2020-07-28 at 5:58 AM UTC
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This looks like a BLTC or BI post from 2013 zoklet by someone who just found the site. Makes me think there's a future.
Bless that Lanny
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2021-12-04 at 11:03 PM UTC
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Become a Serial Killer
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Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
Really Easy to Follow 7 Steps in Becoming a Serial Killer…..DUH 🙄
Step 1) Deliberately have no contact with any formal parents whether on the mom’s side or the father’s. As a child, hold pent up anger and blame the world for your misfortune. If you’re in a foster home, yell at your caretakers that they’re not your real parents.
Step 2) With all the time in the world, lay your curiosity on dead animals. Handle their corpses. If you can withstand the guts and gore, inspect the insides further by slicing through the belly of the creature and caring for it. It can be a squirrel, a rabbit, a possum, a cat, or a dog—it doesn’t matter. In the end, taking the head as a souvenir can be cathartic for your morbid fascination.
Step 3) Watch humans interacting daily. Watch from park benches, café seats, or bus stops. Imagine carving the skin of these people like a pumpkin on All Hallows’ Eve. Picture their blood drying on wallpaper, splotching on your clothes, their listless eyes turned up to show first snow.
Step 4) Create an alter-ego. Fantasize you are the most important person amongst a thousand of your body guards. You are the leader of forty legions of phantoms who shadow you around. You are worth something, no matter what anybody else says. You are one of a kind—and those others are nothing but a fleck of mote circling around your stratosphere.
Step 5) Remember: practice small and expand your horizon. By killing humans, you are doing them a favor. They’ve always wanted to die, you see. Their meaningless, drab life of waking up, going to work, returning home to rinse and repeat, straddling the night air like a tailcoat wanting to end, only to discover their cure for their ailments hides back in a clock on a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday that comes along all too slowly. It’s the same as your never-ending torment that winds itself up and ticks toward its bottomless chasm.
Step 6) Select your victim. Follow her to her car. Appear lost; befuddled, pretend you are not of the area. Approach her slowly, smiling. Explain you need cash since your car is broken down at an intersection and is out of gas. You need a lift. Her hair maybe auburn, black, brunette, or blonde. Whatever the case, she steps back, hesitant. You notice her skin under the light, soft and supple. She denies your request. She runs, but before she can get any farther down the street yelling for help, you yank her hair and pull her back as she screams. You clamp a hand over her mouth. You muffle her, of course, to prevent drawing attention. Count the seconds. Slide the knife across the throat without puncturing and feel the pulse throb in her neck, oh how rapidly, begging to live. You pull her in; throw her in the vehicle, as you drive, the sharp instrument gleaming out in the open. She’ll cower and weep for her children, but do not be swayed. She’ll yammer on about her family history and how she must live, please don’t hurt her. Please don’t—I won’t tell anyone who you are. I swear, I swear to God. Assure her you’ll let her live if she complies. And she will—they always do.
Step 7) Make it quick. Hear how the heart beats so wildly. When you are finished, feel the life seep out of her slowly with glazed eyes. The face stiffening from rigor mortis, the stench of blood tickles your nostrils. Do you as you please with the body, because dead is dead. No one will find about your depraved acts until your next victim. You are God. Let them promise you. Let them swear. Eventually, detectives will come knocking and ask you questions. News reporters’ bulbs flash in your face as you are taken into the station. A movie is scripted in your name, inspired by you. In court hearing, a jury decides your fate. You plea insanity, but you know the truth: you can be sentenced for a lesser charge if you reveal the bodies of the rest of the corpses, which you should, even though some of them have passed through your stomach. You can lie about how many you’ve killed—stretch the truth—or never reveal where they were buried. But do not tell them about the phantoms or the voices or even I. You will become a legend.
This website sometimes features some good story telling.
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Originally posted by MuscleStud69
Kill her
Who are you dateline?
I wrote a girl a letter from prism once that said "you could dateline NBC me and I would still love you" and she said it was the best thing anyone ever said to her. Last I heard of her some dude overdosed in her bed and the circumstances made it appear that she had left him there for a few hours.
They should make a sexualized dateline called RAPELINE
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2021-12-02 at 2:20 AM UTC
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Marinol and ketamine
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
§m£ÂgØL had a normal dick but became a huge dickhead. Poc had a legit micro cock and piss fetish but became a major faggot asshole.
Lure a supple young Mexican across the country to get fucked in the ass by a pedophile and convince him you're carrying his baby ONE TIME and he never lived it down
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Originally posted by Lanny
Bama really isn’t set up for non-drivers, it is kind of a pain. The reason I didn’t have a license before now is that I lived in SF since I was 17 and owning a car was more of a liability than anything.
But I work from home and lala and I do everything together so I’ve made it work. And like I at least understand how to drive even if I haven’t done much of it, so if push comes to shove I can get somewhere if I have to.
Seems like having a car in anywhere but northern Cali is a liability in the sun tsu shine state. What you need to do now is get a big lifted duramax diesel 3500 with tints and pullup to DA FUNCTION and when lala jumps out the driver side they will assume its because you are very drunk so will say "MIGHTY FINE TRUCK HOSS" and you can say "oh this thing? I wouldn't know I've never driven it" and they will be furiously confused
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Originally posted by POLECAT
I'M NOT RACIEST TOWARDS A PEOPLE THAT STRIVE TO MAKE QUALITY PRODUCTS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD. AMERICAN CARS ARE DEAD AT 165,000 MILES, TOYOTA'S RUN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MILES WITHOUT DIEING WHEN YOU NEED THEM MOST AND THEY REPLACE FRAMES UP TO 12 YEARS AFTER PURCHASE THAT MEANS IF YOU SHOP RIGHT YOU CAN GET A 15 YEAR OLD TRUCK WITH A FRESH FRAME AND 200,000 MILES LEFT ON IT FOR 1000 TO 5000 DOLLARS AND YOU CAN DRIVE IT FOR 30,000 MILES ND SELL IT FOR MORE THAN YOU PAID FOR IT.,,, SHOW ME AN AMERICAN CAR THAT CAN DO THE SAME,,, YOU CANT
Quoted you fucking traitor, I can see the price of your loyalty and tegrity is pretty fucking low, lol you don't practice anything you preach and would kneel before Xi for a new iphone you cowardly cuck
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Originally posted by aldra
my prediction is that NATO will goad the Ukraine into starting a fight then stay out of it. they'll use the opportunity to learn more about the C&C aspects of Russia's new weapons systems, try to punish them politically and make it as expensive as possible for Russia to try to rehabilitate Eastern Ukraine
That's almost exactly what they did in 2014 as well as trying to use that as justification for making another anti Russia bloc and that didn't turn out so well.
Germany's New chancellor/coalition is the big factor. Germany is the gatekeepers of the EU and their relationship with Russia is what can incentivize them to act different far more than the magnitsky act and finger wagging can
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Originally posted by POLECAT
OH SURE YOU KNOW WHATS UP,, DID YOU ALSO KNOW ALMOST EVERY MINI VAN FROM DODGE CRYSLER NEEDED AT LEAST ON NEW TRANNY BEFORE 100,000 MILES AND USUALLY WENT THROUGH 5 OR 6 TRANNY'S BEFORE BEING JUNKED AT LESS THAN 220,000 MILES, THEY NEVER FIXED THE ISSUE,, THE ISSUE WAS WELL KNOWN,, THEY WER CHEEP AND WENT FROMN A 3 SPEED TRANNY TO AN OVERDRIVE TRANNY BUT DID NOT PUT IT IN A BIGGER CASE THEY JUST HONED OUT THE 3 SPEED TRANNY CASE TO FIT THE EXTRA GEAR IN IT AND THEREBY MAKING THE CASE UNWORTHY BECAUS EIT WAS TO THIN TO HOLD UP THE THE JOB, AGAIN THEY NEVER SOLVED THE ISSUE THEY VREATED BY SAVING US MONEY ON GAS BUT COSTING US 2 GRAND EVERY TIME THE TRANNY WENT OUT AND THAT ATE UP ALL THE GAS SAVINGS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO CREATE . JUST BEING IN AMERICA DOES NOT GET YOU SOME SPECIAL PRIVILAGE THAT GETS MEN TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT. YOU HAVE TO BE WORTHY OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY.
Nobody cares how much you love Chinese trannys, Xi, your excuses for your treasonous behavior are bought by no one
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Why didn't you go with "but this is not a good idea, realistically" or "but they will cause me to be dead or in jail, specifically?"
Benzos clearly suck you of your ability to rhyme, which you tend to do all the time
And it's your biggest talent as far as I can tell
An inability to rhyme and benzos and you are living in a private hell
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Idk man, I just want the chillins to have a better lyfe than mine
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Tacho gets in touch with his black roots and drops some knowledge on the microphone
Lil train
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Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo
A heroin addicted rapper called Lil Vein
A quotable all American rapper who unifies the nation through the written word called Lil Twain
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2021-11-29 at 2:28 PM UTC
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Divorce?
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Originally posted by cigreting
You dumbass,the obvious concept of love for a woman is a man who provides. Look at your dumbass, providing for some bitch and her kid.
When were you going to prove me wrong that women are with men conditionally? Im still waiting
Your insecure hostility towards women altogether is the result of your own inadequacies and only that. Even your avatar is a testament of your hilariously feminine demeanor and the coping mechanisms you've had to develop over the last decade without intimacy.
Your family is worried about you and for good reason. Nobody can claim bitches ain't about money but nobody can also say that going a decade without sex in your 20s wouldn't make you an angsty insecure little loser
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2021-11-30 at 12:34 AM UTC
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Divorce?
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I typed all dat while driving in the rain and now my heart hurts
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2021-11-29 at 10:58 PM UTC
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Divorce?
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Originally posted by cigreting
Why dont you post the amount your whore of a girlfriend depletes from your bank account every month then we can talk about whos a l p h a.
I asked if you can stipulate any other benefit of being an angsty little incel besides the marginal financial benefits. The financial benefits aren't even the biggest incentive for swearing off pussy, maybe if you're a broke bitch but time is FAR AND AWAY the biggest reason to do so.
The thing is, almost all men don't go a decade without sex in their 20s unless something terrible happened to them or they have severe insecurities, autism or other factors that prevent them from doing so. Most people don't actively seek out queer little like minded individuals United in their victimization by the weaker sex and their hatred of stronger males. You did tho and there was either a catalyst for this event or it was onset by a lifetime of rejection and hurt feelings. It would be interesting for you to expand upon this someday because the issue of sexual hikkikomoris has not been studied in depth
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I can fuck yo girl and make her nut for me and slut for me and kill for me and steal for me and of course it'll be your cash, then I'll murder that bitch and send her body back to your ass
Lil Wayne was a monster from 06-09 before he turned into a fart sniffing tranny
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The point of this thread and why I made it in the first place was just to let you all know that I HAVE PROBLEMS OK? I know you know that I omit alot and still come across quick mix crazy but honey, this batmobile goes to 11 and we're going CRACK to the future
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That looks like a fake news website you got that off. There's no contrasting image, if it was taken from a mugshot dB it'd be easy to find and yet it is not. Nobody is going to see that and think he's not black. There's no real point other than some fake news website trying to score points by taking on the easy target of CNN
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2021-11-28 at 4:22 AM UTC
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I like Dr Phil a lot.
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Idk weird ass white people shit amirite
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amy schumer is not in that good physical condition
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