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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    In the process of getting me license back I got a new expensive ass truck for work and shit. Last night I got pulled over and charged with driving while prohibited (likely 90 day sentence) and got my truck impounded for 30 days. They also gave me an undertaking requiring me to stay in the province ffs. The crazy thing is I knew something bad was gonna happen. I honestly did and was telling myself and others that. I could elaborate on the whole story but just believe that God and Karma are real and should be respected. Fuck I want my truck back
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal what a legend

    He's got a pretty darn fantastical history and has managed to combine gender manipulation with physically sucking as hard as humanely/dragonly possible
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Whenever I match with bitches on bumble I always forget I'm supposed to give a fuck about them and message back quickly. I talked to this girl the other day and told her I wanted her for a farm hand on my emu ranch and she literally said "hahaha omg so random" when I was really just trying to entertain myself because everything else about her was so boring. Then we continued talking with 3-6 hour pauses between my messages until she finally stopped responding because I guess it was obvious Idgaf. Would still have aggressively banged her butt but it was hard to pretend I thought that would make me any happier
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm convinced the old ladies at the two major supermarkets I steal from allow me to do it because they see me come in with kids and think I'm struggling. One woman watches me like a hawk after I absconded with half the store one time
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    AYO I DISNT READ ANYTHING BEYOND THE TITLE AND NOT EVEN ALL OF THAT BUT OP MAKES SOME REALLY GOOD POINTZ LETS HANG ON HIS EVERY WORD
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This thread made me sadder
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This thread made me feel a little bit happier
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Holy fuck your last thread about hot guys with ugly girls was super gay and cringe and NOW WITH THE TITLE ALONE YOU HAVE SURPASSED YOUR OWN STAGGERING LOVE OF COCK

    please preface even your thread titles with trigger warnings for massive homoerotic faggotry
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Trolling Facebook gives me so much cancer. Facebook itself is cancerous. So are phones. So is life
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Also thank you for reminding me of the secret cow level
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Idk how good my microphone is I still have to set it up for streaming on yt but I'll let y'all know with a vocaroo when I get it going

    I'm trying to get up a ghetto push to talk I literally have a mic like a microphone 🎤 not like a headset or blue yeti 🎙️

    I was just going to yell into a phone. If it carries on more than a few times I'll figure out a better method
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Emo TVs series 3/10

    I remember I liked one of the characters and one of the premises but yes, it was somehow all an allegory for puberty
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Also OP is super home erotic, I'm not sure what the point is and I couldn't get past ALL THE GAY EROTICA IMAGERY. literally describing his friends father in a way that telegraphs the wild fantasies he's had about him

    Maybe it was written by a woman, idk whoever wrote it is super thirsty for cock that's for sure Holy FUCK
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting Guy is spot on. That's why I always laugh about women bragging about being pregnant like it's an accomplishment. All they have to do is go out in public or make one phone call and some guy will come over there and blow a load in them and they'll be on assistance forever, then go to college for free on my dime…But remember, according to the government and society, life is unfair for women

    Have you had sex yet since I last asked you like 6 months ago?
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    OP is the size of a large kitchen appliance
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Are we gonna do a dam podcast or what? All we gotta do is have some people download clubhouse it's fuckin simple. I'll host it if everyone else is a FUCKING FRAIDY CAT although I have a horrible memory so I wouldn't rely on me at all. Who tf is actually down? The first one can just be me and mmq describing shadow puppets that we make in our respective bedrooms but after that I know it'll grow. It just takes 2 people to not be faggots to kick it off
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce That's not legal that's just less regulation.

    I believe any regulation is wrong

    Do you think the "free market" would "fix" fentanyl or should that be legalized and controlled to only be used in a medical setting or "thug lyfe yolo 1234 everybody hit the floor?" I know which one sounds more fun
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Health Canada granted an exemption from the Controlled Drugs and Substances Act to the Province of B.C. This is effective from January 31, 2023 to January 31, 2026.

    Under this exemption, adults (18 years and older) in B.C. are not arrested or charged for possessing small amounts of certain illegal drugs for personal use. The illegal drugs covered by the exemption are:

    Opioids (such as heroin, morphine, and fentanyl)
    Crack and powder cocaine
    Methamphetamine (Meth)
    MDMA (Ecstasy)
    Adults found in personal possession of any combination of these illegal drugs that adds up to a combined total of 2.5 grams or less are not subject to criminal charges and the drugs are not seized. Instead, they are offered information about health and social supports. This includes support with making a referral to local treatment and recovery services, if requested.

    https://www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/overdose/decriminalization

    Yeah bc made news like a year ago when they decriminalized on a trial basis but more of a non prosecution policy. It is extremely different from Canada wide legalization.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    He didn't die although I wonder if Rizzo did by now
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Lanny I didn’t realize you could still get benzos on the clearnet. I bought like 5g of etiz years ago thinking that shit was going away and somehow managed not to ruin my life with it. Have a recommendation on a vendor?

    Try emailing jpeterson@kermitvoice.com but be careful, they're so addictive you might find yourself in a Russian coma
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