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  1. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I carry a super pressurized can of "ON" that shoots 100 ft..

    I have another gun that shoots out billions of mosquitoes that carry encephalitis and malaria.
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  2. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Seasonal jobs that I did, cause in the 60's and 70's, it's all there was for me.....I picked and also shook Cherries for the roll-out conveyers, sweets and sours,(timing is different) and numerous types of apples. Cracked 800+ eggs every morning for the ski lodge, lift operator, snow maker, lumberjack/tree-topper, shoveling 44 stalls of pigshit, piers and boat hoists put in, in the spring after ski lodge and before cherries, take out of the lakes in the fall between apples and lumberjack.

    Some summers down south back home in Louisiana, it was sugar cane and strawberries, and occasionally Mulberries.

    It was part time work, but full time, 80 hrs a week in the summer, at $2.25-$3.35 an hour depending. All really long hours, no overtime, no insurance, no benefits........but.... good training for everything else that was to come. It 's just the way it was back then for some of us.
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  3. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    setting up strobes to keep critters outa the garden.
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  4. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Not a thing.... they all work hard, and celebrate the end of the day as they should... Hank Hill is comforting, and to know, no matter what country you're in, there's some common ground. *raises Glass*
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  5. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    eat as many fruits and veggies as you can man... you're a badass to admit what you're doing... when you get angry enough, you will quit.... frozen cranberries, pineapple, spinach, and a quarter lemon in a nutribullet or fast blender will help... get a Nutribullet when you can. 1 investment for 10 years of health. not bad.
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  6. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
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    night my friend...
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  7. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I'm going to tell you something. I do suicide watch... why? because I have shit in my arsenal that makes humans think. I'm one of the the nastiest, ugliest, less than worthless, worth less than nothing, vile, meanest, piece of shit fuck that has probably ever walked this planet. My testament for this, I left in Siberia, Between Novisibirsk, and Irkutsk. There's one in a BILLION, not million chance that this body I'm in still exists. I love living in this realm. That means only five other people on earth would have survived what happened to me.... I'm a fucking monster, and can back it up. All that aside, please, indulge me for a minute or 2........... or not.

    I'm NOT a "badass"... I'm just fucking mean. There's a difference.

    Now I want you to think. You've heard of entities that can get out of body right? I can get out of body .... I can also move shit around on YOUR plane, (like a poltergeist), and could do a multitude of other things as well. Point aside, I have actually seen people commit suicide..... it's sad.... They get extremely angry when they find out.... that they still exist!!! They stand over their bodies, screaming all kinds of shit, throwing mega tantrums, and even trying to get back into that dead soulless body that they just mutilated. It hurts like a motherfucker, and can't be done anyway. It's why there aren't any zombies. Thing is, because they did what they did, they have no power, not like others in this realm, because of the laws beyond. I don't know how that works, It just does. It's a penalty of some kind I guess. you don't want that.

    Then, they discover this. they freak out AGAIN, because others in the realm are able to to a great many things. They can't. They can't go back and change things, and they have to watch the chain of events that they put into motion on this plane. They also start worrying about hell. Real hell. The fear alone drives them insane. Sometimes I go back, and I don't see them anymore. Don't have a clue Where they went... I can tell you though... IF they went there, the blue fires are the hottest. Unfucking believable .....Gorgeous as they are, you don't wanna be in those. nope, pass.

    Forget about your ma for a minute.... it's just you..... nothing but you... life is totally different, right? You power YOURSELF... Nobody can power you. go outside... look at all the amazing things around you... the animals, the trees, the lakes, your earth. IT'S POWERFUL! It has beauty unmatched, and is cruel, unfair, and tough. YOU are tough. you've made it this far. many have not...... reeally, in the grand sceme of things, the things don't matter UNLESS YOU MAKE THEM MATTER. The birds, ants, and trees NEVER think of suicide, and their lives are tougher than any of ours... They wouldn't dream of it! all mentioned are smarter than you will ever imagine.

    You don't like your world.... then change it!!! YOU AND YOU ALONE notchermom.... can change it. Now you know what happens beyond if you commit "train-bammage" or.... brain dammage? same fucking thing actually... so toughen up, and get mean.

    I say, the only reason that you (anyone) haven't changed things is merely that you haven't gotten mad enough. like smoking for instance, or getting to the gym, what ever.... It's because you haven't gotten mad enough to change it.

    You have the power to change the course of history if you want it. yours, and others. Those corona victims would love to have what you have. It's a trivial thing, compared to drowning in your own smegma. Soldiers would love to have their arms and legs back.. to be LIKE YOU. Now help somebody! You have this power. go fucking do it, before I find out what you look like and beat you silly in the realm beyond. I'll introduce you to the blue fires... I told you that I was fucking mean. I'm a Djinn, and have EARNED IT.

    now change your life.
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  8. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins you sound like all the other sexual conquests ive had. talking all brave and proud about how talented you allegedly are but when it comes down to it, before i finish youd be running off crying about how your entire pelvic region is never going to be functional again.

    no...NO PRIDE. JUST RAGE,....... little being.........I'll lift you up over my head, throw you, and impale you onto a prickly pear cactus, and slowly eat your face off in front of a nice fire.

    Why are you such a coward. I DO believe you're getting angry. good. now put it to good use motherfucker. LIKE STL1 SAID... you might live through your "train wreck".... I didn't have to write that post, he did it for me. *raises glass to stl1*
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  9. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    All night Jazz. right now, the tune "Summer Madness".


    Hikikomori-Fujoshi.... Rainfall is excellent, thanks!
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  10. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Hello my friend. I hope you are well

    πŸ₯°

    I'm always well, fubar, but above ground, and thankful. I hope all is stellar with you my friend, When ya comin stateside? I miss the desert overseas,(more West Africa, but still love the middle and far east) but I live in one now here in NM. so that's something good....
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  11. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Attracted? no. I'm beyond those times. I'm so ancient, I had to stand on the sun to wait for the earth to cool so I could stand on it. I was all excited about one celled animals, when they appeared, because our sexual organs matched, and those amoebas are fucking hot! ahhh those were the days....

    (present time, 1 billion years later than one celled organisms first appearance)

    I do admire........... though.... Brains that work on the fly, with multi-tasking abilities, inner strength, and one that tells me where I need to be to do the most damage on a battle field, no matter what galaxy..... A woman strong enough to lift up their enemies and impale them on a giant prickly pear cactus, and eat their face off at her leisure, and gets excited when they squirm. The gundimalli are such women, but they are close to 12 ft long, and they aren't fond of inanimate objects like me.
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  12. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    As we drift like schooners in the night mist over the dark waters of time, carrying our life's cargo of knowledge in foundering seas, we only begin to know ourselves, let alone others, so we must appreciate safe harbor and the libraries in us all, and respect all souls, from the ant to the whale, for none are better or worse, just different....It's pride and prejudice that sets hierarchies, correctable, No. But salvageable, yes, lo' the tempest still looms....
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  13. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Northwestern University for my GE Associates degree
    Washburn University of Law, for my Bachelor's Degree in Legal Studies; while, simultaneously getting a Certified Paralegal Associate's degree.
    Now possibly University of Colorado for something-- Not really sure yet? Maybe either learn to be a nutritionist or a medical esthetician to work in a plastic surgeon's office, are things that are, now, sparking my interests to study. I'm one who ALWAYS has to be LEARNING about something.
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  15. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    what i opened my eyes too!

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  16. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut


    off topic: hi Tech, love the new picπŸ’•
    hope you are feeling/doing well.πŸ₯°πŸ‘πŸ»
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  17. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

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  18. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    ^^ πŸ‘πŸ»

    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty
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    i love switchfoot β™₯️ good choice DTE.
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  19. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm πŸ’– Lol@ folks living in the dark.πŸ˜›


    qft
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  20. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut


    deadlifts for da booty
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