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Man I'm kinda high rn and I thought this was a wellhung thread that §m£ÂgØL just replied to but NO IT'S FORMED OUT OF PURE JEALOUS BUTTHURT.
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You are a very unintelligent and weak person young §m£ÂgØL. You are a boychild in an ugly body and it's sad my success threatens you. There is no reason to be fearful. I would say you're almost like Frank Grimes from the Simpsons but Frank Grimes was a hard worker who was self sufficient, you literally live with your parents on a pitiful income and have no good romantic or financial prospects. Literally everything about you sucks.
You also hitchhiked across the country to lose your virginity to a pedophile who fucked you in the ass. That's genuinely funny and it's one of those dumb, sad, funny things that could only happen to you, young keenan. I hope this thread goes on for 10,000 pages
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
I hate that I had this thought but that guy looks like a mix between my dad and Bill Krozby
lmaofreud
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Originally posted by Sophie
I've got 5 and a half tablets of XTC in the shape of a hexagon, they are pink and have a big skull on them. I had 8 but i took one and a half last week and i got whacked out of my fucking mind. I gave one to a friend of mine who is a girl but not my gf. She's saving hers for the end of the world party next Thursday, and i will save the rest of mine until then also. I'll give 4 of them out to my other friends, that should be enough for the one's that partake. That will be my contribution, plus i get to be whacked out of my fucking mind again.
Well i hope so. I have a weird relationship with XTC, didn't do it for years until last week. So it worked the way it was supposed to, but there was a time i'd take on the regular, and i got weird efects. Oh well. Tattoo gun guy is bringing coke. There will be several cases of beer and i'll save an Oxy 80 for the come down.
Yay, drugs.
That's too many people. Urgonnagettharona
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
She knows you're using, but doesn't want you to use it around her? It's not like you're getting all doped up on it, and it doesn't smell like weed or tobacco. You could do it in the bathroom and be out of sight. She could just go to a different room.
What a weird fucking hangup to send you out of your own house to do drugs. Usually when people purposely do drugs away from home its to hide it.
You're both so mentally ill haha
It's a triggering thing. I shouldn't say she makes me, I just feel more comfortable doing it somewhere else, away from her and her kid. I feel guilty and weak and getting her a coffee and me a tea and her kid something too is the compromise.
When I see someone do coke it makes me want to. It's pretty normal to by triggered by rituals of substance use. I worked in a restaurant before and would have to make french onion soup and carrying an open red wine glass for the soup would make me sweat and shake.
Just say you don't understand. Your "insight" into anything is always equivalent to a mexican bubble boy locked in a room with nothing but a tv that plays cartoons.
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I tried to reply but the picture fucked me up
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My ex used to choke me while sucking my dick while I was driving and usually listening to Nas' first CD. It was kinda 'our thing' and I haven't found a girl who will choke me and suck my dick while driving since
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2020-04-04 at 5:56 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Pillpopper
No but when my full pay was deposited this morning I laughed at your hillbilly ass.
1. You live in Canada you dumbass
2. I probably made more today than you did in that 2 week period?
3. What is the significance of the avatar you use on every site? Have you been using the same laptop with the same picture saved on it for eons?
4. What is your IQ?
5. Why are you so confused?
6. Are you really trying to boast about working from home like thats some kind of "flex?" What a sad life you must live.
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Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
I wonder how much alcohol sales have spiked due to Corona.
40% locally
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Yes, Way back (1994 ish) I used to be a mod on the #london channel(an IRC channel on EFNET) the channel owner, "hedge" was in love with another mod (Female). She used to work at Cyberia cyber cafe in London which was a relatively new thing back then.
Anyway he would go on and on to me about how much he loved her and he'd go hang out with her at her house but not get any action. He ask for my advice on how to win her heart and asked me to talk to her and convince her he was the one for her.
So after talking with her for a while she invited me down to visit her which I did, she introduced me to 2 player Sega Rally in the arcade then we went to her house for dominoes pizza and rampant sex. After we'd had sex there was a knock at her door, we looked out of the upstairs window and it was "hedge"…obviously she didn't answer the door.
A couple of weeks later I'd been telling another mod on the channel what had happened (Yes i didn't know to keep my mouth shut back then) and it turned out he was also enamored with the girl…so he went and told "hedge" what I'd done in a fit of jealousy.
He demodded both me and the girl and banned us from the channel. She called me while I was at work to yell at me for telling people about it so that was the end of that.
I don't remember her name or IRC handle, sad.
That sounds like something from a 90's movie about cool hackers.
Originally posted by -SpectraL
There used to be this IRC Cop on #totse on SlashNet named, Oneiros. I come on one day and he's there, and he just bans me right out of the blue. Then some #totse users tell me he's a tyrant and bans anyone for no reason. So I decided to make his IRC life a living hell. I had rotating IP SOCKS 4/5 proxies all chained up and automated and running day and night, and every new account had a message on it for oneiros. The poor kid tried everything in the book for weeks on end, but I masked everything. He wouldn't give up, but I was relentless. Finally, o_RLY asked me to lay off him, as a favor to him, but instead, I gathered a lot of oneiros' personal details, along with his exact place of employment and real name and such, and then I leveraged that information on him and was able to get him booted off as IRC Cop altogether. Then the doof comes on #totse, and he has no powers. Laughable. Just goes to show, mess with the bull, you get the horns.
I think you used to think I was him or possibly Ond. You kinda forest gump yourself into stories.
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Originally posted by ORACLE
Again if you are gonna do the same thing as soygay and refuse to acknowledge or understand the basic facts after I already told you, then everything you say is a waste of time.
You are god damn retarded in the same way as soygay. This is an advance balanced against next year's refund. PLEASE nigger, go and read the basic letter of what is happening before you spend any time babbling sub-101 level badeconomics, or stick to Canada.
….. Nigger, please tell me you recognize the difference between price increases due to scarcity, and inflation.
Faggot I'm an econ major and you're literally saying nothing. You just typed words and said it's filling a gap in the economy and I explained that many parts of this crisis are going to result in higher prices due to inputs/networks/distribution being disrupted along with wages remaining stagnant and you just said "NUH UH" without refuting anything. Having the fucking borders closed for exports will put pressure on inflation. Assuming supply stays exactly there is obvious upward pressure on prices, hopefully only in the short term.
"advanced balanced against next years refund" do you think that actually makes a difference? You're still talking about trumpbux and I was explaining the numerous other factors to you besides cash liquidity resulting in inflation. If huge bailouts are given to companies who aren't producing and putting the money into production, that could have a negative impact on inflation, other than that, like I said before I don't think it will have much of an impact. I hope I'm not going too fast for you
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tech is a snitch and a victim and that is hella weak
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reverse cowgirl is fucking weak and has literally never made me buss even if dat azz phat. Making her lean back on it so u can put some power into it and slap/rub her clit is much better and is kind of a cowgirl offshoot. Reverse cowgirl is ok if its in a pinch and youre on a chair or loveseat, otherwise its just amatuer and lazy.
The best position is the dirtiest and most violent
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Lanny is a vegan who also eats stem cells
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My ex gf had an inside joke thing she would do with her niece where she'd put up a peace sign and go "peace in the middle east" and the two of them doing it like a greeting or farewell was just the cutest most naive thing ever
Like aldra said, a pan arab union with jedi settlers is the only way peace will occur and that's too late. Instead it's Israel scheming on everyone elses shit, killing children and stealing land, pushing families away and enslaving and confining the rest. It's actually so disgusting. I'm actually surprised we haven't heard anything about unprecedented levels of COVID in Gaza right after they got a fresh blanket shipment from Tel Aviv
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Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
This virus might be going to jump-start inflation. Too much money sloshing around with no where to spend it means prices will increase. Which is great.
And the trend of jamming more and more people into smaller and smaller spaces has been shown to be unsustainable as well.
I talked about this today with a Chinese banker. He was trying to get me to invest and said "yeah I think inflation will go from 2 to 2.5% YoY" and I told him why it will be much more due to almost full employment being off work, the stimulus packages and the housing sell off that will happen after and he agreed with me and stopped trying to get me to invest at the low ass prime rate lul
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
How about stupid n00b? Is he really a cripple, do you know?
yes, he's got a stump he's shown off in tinychat many times. It was tractor related. He's a loser who makes excuses
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Originally posted by CASPER
I accidentally got stoned and I started writing jokes. Maybe they're only funny in my head.
Mikaela Spielberg - black adopted daughter of the famous filmmaker- recently began a career in adult film in order to "promote body positivity and build financial independence". She noted her fan base is "mostly older white men". When asked for comment, site user Peven Steilberg said "her dad probably has a huge dong" and user Not_Steve_S_In_Groucho_Glasses said "hell yeah he does. Prolly big ol shaggy dog j3w cock."
I wrote so much standup material in prison I had at least a half hour, probably 10 minutes of good material. Some of it was prison related too.
Have you ever seen "this is not happening" with mordecai finkelstein (ari shaffir)? Stories are the catalyst of jokes now, thats the way dave chappelle frames a lot of his material now and thats the way Bill Krozby always did too.
I always come up with good rap lines but then immediately forget them. Had literally 16 bars of HAWT FIYA a couple days ago and forgot it as soon as I talked to someone and had to conform to their paradigm
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
fanglaki
He was a faggot from totse2 who was a pathetic sycophant. Check arnox's site or wherever rocklin, idio and him ended up. Probably a video game message board
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