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2020-03-29 at 8 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN One time up here in Montana I was drinking beer with him on his birthday and he told me a story. He met some guy who offered him weed late at night outside of the library. Cam agrees and goes to his house. The gentlemen offered Cam to butt fuck him and Cam agrees. Then the guy says it's only fair that he can buttfuck Cam. The guy assures Cam that if he doesn't like it, he'll stop. It starts getting bad for Cam and he says so. The guy just keeps buttfucking this poor kid. Cam told me this story laughing. I laughed with him because I think he was trying to cope with it but I was shocked. I never pegged Cam to be into pegging. Let alone being raped by a strange man with the allure of drugs.
That is such a funny fucking homosexual rape story, it' fucking perfectThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-29 at 5:55 PM UTC in Don'tTellEm still fucks her daughter's father, even though they are broken up...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-29 at 7:44 AM UTC in I wish my balls would stop growingdo you still look like the mad scientist from the nightmare before christmas?
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2020-03-29 at 6:10 AM UTC in Don'tTellEm still fucks her daughter's father, even though they are broken up...
Originally posted by mmQ I can only try. Stop being a fuck.
I guess I dont get you guys. Whatever. Just making fun of people for not being flawless.
DTE is cute in my book. Come into my book.
Crash into me.
Man I could totally see you like 25 years ago driving a bookmobile around, being nice to kids and slamming mousey teacher in the back of it. You're an old soul with a big pole just throwing words around finessing teachers outta their clothes with a flask of whiskey by the wheel. It makes me sad bookmobiles may be a thing of the past. I'd get one but I feel the sweet bookmobile tail you would get now would be too oldThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-29 at 4:51 AM UTC in Don'tTellEm still fucks her daughter's father, even though they are broken up...Ever heard the Zodak beatmaker who goes DA GOT DAT DOPE at the start of the song? Does it not sound like DH GOT DATE DOPE or am I just scitzophrenic?
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2020-03-28 at 6:25 PM UTC in Bo Jackson has coronavirus
Originally posted by ORACLE No retard. He is one of the greatest athletes of all time. Literally an all star pro hall of famer in TWO SPORTS. Before he went pro, he was basically a beast at every sport in school and college and had scholarship offers for every sport he played. Then got fat pro contracts to all of them after college. And became an all star at 2. He is a LEJJEND.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo_Jackson
to be fair he was a much better football player than baseball player but was still excellent. I just remember at the end of his career he was simply a pinch hitter. Theres also a semi famous pic of him breaking a bat over his head iirc.
Dion Sanders is the best combined football/baseball player in my book but Ro sham Bo is right up thereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-27 at 4:03 AM UTC in my katest project as a gay porner and digital illustratorIt looks like a kid drew it, or if not that, someone who was into kidsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-27 at 2:16 AM UTC in A former girlfriend of Snab Snib told me that Snib aint packin' anything big...Posting pics of your weapons is only confirming these rumors of your small penisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-27 at 5:37 PM UTC in 21 year old who posted about not social distancing gets coronavirus.She's really not that attractive. Muh bitch is objectively better looking and that article is literally 5 lines long on this medium. It's retarded they would even write an article about a dumbfuck who didn't think she'd get it, who actually got it.
Prince Charles getting it is much sexier
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2020-03-27 at 4:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-27 at 4:19 AM UTC in Koala gets kicked out of tree and criesI got some oranges I didn't know were Israeli but then I kept eating them because they're really, really good. Surprisingly they're not blood orangesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-26 at 11:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThey pirated a copy of fight club and thought soap was underachievingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-25 at 1:58 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionMy GF called me from someone elses phone just to hang up on me
CHILDISHThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-26 at 3:45 PM UTC in Society takes too much effort
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have no problem getting professional training, i've done it before. I got my forklift operator license recently. Most people I worked for grew up in an era where there were no licenses for driving forklift, maybe only in the biggest companies.
That is literally a 2 to 3 hour course that requires almost no effort. You cant use this as the bar for effort and professional training
I agree that effort is obviously a good measurement for success. You have extremely low effort and have lived on welfare for over a year and have done no networking in Canadas best city to network and work in. You are FAR below average in terms of the effort you put into your own situation. Your IQ is probably in the normal range seeing as how you try to justify instead of being resigned to your situation. I think your reference point for a lot of things is screwed up too.
The Effort required to make a small business work (as anyone will tell you, you have to wear many hats and work many hours) is literally the backbone of capitalism, STFU about some coal burning commie that isnt relevant to this conversation. A small business can be grown through ones own effort and basically nothing else. Small business owners facilitate our economic growth and welfare recipients take from it, especially if they are able bodied and under 50.
Many tradespeople who own businesses (either on paper or not) pretend to be low IQ high effort individuals when in fact they are the opposite. If you are moderately intelligent you can scam the government out of GST, EI payments etc etc etc and pretend youre just a dummy who has to go bankrupt after. There are so many ways to benefit from high Effort people when you are a low effort high intelligence person.
The problem is your IQ isnt high enough to benefit like this. The things you have focused your time on have not resulted in productivity or even much net benefit whatsoever. In this way you need "retooling" to become more useful. You certainly can do it, you need to change the way you think about some things though because you have spent so long doing fuck all you dont have a reference point for how people are supposed to function.
Now youre in the welfare trap and cant find your way out of it because effort is scary to you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-26 at 2:45 PM UTC in Missing Userstriple trizzy seems a top tier dher hence why they have not been here circle jerkingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-26 at 3:05 AM UTC in what would you do star trek if this was your new life: being a do boywariat you are an unintelligent pedophile who clearly has PTSD from the abuse you suffered in prison. You are worse at the game of life than almost everybody, but of all people, you are certainly worse than Raphael LucianoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-30 at 12:08 PM UTC in stand up comedy is absolute trashDidn't read
stand up comedy is a beautiful medium that's underutilized, misused and has been honed to appeal to the lowest common demominator
I was literally just about to make a thread about louis CKThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-26 at 3:07 AM UTC in Missing UsersHe also got cuckholded by a user named "clifford the big red bong"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-24 at 10:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionQuarantine is making people crazy. I've messaged people I havent talked to since junior high just to talk about shit neither of us really care about. I downloaded tinder and matched with a bunch of black chicks which is cool because I can't stand all the white girlsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-25 at 12:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionmy gf got mad at me because she was upset and I told her to just breathe so she smashed her phone and now her dumbass has no phone. She is a NEXT LEVEL IDJITThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
