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2018-10-02 at 3:55 AM UTC in the mandela effect

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

The decameron are all Christian stories (although they seem extrmely progressively Christian for the 1200s) and are fucking awesome and entertaining stories. Somebody boccelli or something wrote them and he was a fucking G.

2018-10-02 at 3:45 AM UTC in the mandela effect

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by ohfralala Right well the books were written by C.S. Lewis who was notoriously religious in his writings.

Really? Next you're gonna tell me the Pope is Catholic

2018-10-02 at 3:44 AM UTC in the mandela effect

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

I remember talking to proots about the little prince, his mother was a children's librarian or something. I liked proots he was too good for this place. That comic enter made of the girl playing with herself to pics of proots nose may have been the only objectively funny thing he ever did

Fuck this thread has been a stroll down memory lane. I'd better stop before I get raped in the dark alley again

2018-10-02 at 3:34 AM UTC in the mandela effect

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

I read the chronicles of Narnia as a kid and remember they got progressively weirder and preachier. I think the last one was literally called "the last crusade" but I remember the voyage of the dawn treader was my favorite

Anyone here ever read "the little Prince?" Fuck I loved that book, I think it was originally French but it was the most beautiful fucking children's book ever.

I will always, always always remember the kid going to a planet with a man sitting at a table drinking and asking why he's drinking.

"I drink because I'm depressed"
"Why are you depressed?"
"In depressed because I drink"

It seems a little ham fisted and as I've grown older I've realized this is basically a metaphor for suffering, the industrial revolution and the rise of populism. Also alcohol.

I remember when I was a kid my mom took me to a free play we thought was "the little prince" but it was "the little lame prince" about a prince with broken legs and a bird for a friend

Thank you mmq for conjuring up these memories in my head. You're a good person

2018-10-02 at 3:15 AM UTC in the mandela effect

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Didn't read, saw the dick, skimmed over the mudvayne songs to tell you the "Mandela effect" is the stupidest fucking thing ever created by culture anywhere ever. Who the fuck thinks Nelson Mandela died in jail? You'd have to be a complete fucking faggot to think that; he would be an entirely inconsequential person if he did. Name another human rights activist that died in jail (besides the chink who died last year and even I don't remember their name)...you fucking can't because no one gives a shit if they do

Are there actually people who think that? It should be called the "empire effect" which sounds way better and should be about how everyone thinks darth Vader said "luke...I am your father" in the Empire strikes back but he clearly did not if you actually watch the movie

Fuck you Bill Krozby for perpetuating this stupid phrase. Fuck your short warped dick too

2018-10-02 at 2:57 AM UTC in Scron didn't buy me potato chips

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

I like the cute dynamics of your relationship. It's strange but I bet it works

2018-10-02 at 2:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

My life is going to suck into the new year but it's my own fault. I guess you'll be seeing me for the next 4 months or so. Luckily I'm awesome and love you all

2018-10-02 at 2:49 AM UTC in Is there a cringier person on the internet than infinityshock?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by -SpectraL His account was cloned by TheDarkRodent on totseans, with Dfg's knowledge and permission. That wasn't the real DaGuru posting there.

No it was mostly Ohio specific boards and football boards. One for happily married people as well I remember to do with relationship stuff. I could probably find them if I looked hard enough and cared enough. I imagine you don't talk to him anymore

2018-10-02 at 2:46 AM UTC in Single moms are the bane of society (some peoples kids)

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

When I was a kid I used to go in people's houses and think they were just showing off in front of company. I'd figure when I left they'd immediately start fighting and everything would fall apart. Everything seemed like a mansion too

2018-10-02 at 2:27 AM UTC in Single moms are the bane of society (some peoples kids)

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by mmQ Yeah I'm certainly not saying they're objectively bad people or whatever. They're just usually fucked up in the head, but I don't disagree. Doesn't mean they can't be a good time or capable of a semi-normal relationship. At the end of the day a lovey dovey white picket facebook tier professional family photo relationship is way shittier. Who the fuck wants to live like that ? Well a lot of people obviously but that'll never be my cup of tea. Doesn't mean I couldn't settle down but I need some drama, fighting, doing drugs before family gatherings, shit that makes you feel ALIVE, not the fake rainbows and sunshine BS.

I literally can't relate to that at all. That ship was never in my harbour. I don't understand it at all, I really don't, being in people's houses who display those kind of traits make me very uncomfortable and nervous. It's like I'm in a museum I don't like and there are valuable statue heads all around my elbows I'm going to knock over. I don't understand how they can call themselves human and what they think the world is really like. God bless them tho, I wish them the best I just don't understand and probably will only someday in a theoretical way

2018-10-02 at 2:22 AM UTC in Is there a cringier person on the internet than infinityshock?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by -SpectraL DaGuru described this perverted circlejerk club as "a sparrow spiraling toward earth with only one viable wing".

How poetic. DaGuru really only posted about how "corrupt" "the administration" "was" apart from a few threads about football. He was also pretty rapey. He seemed to enjoy posting though and he was entertaining until all those smilies and herping derping and slobbering gave you a yawning headache to read. He was great in small doses but got tired pretty quick. I imagine he's moved on to bigger and better things now. I found some other websites he used to post on and his style was fucking exactly the same, it was hilarious. Bless that weird man from Ohio, I hope he's still alive for lilGurus sake

2018-10-02 at 2:14 AM UTC in Single moms are the bane of society (some peoples kids)

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Dte is such a bitter kraft single mom it's not funny. I'm all about single moms tho. My single mom raised me and I turned out fucking emotionally unstable and incarcerated. All things considered it could have been a LOT worse. Kr0zs daughter worse....

2018-10-02 at 1:50 AM UTC in Is there a cringier person on the internet than infinityshock?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by -SpectraL What's really sad is people who would actually ban other people just because they can't take it. Now, that's what's sad and pathetic. DaGuru called them The Fun Bunch. Just a pack of sad, pathetic, circlejerking cowards at heart. Spineless. To be pitied, really.

There was some banning for hurt feelings on zoklet and that was pathetic but kinda funny.

Tell me more about DaGuru

2018-10-02 at 1:47 AM UTC in Single moms are the bane of society (some peoples kids)

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby bromo I don't even know who you are so tl/dr come back at me when you gain a sack and a brain, then call me, but you won't because youre an assclown that likes to talk out of her asshole.

This is like what a fat bitch with a grade 6 education would type on Facebook. You and I both know you read at least the first two paragraphs.

I think you may be losing your mind Bill Krozby. I don't know what you can do about this, you might be too late

2018-10-02 at 1:43 AM UTC in Is there a cringier person on the internet than infinityshock?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by Mewsik Turrets posting .. Just not funny

OT: No, infinity is not the most cringy .. Turrets in any form does not make me Cringe more than a couple of times.

Those nasty ass posters who post about young children in a sexual manner or post photos are the most cringy - When they post their creepy fucking shit, I wish infinity was real and for hire to do the mind numbing turret shit to those posters in real life ….

I used to get angry and find it disgusting but now I'm just kinda numb to it. On intosanctuary there would be flood of actual nightmare inducing cp spammed and flooded into every thread. I still have PTSD. Now someone typing 'yum I love going to kiddie pools' or something I kind of tell myself it's just the internet and pretend they're just being edgy. I make jokes like that with my friends sometimes but obviously not that far.

Cringey is kinda just pathetic and awkward. Kid fucking is more anger inducing. I literally will not even watch Pittsburgh Steelers games because it makes me mad Ben rapeahamburger is still playing. Somehow it doesn't bother me so much on here tho.

Infinityshock is just pathetic and awkward though. It's just a sad gimmick but it's all he has, he should be banned for massively fagging up any thread he touches but it's doing his a service to allow him to vent his frustration at his horrible, boring, sad and mediocre life. We're all he has.

2018-10-02 at 12:54 AM UTC in Smart feller or fart smeller

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Are you my grandmother?

2018-10-02 at 12:54 AM UTC in Single moms are the bane of society (some peoples kids)

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

You are not a good influence in anyone's life but your daughters and you neglect her.

Your daughter walks by slack jawed fuckbois and wonders "is that my dad? I know he's a faggot but is he that specific faggot?"

If you were half a man you'd try to be in your daughters life instead of substituting her for other lost children. Your daughter has moved on though but the wounds remain. You're too selfish and immature to be a father, don't form any attachments with other unfit mothers in your community. I suggest trying to find a girl who isn't as damaged and immature as you who has a nurturing side and is stupid and naive enough to see you as a "project" and failing that just kill yourself already faggot

2018-10-02 at 12:43 AM UTC in It's nice to know that even though I'm not ever loved for who I am but at least be loved by women what bring me what I want

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

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Bill Krozby

2018-10-01 at 8:36 PM UTC in Do you think you're better off alone?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

No I definitely need supervision. Sometimes I'm happier by myself and sometimes I'm lonely af with other people but I'm pretty codependent tbh. I need someone to curtail my bad choices

2018-10-01 at 8:31 PM UTC in I woke up hungover as fuck so I took some GHB and xanax and started drinking, how is your monday morning?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by gadzooks How so?

Because I OD'd on noopept.

I'm half kidding. It was more of an anxiety/panic attack that arose organically, but was exacerbated by too much noopept.

Because you're Zanick tier

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