2018-10-26 at 1:19 PM UTC
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simple love
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Then it sits at the door 'meeeoooooowwwwwwwing' all night until I open it. I think it's the reincarnation of Vlad The Impaler.
I think you're the reincarnation of a faggot
10,000/10 post
This post will go viral and I'll be on Ellen tomorrow
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
I seriously don't remember any mods or who was what. Who gives a shit. I remember you and FUNASWEGO.
zoklet BI my heart. Only thing I really ever care/d about.
The. Box. Was. Empty.
Goddamn the fucking Amazon scam was legit as fuck for a while and only well known through zoklet. Mmmmmm.
I read an article from vice about how millenials were making PH@T $T@X O C@$H doing the Amazon scam like it was a brand new thing no one has ever thought of. I feel like anyone would make a better writer than whatever purple hair side of head shaved transgender millenial former barista they hire to write for them.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've been so fucking sober lately it's depressing. All I have to look forward to is money and rough sex it's like I'm a 55 year old executive who cheats on his wife.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
Shut the fuck up.
-risir
Holy fuck this post just reminded me of that guy mksnowborder69 or something who was a mod and signed every post with -mike. I think enter doxed him and he quit the forum forever.
There were so many shitty irrelevant mundane mods on zoklet. Fucking water bottle was an admin for absolutely no reason. I remember the British girl with the fat tits was a mod of the nature forum with me and she never logged in the entire time I was there. Spatula tzar didn't either and she would have been decent to talk to.
Zok was such a fruit. I'm glad he had the forum but damn, what a missed opportunity
Inb4spectral
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
The secret is believing you can. Everyday I write down a list of the drugs I wish I was doing and then eat the piece of paper. It tricks my body into thinking I just ingested them. As I've learned in narcotics anonymous "one is too many and 1000 is never enough" so sometimes I'll find myself furiously scribbling on page after page before chomping them down. I prefer hard construction paper as it's the most satiating.
Don't tell anyone MY SECRET
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Try to get pregna...OH WAIT YEAH
Seriously just fucking live life and aspire for things to get better. I don't know you but unless you're a billionaire in the virgin islands with a haram of hawt young roshambos, life can get better and it will if you want it to and actively seek the measures to make it so. I don't know what that would look like because it's completely subjective.
As long as you're striving to better your circumstances, gain more insight into yourself and seeking truth you will never be bored entropic and complacent. I have different types of existential crises' weekly and my life situation can barely be described as living but I have hope in the future because I believe in myself and that I can still create my own destiny from within these parameters.
Show me your penis
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2018-10-23 at 2:15 AM UTC
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Heres some life advice.
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've found playing the hand you wish you had makes others fold
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by aldra
The US has drafted yet another list of companies to be sanctioned, this time contractors tasked with helping to rebuild Syria.
That's such a dick move. Like holding up aid trucks at the border
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Ghost
Snakes have a weird pussy
It's like putting your dick in a bigger dick that's juicy
I made my girlfriend afraid of ducks by explaining and showing her how they have corkscrew dicks and never have consensual sex
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
and i also have a dick between my legs and it will soon be between yours too.
Are you trying to mash dicks with me? Aren't you Asian? Is it even an "outie?"
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Tramadol is the worst fucking painkiller ever holy fuck I'm on the maximum dose and it does nothing for pain at fucking all and hurts my stomach and gives me a headache. It makes me hate life so much.
I'm risking my freedom and doing dilaudid tonight idgaf
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Malice killed himself because he was brown and never went outside. Typing mean things to someone incapable of empathy over the internet had nothing to do with it and I don't recall you even cyberbullying him. You just want validation for your basement dwelling fake weed and starter fluid huffing bubble yum life. You have no power over anything. Post screenshots of you successfully cyber bullying him or forever remain a victim
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by totse3.com
John 15:13 "greater love than this hath no one, that any one his life may lay down for his friends"
Literally advocating martyrdom for the douchebags you chill with
Jesus was a ride or die nigga
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2018-10-16 at 4:40 AM UTC
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LSD's PI and family PI
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
He was such a fucking faggot I really hope he got his head kicked in over $20 worth or roxys or something
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
If you think man isn't affecting climate change you are dangerously stupid. If you think there's a global scientist kabaal dedicated to falsifying things that are apparent to anyone with 2/5 senses, you are so fucking stupid you need to die right now
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2018-10-16 at 4:38 AM UTC
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lanny is asleep farm thanks
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
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He's also a GIRLS VOLLEYBALL COACH the creepiest job you can have as an adult.
Fuck him. There are way better judges out there and questions still remain. America is so fucking stupid it's pathetic. You are dumbing yourselves down by believing your shit and picking partisan sides that both want to rule you like a slave.
Nobody has any illusions about America being the land of the free and home of the brave anymore. You faggots will clamor to have your freedoms stripped and take it like a bitch when they want more.
Not my cucktry
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I searched for poringa to try to find her and it just lead yo Argentinean porn so needless to say my search for her name ended there
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Canada isn't America's hat. Who the fuck wears a hat twice the size of them? America is Canada's shorts and Mexico is it's sweatshop grade shoes. Greenland is a puff of blunt smoke and Alaska is our backwards metal mulisha whyte trash hat
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Grimace
Truth is, you always think of me. I am with you, forever and always.
My mind as well as 3-5 other parts of my body were just blown
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