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2019-05-12 at 2:39 PM UTC in how important is a thigh gap to youGirls rub their thighs when their horny because they're literally bumblebees
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2019-05-12 at 2:37 PM UTC in Pedo appreciation threadThe older I've gotten the more my appetite for young girls (18+) has grown. I could draw a converging graph showing my chronological age vs the median age of girls I desire but I'm scared it will show the point where it gets me arrested
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2019-05-12 at 2:34 PM UTC in I found my old copy of the sims 1I love the Sims it's actually a transcendental game. Been so long since I played it. Isn't it available on ps4 or something now?
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2019-05-12 at 1:50 PM UTC in Happy Mothers DayMilf porn thread go!
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2019-05-12 at 1:46 PM UTC in How do you even host a website like Wall Street Market or Silk Road or even Daily Stormer?You have to create the website with cURL don't you?
Me and my friend were tryin to figure out how you would create and have a basically illegal app for your phone and it seemed way harder than a website -
2019-05-12 at 1:43 PM UTC in Happy turn greeting cards into shekels day!
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2019-05-12 at 1:38 PM UTC in Happy turn greeting cards into shekels day!Don't worry I already wished your mom a happy mothers day. All over her face
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2019-05-12 at 1:33 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. He's a good person & I wish I could be a good person for him.
You should be a good person for yourself first then for your kid then maybe for some guy who knocked you up. Don't do things for other people, do things for yourself and if they correlate well with other people's then that's a bonus
Originally posted by CandyRein
There’s no way I could pay you back
But my plan is to show you that I understand
You are appreciated ❤️💥
Even tho you was a crack fiieeeeeeend mama
Ya always was a black queeeeeeeeeen mama -
2019-05-12 at 5:38 AM UTC in How many times have you been arrested?no but I have been well rested before and it was splendid, especially after drinking 8 cups of water the times when I'm not running to the bathroom in the middle of the night I think I'm well rested
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2019-05-12 at 4:41 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
Originally posted by DontTellEm Why do u love ur ex gf nigger?
I don't think I love her but she loves me. She knows me kinda well and just genuinely wants good things for me. She's young and dumb and likes rough sex and talks to me about my problems then cries and fumbles at my cock, it's kinda cute.
why do you love your baby daddy u harlot? -
2019-05-12 at 4:13 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the momentIm thinking about how my life is going to get better as long as I don't lose my mind and manage to stay out of jail and don't hang out with my dumber friends even though I love them. I'm thinking about how I know I'm going to be with my ex gf for a little while and she'll help keep me out of trouble. I need to work on a few things
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2019-05-12 at 4:02 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by hydromorphone Okay, I have to get this off my chest. I came back to visit my "mother" for mother's day (she begged me to, and I said fuck it, I've been sick with a cold, it'd be nice to sleep in a bed for a couple days). She got diagnosed with anal cancer (fitting because she's an asshole) and they put a colostomy bag on her.
She literally has dried shit all over her bathroom floor, that's been there forever. I thought it was cat shit since her cat shits and pisses everywhere and she's in denial about it. I asked to borrow a fan last night since it was hot and she doesn't have AC. Lo and behold, I'm told today that the giant brown splatter stains at the bottom are dried shit she was "too sick" to clean up.
There are rat droppings in the cabinets, and utensil drawer. The house is a cluttered cluster fuck. She went out today and yesterday and bought MORE shit at a thrift store and the flea market… likeep wtf?
I could be living here, but I left this shit exactly because of this. There was so much cat fur on my bed I literally woke up unable to breath. I truly have no regrets about sleeping on the streets. It's cleaner, it's less bullshit, and fuck, less bitching, which she birches about EVERYTHING. Then has the nerve to say she has to be careful about staying clean and not getting sick because of her doing her first round of chemo, and starting radiation. She goes on about how much her "friends" help her… they ve done nothing except buy pills, when not two months ago she said how awful it'd be of a person to just live on selling pills… SHE'S NOT like that… well, yes she is now. (She was saying that low key to give me shit for what I have to do to survive.)
Dude, I came home unable to walk barely in a wheelchair, not able to go anywhere in the house even with my walker. I fell so many times and was told by her "make room". The second I went to move shit I got yelled at not to break her precious junk.
I hope the cancer kills her and she suffers for a long while, while it does. I resent and hate this woman so much. Her friends come over and I'm told to "get up" and leave the room. Over my grandmother's house, my grandmother's friend brings a dog over that's supposed to be her "service dog" (she wanted to tell me the laws on service animals when I literally trained dogs to assist people for anxiety and mobility for over 8 years) and I was yelled at because the dog "doesn't like your cane" it kept barking and when I turned to walk away it bit me. Nobody gave a fuck I was bleeding, and can't afford another infection from a dog bit… (it was a chihuahua lol fucking ankle biting pieces of shit that shouldn't even be considered dogs).
I fucking hate this whole fucking mother's day holiday bullshit. I'm glad the cunt has cancer, and glad I got a good reminder of why I'm homeless and on the streets. People on the streets, in the worst part of the city, people who sell me drugs, pepole who rob and mug for a living ARE NICER, POLITER, KINDER, AND MORE CARING THAN MY MOTHER HAS EVER BEEN TOWARD ME. anything "nice"she's ever done has been to make herself look good. She goes on about "I've done this and that blah blah blah" but she doesn't listen or care about how others feel or think. She gets very defensive and has harsh outburst of anger and agression. You can't ever tell her the truth. She's too self absorbed anyway. I also think she's experiencing steroid psychosis (they had to IV her dexamethasone last week) and she takes offense and flips out further. I told her so she could bring it up to her doctor, and maybe they could lower the dose and or try another steroid if she needs it again, but she'll deny flipping out over not being able to remember where a fast food resturant is at, and the phone she's bogged down with apps from taking too long to load directions, and then blames me for it taking too long, screaming obscenities at me as she drives like a lunatic… she also might have alzhiemers too. Fuck her. Thank god I'm gonna be getting away from this tomorrow.
one day your children will say the same about you if they ever even meet you -
2019-05-12 at 1:10 AM UTC in Spit In Your MouthWaterboard based poetry is my favorite new art form
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2019-05-11 at 6:42 PM UTC in Nope not anymore
Originally posted by Thotgirl I didn't start off as a whore or sugarbaby. I started off my career in scumbaggery as a sales agent for a corrupt cable company. I pulled all kinds of shit and made good money then after awhile i was moved to another project for an email provider that rhymes with lol. I was a collector and a retention agent my income got cut in half so i decided fuck ill follow my dreams and write manga well turns out people just wanna she characters fuck. Made 3 blogs drew dirty pics for commissions. Wasnt as much money i started with but i was comfortable alfred was fed then tumblr had the nsfw purge that was where my fanbase was tried patreon with little success moved to a third project bonus gone had to turn to sugaring.
Have you never done stripping? -
2019-05-11 at 6:27 PM UTC in Someone just donated to me to write ghost eroticaThe sex scenes are like 2.5 seconds of ghost rape during which the girl won't stfu. If I was a casperphile I'd like full on ghostbanging where a train is ran on her by the members of lynard skynard who died in the crash.
It's better than I thought but needs to be longer and rougher I think. Make the ghost torture her playfully until she screams for ghost cock -
2019-05-11 at 6:12 PM UTC in Someone just donated to me to write ghost eroticaAre you going to post the ghost erotica afterwards? If you want some pointers on how to write good erotica search for the thread "the real reason §m£ÂgØL hitchhikes everywhere"
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2019-05-11 at 6:08 PM UTC in Someone just donated to me to write ghost erotica
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2019-05-11 at 5:41 PM UTC in What if they don't like me?I remember I was in tinychat once and you said you were going to the park to act suspicious and not talk to anyone. When you came back a while later you said you definitely mean mugged a bunch of children
It made me love you -
2019-05-11 at 5:39 PM UTC in Someone just donated to me to write ghost eroticaCan you write me some Julian assange themed erotica?
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2019-05-11 at 5:34 PM UTC in Roommates watch ridiculousnessIf there was a podcast that just played chanel west coast's laugh in an endless loop I would listen to it everyday
Rob dyrdick is such a cringey hack.