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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Dude just call her your gf, where does the "fake" part come into it? She's real.

    Because they have never met so their relationship is based on a pretence that they do not know exists. Op is literally big Ed from 90 day fiancé except much gayer
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Antifa Member This turned me on

    Part of the first paragraph, all of the third and beginning of fourth did it for me. Although imagining a squirmy Lil struggle does Tickle me right
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Reminds of all those lib retards that watched "Gangs of New York" back in the day

    "Oh wow gaiz isn't it ironic those white people call themselves the Native Americans even though they weren't the first people there?"

    No it's not fucking ironic. They were native Americans. Americans are by definition white English speakers who brought civilization to the continent. Indians could not be considered native Americans because…. they're not Americans.

    So stupid I Thought this was an infinityshock post.

    Gangs of New York spawned an inside joke/game with me and my friend where we would yell "father theres a nigger in your church" in public places similar to the "penis game"
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley IF you or any man ever choked me, I would slip out of your hands before i passed out and stab you with one of my knifes or hit you so many times in the throat, it'll feel like you're still gasping for air while I"m throwing on my pants and grabbing your wallet and phone and getting the fuck out of there.

    The fuck you mean, if I tell you not to do something because I don't like it and made that clear, I'mma bounce immediately and if I can't leave, I'mma hurt you until you let me leave. I swear this on every ancestor I have ever had and will ever have.

    You don't want to hurt me, because I like to hurt people who hurt me a lot.

    I'll choke you though if you're into that, but I have arthritis so I normally tell my sex partners, I"mma lay on you with my forearm over your windpipe. If you can't breath move your head/neck as hard as you can to the left or the right, so that way my forearm isn't pressing your neck.

    These people want to be choked, I don't want to ever be hurt by anyone unless it's emotionally. If you put your hands around my throat, I'd frea kthe fuck out super bad and probably grab your wrists and move them to your face and tell you No. The secondo time I"d go for your eyes and God Won't Protect you if I feel like I can't stop choking from your grasp, cuz that's when you're gonna get hurt pretty bad bud.

    What chill out Lil bromo I didn't think my sexy death asfixiation would trigger you so badly. Have you ever heard of Bruce MacArthur? He's basically a Toronto Bear who used to rape scron after they met on silverdaddies.com.

    Putting your elbow on someone's windpipe could be enticing though, and it leaves your hands open to put a gun to my head while you jack me off and whisper in my ear how I'm a piece of shit who's going to die. I never thought of that before (as I am about 200lbs and do not have arthritis or fuck people with ham necks that can support my weight) and am intrigued.

    I'll pay you $35 to people's elbow my neck while casually drinking beer and watching old episodes of "the weakest link" out the corner of my eye so I can imagine it's the host doing it to me.

    Afterwards I'll sit on your face and Tickle your atoms apple with my taint until you spell the safe word in my sphincter (Chrysanthemum). If none of this turns you on I'm revoking your gay credentials and you're going back to the closet to rethink your approach. You need to learn how to be a team player Brewer. You think Paul Molitor or Ryan Braun would ever turn down a game of rapey chokey? Get fucking real kid who do you think you are?
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You're the brown guy from the Mr. Show sketch where they start off planning a terrorist attack then play carribean queen by Billy ocean from an RV in the desert.
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump 2016 A New Hope
    2020 The Empire Strikes back
    2024 Return of the Jedi

    Kosher Kushner 2024
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai So is this just the retarded thread for the politricks subforum?

    Its building a case for Polecats permanent institutionalization
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Reminder: micks stole the emerald isle from the druids

    Too bad they could only cast spells of alcoholism and tiny genitalia
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'll give OP a hard minecraft server all nite long
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I like big soy and only voted that he is a cuckold who would like watching his significant other getting fucked by nigge4s because he probably does and has engaged in that kind of sexual exploration. I myself am kind of guilty of poking fun at him Inna way that could be construed as "kink shaming" but I genuinely enjoy when he describes his exploits and find them amusing.

    He also trolls a lot if you haven't noticed and if you take everything he types at face value you are dumb af
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *while screwing on silencer*

    "Sorry I have to kill you. It's really nothing personal, you understand."

    sfft… sffftt… sffft…

    I would not kill you. I would instead bring you gifts. I know that's exactly what someone who would plan to kill you would say
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I don't hate anyone on the internet. I might feel obliged to kill some of you were we to interact in a face to face capacity but trust me that it is nothing personal or malicious
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley Come to Milwaukee, Wisconsin and if you give me 100$ and are a standard man, I will fuck you for an hour. 40$ an hour if you're cool. and free if you just bring some drugs. BUt it will be at least 140$ and some drugs.

    If you bring a second person I am not interested.

    How much just to choke you while youre naked? No pnstration and plenty of brugs involved. Choked very hard and pleads to stop as well please
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley You're a little bitch who should stop making more loser like yourself.

    Ok 9 more kys and I'm doing it
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Inaugurapist
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If I was slightly more autistic I'd write a paper tying Jane Buddhism to antinatalism but alas I also have adhd and a hillbillies vocabulary. Somebody kill me
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is this a safe space? It feels safe to me. I could just snuggle right up here
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Gay and in prism
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's very sad and unfortunate
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley Is the 3 year old your kid

    No but his first word was calling me dad and he worships the ground I walk on
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