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Thanked Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wrote a huge story about raping wariat before and posted it in one of his many shitty threads. Don't know if he even read it but it was long AF and described meeting him in a bar then violently raping him to death in a cobblestone alley in a Warsaw street. It needed editing which I was using the thread I posted in to edit in. Then I lost it and here we are. If I find it I'll post
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    And how does nobody have any of blings PI? He's from the fast and dangerous sheff and has long gangly arms, he can't be hard to come by
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I used to have toothless Joe's PI. I remember his name was way gayer than "Joe" and he lived in a place in Britain I'd never heard of but seemed quite populous. Remember Nerd Fangs? He was an alright British Bloke as well.

    RIP Fubi

    Get help Oct

    Unban me Meta

    Teach me how to fingerblast Jackketch
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just shit out a whole babybell gouda thing, wax and all. Didn't even eat one, it's weird my bowel movements are compressing themselves like this. I didn't open it up and I initially thought it was cheese that came out my ass but when I really stop to think about it, it would make more sense if it's just wax covered shit.

    Anyone else do this?
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    QMR was driving a cab in norcal in the early 2000s and happened to pick up a particularly interesting fare in early September who traveled all the way from walnut creek to NYC.

    Afterwards, Mr.MR made the short jaunt to joisey where he danced on a roof with some of his fellow chosen people. Beto o Rourke and Harper Reed spitroasted him afterwards
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm so glad this thread is still fixing democracy
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat as a kid or late teen maybe early 20s

    Are these all the same thing to you?
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Because meth is a robotic Drug and black people are unabashedly human. Meth is a drug I like the least and respect the users of which the least (unless treated as a performance enhancing drug for a worthwhile endeavor). Having just gotten out of prison and seen people acting sketchy and picking their faces off, I really don't get the appeal. I get it if you're Hitler and wanna stay up for days plotting world domination or if you're planning a heist or if you're gay and wanna bang manbutts for days on end until the AIDS gets ya, but I don't get how it appeals to dumb rural whites. You want to stay up for days with nothing to do? Sounds like a waste of time. It's cheap af and makes you not sleep or eat so I guess it appeals to poor people who want to feel less human. That's not what I'm into. I wanna kill my pain or successfully distract from it or transcend this plane or make something happen.

    I know methheads tend to steal alot and stealing cars and working on them seems like a perfectly methy profession. Sorry this post seems judgey. Just not my cuppa tea. I need euphoria and numbness.
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat Did you also have her get on her knees or tippy toes and moved her head as hard as you could back and forth until she either kept up with you or tapped out?

    I don't understand what youare asking. Could you please make a video demonstrating this so I can follow?
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Literally everytime I wasn't afraid of her pressing charges
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai Yeah I just like the halloweem skelton memes. That's the extent of my love for the holiday. Joking about calcium and strong bones, listening to spooky scary skeletons, that kinda thing. Not about to pretend "Halloween is my Christmas" or whatever.

    I'm just trying to deflect from my own cringey love of all hallows eve. I literally traded a porno tape on VHS (called IIRC "layin down the law") in junior high to another kid in exchange for the nightmare before Christmas on VHS.

    I'm sorry I'm being a disingenuous hipster, I legitimately like the nightmare before Christmas, there have been some cataclysmic events in my life that took place with Halloween as a backdrop several times so it's a pretty weird time for me in some ways.

    I would give you candy ๐Ÿฅบ
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by STER0S i miss the neighborhood I grew up in.

    on halloweens each house would try to out-scare the other with decorations of death and gore and shit like that.

    I remember asking kids in the neighborhood the next day why they didn't go to my house for Halloween then later realized their parents probably told them "we don't go there"
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ๐ŸŒฟ, ๐Ÿ, ๐ŸŽ„, ๐Ÿƒ, ๐Ÿฅฆ, ๐Ÿ€, ๐ŸŒด โ€” Marijuana

    ๐Ÿ’‰,๐Ÿ‰,๐ŸŽ ,๐ŸŽฏ โ€” Heroin

    โ„๏ธ, ๐Ÿฅฅ,๐Ÿคง, ๐Ÿ”‘,โ›„,๐ŸŽฑ โ€” Cocaine

    ๐Ÿผ,๐Ÿ‡ ,๐Ÿ’œ,๐Ÿ”ฎ โ€” Cough syrup

    ๐Ÿฌ, โคโšก,๐Ÿคฏ โ€” MDMA

    ๐Ÿ„ โ€” Psilocybin or โ€œmagicโ€ mushrooms

    ๐Ÿ’Ž, ๐Ÿ”, โ„ โ€” Crystal meth

    ๐Ÿ’Š โ€” Can be used to mean prescription pills, drugs in general, or heroin

    ๐Ÿ”Œ โ€” A plug, i.e., a drug dealer or someone who can โ€œhook you upโ€ with contraband

    ๐Ÿ’จ, ๐Ÿšฌ โ€” Smoking a joint

    โš—๏ธ โ€” Used to indicate a bong

    ๐Ÿš€ โ€” Can mean high-quality or being very intoxicated

    โ›ฝ โ€” Gassed, i.e., intoxicated. Can also refer to high-quality marijuana

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ โ€” To โ€œblazeโ€ a joint or to be โ€œlit,โ€ meaning intoxicated

    Forwarded to the DEA, PTA and NAMBLA
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by STER0S did u violate parole

    Violated it like kr0z (may HD rest in peace) used to violate sleeping fatties
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    In case anyone assumed I am dead, I cannot be added to the official tally, only the Tally of people who are dead inside
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    you really reached for that rhyme. Ive noticed youve been doing this a lot of the time
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Thanks for linking to a better forum, now we're gonna lose all 6 members
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    wellhung would be so much more likable if he was less petty and hateful. I guarentee his life would be better if he wasn't. I think he needs some help but can be his own worst enemy
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Your prayers have been answered as I have just seen this thread and the light. I appreciate your prayers and I will do the same for you brother
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was at a funeral a few weeks ago that was also in a catholic church. The church was on a native reserve and had no power or water because it was in disuse due to COVID or something. It was packed and a bunch of people were outside, some of which because they didn't like catholicism. The priest was pretty lame tbh, he didn't speak any truths or insight and just talked about choices when the funeral was for a murder victim. There were people from all walks of life and I sat near a regional (at least) celebrity who was quite choked up. I was overcome with anger the whole time. Security blocked off streets in every direction and people had to walk up from quite a ways. When the body was carried out and the drumming hit (after the moving and uniting eulogy) everyone got pretty choked up and took turns touching the casket. After a certain point I realized I wasn't going to feel any better so I left, ran into someone I knew who didn't attend the funeral and we smoked a joint at a gas station while I was wearing a black suit and he was dressed like a bum and driving a 4 wheeler.

    Tl dr the priest sucked but it was a decently respectful and somber send off for someone who was one of the good guys in a world full of bad
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