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Originally posted by Solstice
How about Dock Ellis throwing a no hitter in the 70s while on LSD? He said he thought the team had an off day so he ate some LSD around noon with a girl and then she looked at the newspaper like "Hey, it says you're pitching today" lol
He said at different times the ball would appear larger or smaller to him and he still no hit them.
David wells through a no hitter when he was at least half drunk too. I remember watching him as a kid and seeing the same mannerisms in the local drunks.
So many good baseball stories. Kirk Gibson getting off a stretcher to hit a game winning home run off Dennis eckersley in the world series is one of my favorites too.
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm a pill popper who grooms teenage runaways
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Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo
Start doing Primitive Technology type videos on your land.
"Watch 3 Indian guys build a methlab out of twigs, leaves and berries"
Originally posted by aldra
weapons of asymmetrical war
Minks are the phillipinos of the animal kingdom
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It preels bretty gud being a nigga who owns like 20 acres of this stupid planet. Some of it is rooral and I'm not sure what to do with it. All around it are mink "farms" which I kinda want to Sabotage for lulz and have the minks released into the wild to set off the natural equilibrium.
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2021-11-07 at 1:59 AM UTC
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Travis Scott Massacre
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Imagine you're right there in your scuba gear, hanging outside Liza Minelli's house digging through a treasure trove of righteous refuse when a big black limo pulls up and BAM (this phrase was trademarked by some chef named Emeril but I'm using onnamonnapeeya and a disenchantment spell) slaps you with a lawsuit while your pants are down. Boy would your face ever be red. Can't let that happen, you need to hire Shekley Weiselbergoldstein and spassociates and turn that dumpster upside down
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2021-03-05 at 4:17 PM UTC
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Who remembers Snoopy?
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Commas must be placed before a proper noun in a sentence. Thems the rules.
Thats not even close to true and still doesn't explain anything. You're really trying to jump the shark with this one
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2021-11-08 at 12:10 AM UTC
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Last day on paper
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
I knew a cat who did 17 years inside for his club and was on federal paper for 7 years after his release on parole. Man the hell he raised the 1st weekend he was off paper…
Not I. That's what everyone expects me to do and a bug part of me wants to do but I've just been hanging with my friends and family and trying to formulate a new plot
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2021-11-05 at 1:42 PM UTC
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Last day on paper
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Basically the whole time I've been posting on totse and affiliated message boards I've been under court/government imposed restrictions on my freedom, making things like drinking alcohol, leaving my house, not notifying officials of exact times of medical appointments and leaving my city subject to periods of incarceration which I have endured over the past 15 years. It's been entirely my doing and I can't blame anyone but myself but I'm also acutely aware of the cold steel wheels of beurocracy that prefer you to lie in the track so they can trample you, leaving a mangled corpse in its wake. I like to think I sidestepped it a little and only suffered some minor injuries but honestly the scars will take a while to heal.
This is my last day under such conditions and I would like to thank all of you for helping me cope all these years. A special thank you to Lanny for starting and maintaining this place. We all post here for our own reasons and collectively you have all helped me more than you know and I hope I've helped someone a little bit too.
I hope this place is one day given the recognition it deserves
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2021-11-10 at 2:13 AM UTC
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This is a pretty good thread all things considered, the change in dynamics is reminiscent of a zoklet PEOO thread
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
what if you paid them to paint their home (easy sell right) but when you get there pull out a bag of cocaine and slam yur cock on the table idk abut you but that sounds like a good way to meet bored housewives while their husband is at work
I had a bored housewife give me a gift card for the liquor store and imply she wanted to have a drink sometime but I just gave the card to my millionaire alcoholic friend and pretended I didn't understand the subtext because I am an autistic man of the Lord
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2021-11-07 at 1:50 AM UTC
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Travis Scott Massacre
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Originally posted by frala
Are you calling me a COWARD! Or just saying I like to dumpster dive?
I'm saying with the proper team of attorneys on retainer you can dumpster dive with confidence and impunity
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2021-03-18 at 6:28 PM UTC
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Niles Blog: Hail The Dawn
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Hey wellhung why do you have nothing to show for 40 odd years of parasitic living on this planet?
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2021-11-09 at 3:23 AM UTC
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Glory to the king of Kings.
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
Are you native american or british? (or both even)
Show some respek to Danny Trejo
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Remember they used to lead on retarded Muslims - genuine, IQ 60 retards - feeding them full of the jihadist schtick and giving them trucks and fake bombs and shit and then arresting them when they went to use them. And everyone just laughed about it and didn't care, because they figured it was just muslims.
Now they are trying to do the same shit to us.
Once you tolerate evil it comes back to bite you.
Canada once got a couple of broke methadone prescribed junkies to be scared enough by CSIS to attempt a government constructed terrorist plot that they only agreed to do if it wouldn't hurt anyone. They literally found them because the man had mental health issues and used to troll YouTube comments sections. The hidden camera footage showed they were scared to death of the CSIS agents and thought they were going to kill them if they didn't follow through.
It's funny that "Mr. Big" operations are illegal but can be used to make pretend terrorist plots to entrap people in. Can't think of any circumstance (in my country at least) where anyone had the means to carry out such an attack without government assistance. Great use of taxpayer money: have a bunch of agents LARPing as terrorists hoping to trick ill and impressionable fringe groups into goin along with it
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2021-11-07 at 9:16 PM UTC
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Originally posted by cigreting
You said that women are with men unconditionally. Prove me wrong dumbass.
Men dont have peak years, only women.
You are a short ginger cuck faggot so dont try to call yourself a chad.
Im 6'1" and used to slay more bitches than you ever will in your pathetic simp life with your bitch and her kid.
Pay attention and maybe youll learn something from the great cigreting
This is honestly the funniest post I've read on here in a while. Were you serious when you wrote it? It seems like it has to be irony laden but there is clearly alot of hurt feelings in there too. Sad and funny at the same time
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
the jéws even kill for lesser excuses.
white iranian nuclear scientists were assasinated all the time.
Canadians who are Iraqi missle scientists too like Gerald Bull
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Soi, how would you feel about the Arbrery case if it was 3 jedis who hunted down a white guy they thought entered a construction site, possibly to steal something? Evidence of premeditation is clearly there, it's just whether or not someone is entitled to struggle over a weapon when someone chases them down and points it at them. Should Mordecai, Fagin and Shlomo go free?
The most significant aspect of that case is obviously the DA cover up. Should the Joos be held accountable for the poor innocent whites death in this case?
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2021-11-05 at 5:37 PM UTC
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Glory to the king of Kings.
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
All praise to the Most High
☝
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2021-11-06 at 1:22 PM UTC
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Last day on paper
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Nobody cares about teenagers you talk to online except you, the teenagers and managers of international sex offender tip line, ever consider girls are bored and want someone who could be interesting to talk to?
They are willing to overlook your appearance, financial position, overtly creepy vibes and many other issues just in the off chance you can entertain them and give them an enjoyable experience. You are autistic aren't you?
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2021-11-06 at 1:02 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Wariat
but its sort of true women in ex communist countries like where i ended up in tend ro only want men for sheckels.
Money is a pretty easy thing to come by. The amount of money you need is inversely proportionate to the amount of other desirable qualities you have and how attractive they are
Hence if you're a fat boring, ugly lover with a shitty personality you likely need lots of money to nail an attractive woman. However if you are broke but not ugly and have a modicum of charisma it's pretty easy to coerce women into having sex because they see desirable qualities they want to develop
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