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how can you not drink hard liquor without chase? Like how haven't you adapted?
I've jerked off thinking of girls then had sex with them later, I think that counts
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2019-09-02 at 4:55 PM UTC
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atlas tugged
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ayn rand+rand paul=the most selfish baby of all time
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2019-09-02 at 8:57 PM UTC
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Official Bill Krozby Lexicon
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vernacular: word he just learned to describe this list
baby mammer: evil chicken who tricked him into implied responsibility
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I don't really take it seriously, I mean I've smashed some tinder punani but I usually just send trollish pickup lines. My tinder profile has 2 generic pictures and a fake name and age and just 1 line as a bio so I'll ask them a weird question or say a weird pickup line. I remember I matched with a white girl named "maddie" so I asked if that was short for "madagascar" Usually I'll ask a weird question like how tall they are then when they ask why I say I want them to try out for my basketball team or if they can reach something on a high shelf for me
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2019-09-01 at 4:56 PM UTC
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Photo of Me 40 years ago
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pictures depress me. I literally cannot think of any pictures where Im happy but you look happy in that picture and I hope you were and still are
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man my fucking life my fucking life I swear
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at my arraingment note for the plaintiff
"your daughters tied up in Zanick's basement"
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I read a book in jail called (IIRC) "queen of the baltic sea" by some scitzophrenic lady. It was autobiographical and was self published. The story was about how she was a property owner in western Canada (an area with a large number of pollacks and ukranians) who went to collect rent from some meth head tenants who attacked her and almost gave her some zombie disease only she could tell they had. Because of this ordeal she charged the meth heads and took a vacation to her ancestral homeland of poland where she acted like a homeschooled teenager shyly doing things for the first time and somehow managed to find these secret chrystels from the baltic sea or something, one of which she apparently always keeps around her neck. Then she went back and won her court case implying it was because of her magical polish crystals. The jacket had a picture of her patting a tiger and a caption about her crystal and how she never ever takes it off or the devil will get her and no credits to anyone but her or publishing house on it. It was written sometime in the 90's I believe and was basically the closest thing to totse or zoklet/nis I found there; the sellf published scitzophrenic hallucination of a pollack woman. I think the author believed it happened, it was horribly written but it was a fascinating read
I really have no way of finding out anything more about this book or this author (who had several other books) so I made this post to make it seem more real
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I feel you're going to be one of those stories from ohio someday but it will be more inexplicable
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Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
I am good to people.
Believe it or not I am a pacifist and wish the best for the world.
you shouldn't focus so much on weirdos who do mass shootings then. Like I can imagine how you could identify in a lot of ways but channeling those feelings into something more worthwhile and beneficial would probably help you evolve and mature
I believe you are a pacifist because honestly, every time I look at you you seem like you'd be really easy to kill. I think I said that the very first time I ever saw a picture of you and it definitely rings true. You're not supposed to be a mass shooter or cringey edgelord, there's a better avenue for you to pursue out there beyond your current trope of mind game activities
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Originally posted by mmQ
So I spent the entire day grilling brats outside of Chris's apartment while his cat Stairwell played outside.
She caught a WREN , literally, a wren and brought him into the house showing it off and then she dropped it and it started flying around. :) and then she caught it again and I started to feel bad for the bird because it's just a cute little birdy and then, it flew out of the window and freed itself and I was so happy.
I caught a bird one time in a room full of aspiring writers who were super scared of it and I calmly picked it up and took it out the window and everyone was amazed and clapped or something I think. That's a good feeling
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2019-08-30 at 2:19 AM UTC
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Juarusalem: The Weed Threaf
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Originally posted by WellHung
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sudo fucks niggers,
and sucks nigger dick, too.
There once was a man named Mattchew
on his belly a Rosanne tattoo
the only time he gets blown
because he can't find a home
is when he sticks his tiny dick in a vacuum
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I've known what it means for over a year now, you stupid idiot.
fuck this cracked me up and it's like a combination of 6 things
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2019-05-25 at 7:46 PM UTC
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CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
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this thread has both made me like Bill Krozby more and convinced me he's a rapist who should probably die. I'm conflicted
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this thread is insane and I want to respond to every single comment but instead I'll just post this
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2019-05-25 at 5:08 AM UTC
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CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
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lol, cranberry on zoklet. You posted a buncha shit about Bill Krozby in B and M when he didn't even post there.
It sounds like you have problems you blame on Bill Krozby because you haven't dealt with them. I'm sure he did treat you shitty but it's how you deal with them that defines you. Right now you're just being fat and petty should probably let Bill Krozby go and hopefully find someone whose like him without all the rapey stuff. You clearly care about him, just keep it movin
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2019-05-24 at 9:02 AM UTC
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CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
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Originally posted by chzbrgr
You ever heard the saying "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Why wouldn't I want to keep tabs on someone that has held me against my will, assaulted me, raped me, and nearly killed me? Someone who's cheated on me, financially abused me, and destroyed my personal belongings? Don't you obsess about the things you truly fear? The things that could really destroy you? Maybe that's just me and my anxious personality. This is someone who has left me in their bed to go fuck someone else, someone who has forced me to suck their dick even after I've yelled no, cried, and bit their dick multiple times, someone who's pulled fistfuls of hair out of my head on several occasions. Someone who got my laptop stolen because they invited a streetwalker in to smoke speed. Someone who sold my childhood GameBoy Color for drug money. Someone who has rubbed my own vomit in my face. Someone who's thrown my cell phone under a running faucet when I called the police because I was being attacked. Someone who has bit me, choked me, spanked me, and spit on me in a very aggressive, extreme, non-sexual way. He's a sociopath. There's no remorse for the things he's done. There's no concept of shame or doing wrong. He's a soulless vessel operating off of negative energy, chemicals, and lies. There's more wrong than there's right. There's more myth than truth. That's what he feeds on; the abundant source of darkness. When you've encountered something like that, when you've been intimate with something like that, it's a little hard to forget.
I dunno why this post is so funny to me but it's fucking killing me
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I love everyone here except §m£ÂgØL
death to pedos
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I'm depressed and this thread is no help
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