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  1. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Today is Thursday.

    Light up another one.
  2. Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.---.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-...-.-..-.-..-..-.-.-.-.-.-..-.-..........-............----(b­anned)
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Today is Thursday.

    Light up another one.

    You might need to google the word eve before coming in here with senility
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Hai vinn vinn.. you jelly again ? Lol



    Ot
    Bout 3 more hours guys.. starting on my rounds now :)
  5. Originally posted by Grylls Ye I made scrambled eggs this morning after I fed my little doggie

    But I only hang my africans up at christmas as decorations

    Did you eat eggs today hun?

    Hows little doggie doing? He get doggie pussy! Bet he could be a stud
  6. Sucky sucky fucky fucky love me long woof woof woof woof
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    So, ive been building a really strong bond with one of my coworkers ..she’s a cute blonde, tall.. huge blue eyes...

    We’re randomly calling each other babe !!



    Example::

    Can you grab Mr. Smiths blood pressure for me babe ..

    Eek!

    I’m on lunch tho :)
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Hows little doggie doing? He get doggie pussy! Bet he could be a stud

    He’s doing well but I feel bad about neutering him

    Not just yet, maybe in a couple months
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m happy you guys feel good posting in here .. I’m happy you guys are happy..

    I’m happy too y’all
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    I love my new screensaver..



    Alright friends! Last hour .. let go ..!!

  11. G African Astronaut
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Oh man what a life. I like monkeys and gorillas, they make me happy. Literally sometimes when I'm sad or anxious I'll watch monkeys or other wild animals on youtube and feel better.

    Feel free to quote this post and use it to make fun of me later
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Oh man what a life. I like monkeys and gorillas, they make me happy. Literally sometimes when I'm sad or anxious I'll watch monkeys or other wild animals on youtube and feel better.

    Feel free to quote this post and use it to make fun of me later

    I might try that
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  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I like watching those thievin city monkeys over in that country that has those kind of monkeys,, its some slightly slanty eyed country,, never cared enough to pay attention to what country it was cuz I was only there to see the thievin ass monkeys thieve
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Clocked out 17 minutes late .. last round got crazy ...but I’m freee!!!

    *powerglides out the lot*
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  17. Pisces dude's middle name is Jihad lol
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  18. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Pisces dude's middle name is Jihad lol

    whats so lol about that.
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  19. G African Astronaut
    lol these chicks doing a sloppy version of the "cabbage-patch" "WOP" dance ?!

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  20. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I love my new screensaver..

    That's a wallpaper not a screensaver.

    *pushes glasses back up nose and pats pocket protector to make sure it's still there*
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