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How to get a GF if you're an idiot

  1. #1
    Step one: graduate high school you faggot.
    Step two: Get a job you faggot.
    Step three: Move our of your parents house faggot.
    Step four: have some female acquaintance that takes pity on your virgin ass buy you some clothes that don't suck and take photos that don't suck.
    Step five: Do something interesting. Have literally any thing interesting to do. I don't care if you decide to become an amateur bullrider. Do something.
    Step six. You now have a place to fuck, pictures and clothes that don't suck, get on to online dating and tinder and shit say as little as possible in your profile.
    Step seven: Pursue women who 2 points less than you think you deserve.
    Step eight: show genuine interest in her on dates. Try not to talk too much about your lame ass life.
    Step nine: Go for a kiss by date three. If this fails return to step step six.

    You're welcome faggots.
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