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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel like my son has already absorbed trauma, had his perspective changed a few times and triumphed and inherited coping skills that will lead to accumulating resources and leading his compatriots in brave new beneficial directions.

    He carries this responsibility without the slightest inkling of pressure
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Why do u care lil fat boy, supple tits?

    I would pay a woman to say this to me
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Where I grew up there was a gang that made you eat 2 human eyeballs to gain membership, to prove your savageness.

    Called the GATeracts?

    Did memwbers walk aeouns with chains made of eyes?
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I like how there's a labor shortage and inflation and a drop in real wages. It affects the poorest people the most and I've definitely seen the effects. I'm posting this from a restaurant in a strip mall and I can to outside and throw a rock and probably hit a spot where there are about a dozen tents. Last night another homeless guy who apparently lives in a tent across from this encampment tried to buy crack off me because I was driving a vehicle that looks like a black crack dealer would drive. I spend like 500 a week in gas and I cannot fault anyone for stealing at this present time
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley Great post cigreting, good to see you finally putting in some effort.

    He's shy 🤭 but someday he'll come out of his shell 🐢
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Yeah, I'm hard into "slamming" which is porn where a woman slams a door HARD in a man's face, then quickly locks it and tells him to go around while mock crying. Sometimes they're naked, Sometimes not but it's always HOT AND OBSTRUCTIVE
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Remember weed smoker/we smooth/weird sex? He was alright for a non toxic individual, I bet he has a kid now
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Stl got an std
    I'll have my arms do the talkin if ur hands get the best of me
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    57 kilos is gargantuan, are you able to cross bridges without them breaking? When you step on an escalator does it stop and immediately turn into stairs? Do you use a fire hose for a belt?

    No seriously that's skinny, don't puke
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Speaking of Sudo, anybody remember the Texas "Eyeball" serial killer, who would surgically remove the eyes of his victims using an exacto blade, leaving the eyelids perfectly untouched and closed? Then he'd take the eyeballs home and stare at them for awhile, finishing up with eating the eyes raw and whole.

    Just looked him up. Ol Charlie Albright. He was only convicted of one murder and only suspected of two more. Not really worthy of a Wikipedia page if it wasn't for the eyeball eating, maybe that's why he did it in the first place, he didn't want to be a garden variety Sunday morning murderer
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ “I feel really unsupported by the community of people who live inside my head, so I’m always in my feelings. I’m fascinated by my feelings. I know they’re fucking trash, but I guess they’re also the closest thing I have to a real father. My therapist says that if I keep drinking manatee piss, I won’t make it past 25. Common sense, I guess. But am I listening? [The silence was broken by the sound of a gong.]”

    I can't thank this post enough
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm so fucking tired and beat.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This is the most I've ever seen you type and it's about me and your imagination. I like
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka cig is a rapist?

    He has admitted to being convicted of a sex offense before but won't go into specifics
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting Ive slamed more sluts then you will in your pathetic ginger life

    Now go pay your girlfriends kids bills you faggot cuck

    Being convicted of a sexual offense isn't the same as "slamming sluts"

    You kind of have to either be an incel or pretend you're slayin the pussy, you can't do both and it appears the choice was already made for you
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I gay or gay not have purchased a sword cane today at an army surplus store along with some ammo crates, smoke grenades, a cast iron pan and heavily implied I would like some 7.62x39s. I like how in thr states they have "swap meets" and tax free shit like that where they have anything goes bazaars and shit. That local merchant trading is good for the economy and actually minutely combats inflation. Your grandma doing a yard sale is good for the world and definitely good for the local yarn economy
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Marvelous Mister Quail
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting Fuk em n chuk em. Me old adage in me younger days. Now its just laugh then ignore.

    Who are you trying to convince? You went your 20s sexless, trust me everybody laughs at you
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Arm Leg Leg Arm Head
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson back in the old days you actually had to be with someone for them to "leave you"…Not sure how that works when you only ever text with them.

    "He left me...on read"
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