local phone number. He didn't have the balls to overdraft it.
  2. Step one: graduate high school you faggot.
    Step two: Get a job you faggot.
    Step three: Move our of your parents house faggot.
    Step four: have some female acquaintance that takes pity on your virgin ass buy you some clothes that don't suck and take photos that don't suck.
    Step five: Do something interesting. Have literally any thing interesting to do. I don't care if you decide to become an amateur bullrider. Do something.
    Step six. You now have a place to fuck, pictures and clothes that don't suck, get on to online dating and tinder and shit say as little as possible in your profile.
    Step seven: Pursue women who 2 points less than you think you deserve.
    Step eight: show genuine interest in her on dates. Try not to talk too much about your lame ass life.
    Step nine: Go for a kiss by date three. If this fails return to step step six.

    You're welcome faggots.
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