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2018-10-18 at 4:21 AM UTC in Is everyone fat?I weigh 62 watts
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2018-10-18 at 4:15 AM UTC in Toilet training a miniature pomeranian is hell.What kind of beta faggot has miniature Pomeranians? That's no less gay than sucking actual penis except you claim overship of those furby rats every day so you're basically just announcing to the world you're a beta cuck who identifies with the gayest creatures God ever accidentally made.
For your sake I hope you're actually a homosexual as it would be substantially less embarrassing than to masquerade as a heterosexual prancing around with disgustingly dainty furry rats.
Literally everyone looks down on you -
2018-10-18 at 2:40 AM UTC in You know how Kebab has this sand nigger yell ALLAHU AHKBAR when it's time to pray?The prophet was the last one. There will literally never be another prophet and he foresaw that 1400 years ago. That still blows my mind. There will never be another person who people believe is a messenger from God. The prophet foresaw that which is absolutely nuts. He was a very enlightened man who held no qualms about himself and what he was doing. Jesus was an awesome guy but his story has been so corrupted and is used present yourself as holier than thou. Nothing against Jesus, he changed the way people think but the prophet showed how to make a spiritually based society. He gave way to an age of enlightenment and innovation that changed the middle East and the rest of the world.
If he was around today he'd be pretty upset with the divisions that have developed but I'm sure he'd have a decent solution.
Islam is an honest religion to me. Way more than Christianity, Islam accepts the shortcomings of mankind and seeks to rectify them which is something anyone can aspire to. Christianity is literally based on a false pretence and if Jesus is really the son of God you're worshipping an alien -
2018-10-18 at 1:22 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
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2018-10-18 at 1:19 AM UTC in I'm so glad I sexually harassed sploo into the depths of a shitty drug addiction
Originally posted by DontTellEm What kinda stuff did u do to sexually harrass him?
I would send him pictures of me telling him I'm going to make him my prison wife and force him to pee sitting down. Threatened to kill his father and marry his mother so I can abuse him all my own. Told him no one will ever love him like I will etc etc etc -
2018-10-18 at 1 AM UTC in I'm so glad I sexually harassed sploo into the depths of a shitty drug addictionProve me wrong
He's literally afraid to leave his parents basement -
2018-10-18 at 12:59 AM UTC in Toilet training a miniature pomeranian is hell.Kill yourself you have an abomination for a pet. Darwin would personally strangle each and every one on the planet to speed up natural selection
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2018-10-17 at 3:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionWas Jim Henson heavily influenced by LSD? It's hard to imagine he wasn't.
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2018-10-17 at 3:08 PM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himselfI don't really get it. I hate the mra victimy aspect from the other side liek omg women have too much power they can just say things and ppl believe them omg. Like fuck off, you grabbed her butt get over it you fucking victim
What is noteworthy is that men have been using their position in the world to exploit women for literally millenia. What about Henry the 8th? Dingus Khan? Humphrey Bogart? It's pretty much established any guy with any kind of libido will do this. It's not important to specifically shame guys for doing what guys do. I don't think I'll ever be #metoo d but I have been extremely disrespectful to women I thought were undeserving of respect before. The conversation should be to do with what to do with the information, specifically how it can still lead to productivity and less of a gender imbalance in the workplace and maintain maximum efficiency due to the ass grabbing ratio (nice buns hun x aggressive males/women's mock outrage) reaching maximum productivity.
And leave comedians alone.
Fuck I started this post and forgot about it so I'll just leave it here -
2018-10-17 at 11:03 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himselfSploo you fake edgy autistic faggot go kill yourself
Now when you choke yourself with your starter fluid huffing rag and tearfully cut yourself with rubics cube shards I can take credit for it. -
2018-10-16 at 8:25 PM UTC in You know how Kebab has this sand nigger yell ALLAHU AHKBAR when it's time to pray?
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2018-10-16 at 8:24 PM UTC in The following countries are white;
Originally posted by Ghost The people on this forum too afraid to show their face aren't doing it because "MUH PI"
It's because they aren't white and they know as soon as they do they will get called out for being handsome and well tanned individuals.
Like RisiR the 'German Carpet Salesman' which sounds like something straight out of Arabian Nights.
You've seen me in tinychat before. You can't get much whiter and sexier than me.
Risir hasn't posted in a while I wonder if he had syncan withdrawal psychosis -
2018-10-16 at 8:21 PM UTC in You know how Kebab has this sand nigger yell ALLAHU AHKBAR when it's time to pray?
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2018-10-16 at 8:17 PM UTC in The following countries are white;
Originally posted by Ghost LOL
They don't call them the niggers of Europe for nothing.
https://owlcation.com/stem/Irish-Blood-Genetic-Identity
Analysis of the remains of a 5,200 year-old Irish farmer suggested that the population of Ireland at that time was closely genetically related to the modern-day populations of southern Europe, especially Spain and Sardinia. Her ancestors, however, originally migrated from the Middle East, the cradle of agriculture.
Also I forgot Denmark, they are white but places like Finland are not white, they are clearly Asians.
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2018-10-16 at 8:13 PM UTC in You know how Kebab has this sand nigger yell ALLAHU AHKBAR when it's time to pray?
Originally posted by Sophie The reason is that the Quran tries it god damned hardest to look like Judaism and a legitimate successor to the bible.
It's basically the old testament re-written for AY-RABS. The new testament has a lot less of what you are describing.
Merchants turned warlord make for shitty prophets.
Yeah, old Mo was an ill-iterate[sic] fucktard while the bible was written by scholarly people who had a fundamental understanding of the teachings they were trying to convey.
The old and new testament are a collection of hot takes by the various authors. Point being, i realize this but i can still find value in it's teachings. However muslims don't look at the Quran in the same way. Also, every religion asks you to believe in magic.
If it tries to run society government style, it's not a religion it's an ideology. I guess my biggest problem with the Quran is muslims. And what the fuck is up with the hadiths anyway?
The new testament is like 100 pages long and is like 8 people telling the same story. For someone so important there's so little and such a ridiculous story. For people to put so much weight on the words of a guy who the only thing anyone can agree on is he lived and died it's pretty silly. Meanwhile the prophet took over the known world and fucked rekt jedis.
He is and will always be the last prophet. It's actually crazy how he knew that all things considered but he definitely will be. Maybe his ego got in the way of some shit and he was pretty cold sometimes (one hadith in particular about a captured woman running around and looking for her child which the prophet uses to describe God's love has always bothered me) but he was based as fuck and sought to create a spiritually based society. He unified the middle East and essentially created a mini industrial enlightenment revolution.
The problem is those who came after him. The prophet died suddenly and although he lived long af for that time everyone thought he was so powerful they didn't expect him to ever die. But he did and he didn't magically rise from the dead because this actually happened.
Muslims are a problem in some ways. Hadiths are interesting but have to be taken in context, same as everything else in a religion. He would be furious if he saw how Muslims revere him now and literally worship his fingers and toenails.
I have had good experiences with Muslims in my life, even ones who just convert because they're in prison and want better food. Muslims to me are a pretty genuine lot who believe in community and fraternity. I'm sure not all are like that and I have issues with many things people do in the name of Islam but thats the same for religion in general.
Muslim scholars are intelligent people (and the Quran literally describes cell division and mitosis) but "Christian scientists" are herp derping slobberers that are basically a joke and try to prove magic is real and dinosaurs are just figments of our imagination -
2018-10-16 at 7:45 PM UTC in The following countries are white;Have you never heard of Scandinavia?
Australia is infested with chinks and abbos.
France, Germany Holland Luxemburg etc are white as well.
Being white doesn't make a great country. Scotland and Ireland are whiter than Britain -
2018-10-16 at 7:43 PM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himselfMalice killed himself because he was brown and never went outside. Typing mean things to someone incapable of empathy over the internet had nothing to do with it and I don't recall you even cyberbullying him. You just want validation for your basement dwelling fake weed and starter fluid huffing bubble yum life. You have no power over anything. Post screenshots of you successfully cyber bullying him or forever remain a victim
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2018-10-16 at 3:18 PM UTC in You know how Kebab has this sand nigger yell ALLAHU AHKBAR when it's time to pray?
Originally posted by Sophie Nasheeds are indeed objectively beautiful. But so are Gregorian chants.
Didn't say anything about the Islamic poets or philosophers. The Quran just fucking sucks.
Why does the Quran suck? A ton of it is retelling the old testament for unknown reasons. It's more overtly allegorical and extrapolates on the tales. It's also more dynamic that the bible with more firey imagery.
The worst thing about it (and monotheistic religions altogether) is how insecure the deity appears to be. So much in the Quran is about how bad it is to be a lapsed Muslim or how bad people who talk ill of God are. How their tongues will be burned out and they'll suffer 10,000 thunderbolts for going against God. How infidels are so terrible and everything like get over yourself ykno.
The Quran was written in the context of a war by a man who had conquered everywhere he had set foot in. It also needs to be remembered that it's been essentially unchanged and at best the prophet had a very cursory understanding of literacy.
The bible was written collectively by dozens of people abridged and proofed over hundreds and hundreds of years and it's still mad contradictory. Many psalms are garbage and it goes into needless detail and things nobody gives a shit about. It involves taking ridiculous things completely seriously and basically tells you to believe in magic.
The Quran is an expansion in a way but it puts religion itself into context and emphasises on the spirit of monotheism and what to do about it in a societal context. -
2018-10-16 at 3:05 PM UTC in SpectraL
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2018-10-16 at 4:40 AM UTC in LSD's PI and family PIHe was such a fucking faggot I really hope he got his head kicked in over $20 worth or roxys or something
