Oh man what a life. I like monkeys and gorillas, they make me happy. Literally sometimes when I'm sad or anxious I'll watch monkeys or other wild animals on youtube and feel better.
Feel free to quote this post and use it to make fun of me later
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It's funny that the black eyed peas had that song "lets get retarded" which I heard for the first time on a night of teenage revelry where I fucked around with an actual Jewess and literally was grabbing her tits in front of her brother who didn't seem to care, almost encouraging it.
Fergie from black eyed peas pissed her pants and used to do a ton of meth, which are both retarded things.
This post is retarded
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Woah lil cigreting I'm so sorry women only use you and you've had your heart stomped on so much you never want to put yourself out there again but you're basically the male equivalent of a crazy cat lady who had a guy run off on her so she lost her fucking mind and became a spinster or basically the woman who killed andy warhol hahahaha you're a fucking faggot, it's not male energy to be this vindictive against all women because you got your lil feelings hurt you fucking faggot you can't play the game you fucking lost at life you fucking faggot hahahahhaa it's cool tho don't ever stop being this way it's actually very Honorable because now there is 0% chance of you reproducing ayyyy
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They just had Boko Haram wreck the entire northern part of the country. That's not Lagos or Kano or Abuja, your blanket racism is pretty transparent. I suspect you lack many things you desire or you wouldn't be so concerned about what people with less capability for social mobility do or don't do with themselves
Fucking dumbass. You're dumb RottenRobert, plus you're a bitch. I bet you've been beaten up by and laughed at by people of all races and cultures your whole gay life.
Bitch.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I've always taken care of my daughter, kinda angry on disrespectful trashbags that contest me on actual bullshit. I never say nothing cuz I never in my life have to prove myself, and it for sure won't happen on the internet.
I don't doubt your uncanny and accomplished maternal abilities. Be proud of yourself and your daughter and how so many people would fail where you've triumphed.
As for having to "prove yourself": you Dontellem shit
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I hope to one day also beat pharmaceuticals. I wake up everyday in a state of withdrawal and my ability to retain information is affected. It's a trap and a cycle it is difficult to get out of but I pray one day soon I will be.
This thread made me realize drugs arent the worst coping mechanisms in the world. Being a weeaboo seems worse and I dont really identify or understand. I feel I would be a lot more confused and depressed.
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Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal
You realize you are a dumb person who lacks self-awareness? Literally every one of your posts is just psychological projection.
you seem upset and defensive, literally to the point of not being able to type a proper sentence. Are you saying DMT would make you realize those things about yourself? Does it bother you how boring and predictable you are to the only sub group you "socialize" with?
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Candy, are you really under 5 feet tall? I haven't been able to get a straight answer. Were you a premie? They used to pump premies full of oxygen which gave vision problems and kept them small, is that what happened? Was your mother over 40? Did you grow up a vegetarian? WHAT AND WHY???
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Originally posted by WellHung
hope all is well, Sudo. Ur a good egg. 👍
Thank you, I hope you're in a good place as well.
I think April is probably a good parent to her daughter. I was thinking of how few people on this website are parents and April is the only one who struck me as being dedicated. You can tell she is because she's angry and anxious a lot of the time, like many good, hardworking mothers are.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
My granny was my height and she lived to be 93 .. it’s all good.. I got plenty of foot stools and stuff and I use tongs to reach stuff high in my cabinet
Can we get some deets on CandyGran? What did she do? What did her house smell like? What was here hair like? Did she play bridge? I don't have any living grandparents left (haven't for almost 20 years) so I have to live vicariously through yours. Did your relationship with your grandparents inspire you to get into nursing?
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Sudo.. some people are just short..none of those apply to me.. I’m short.. it’s fine..
Ok so your shortness is confirmed in my mind. I'm also glad to hear you are of sound health and not stricken with any lifelong ailments that may affect your health adversely in the future. I bet people always pick you up and throw you in the pool when you're close to one and you're like "OMG DARREN" but you secretly like it. When you build igloos I bet you can get right in there too to pack the snow at the end. Damn, you've definitely got some perks goin on. Are roller coasters safe for you? I think 4 feet and sometimes 4 6 are the cutoffs. I bet if it wasn't and you gave the carney a wink and some eyelash bats and a "puh-leeeese mister carney man sir..." you could get on the ride though. Unless he was racist as I imagine a lot of carney's are. Fuckin sad, travelling around a coutry but being closed off and judgmental of so many people you see no matter where they are. What a country.
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Originally posted by netstat
voted for hiki but it's a close call with the delusional rodent
Speddy doesn't articulate very well so we don't know how thick the layers of delusional defences are. His is also influenced by senility and whatever holes in his brain he's accumulated. Hiki's are literally what he's been doing for years and years to justify his lack of development.
He literally tells himself he's Chinese. So many delusions it's amazing. There are levels to it
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