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2021-10-20 at 8:09 PM UTC in A pair of shoes for your on-the-go lifestyleHoly ruck I literally bought my baby mammer these uggs yesterday except they looked like polar fleece with clear zee through water resistant coating
Nice fuxking target marketing bud but I'm way ahead of you -
2021-10-20 at 8:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionAt least 30% of the posts I've made on this site have been made while driving with my knees. It would be much safer if scientists would invent a phone in which you could type with your knees
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2021-10-20 at 8:04 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI did more hugs in prism than I do now but I haven't worked on any emotional or mental health issues so I'm just empty alldatyme.
I have two lawsuits pending and I think I'm gonna get paidddd.
I'm so close to fdinishizing my dagree I'm actually excited.
Someone very close to me is getting surgery tomorrow and I am norvus
I think early next year I'm going to have alot of money.
My son is objectively the coolest baby to ever exist on this planet.
I haven't cheated on my bm since muh releese
I'm so blessed it's disgusting. I dont even do shit but somehow it's sustainable
I like the feeling of living simply. Wheen da buug jumps off I'll be aite. Gonna get some chickens and goats and rise in da morning 2 pray.
IM PART OF DA HOPE HE ATE EPIDEMIX. YA KNO, DA 1 EPIDEMIX DAT REALLY MATTERS AND NO OJE TALKS ABOOT? WELP, HERE I YAM JIST IN HERE DYIN. ME AND DIET PIANO MAY HE REE5 IN PEACE
MAY ALL OF US REST IN PREESE -
2021-10-20 at 7:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionPropane feed my chillins
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2021-10-20 at 6:32 PM UTC in Is Speedy Parker earnest in his political views, or just a troll?
Originally posted by lockedin I think it's a combination of both leaning more toward the latter
I struggle to believe he's genuinely as dense as he comes across
He misspelled "conservative" for his first few years on the site until I pointed it out.
I think it's a combination of the two. He's the type of absolute dumbfuck who falls for clickb8 and fake news that he thinks are "pwning da lidz!" and has shockingly little self awareness. He was also arrested for hollering like an idiot in a bar about his "political views" which resulted in an ass kicking. He's been dumb AF since way back on zoklet when he would post about being a hard-core street fighting biker and other stupid shit you would figure he'd be into.
It's recently come to my attention that he is not as old as he seems which is just sad. I think his posts are a culmination of fake news and extreme suggestability.
If he was a troll he would be alot easier to respect because his trolls are low effort (here's nothing but a YouTube video of someone else's opinion HAHAH CHECKM8 LIBZ) but are uncreative and he can't even defend.
Tl Dr he's a mystery even to himself, mostly because he is so incredibly stupid -
2021-10-20 at 6:12 PM UTC in Cutting off contact with my cousinSounds like my baby mammer. Most people with BPD seem to have it onset by trauma and BPD is just the nice excuse they have instead of doing actual work to heal.
It is not worth the trouble, especially if it's putting your family at odds. I wouldn't write her off forever, just let out audible sighs whenever she's in your presence and implore her to get help. She will definitely keep bringing up thr time you blocked her as long as she lives. Fuck it, it doesn't sound worth it, do whatever is in your best interest -
2021-10-20 at 5 PM UTC in holy shit guys you wont believe this shit
Originally posted by Wariat hey sudo she can practice her make out sessions for her eventual husband or partner with my asshole including swirling the tounge around the hole and sticking the entire face like a sandwitch on it as well as pecking st it like small kisses and spitting. i can be a great teacher in this regard.
Send picture of your butt and I'll forward it to her -
2021-10-20 at 4:58 PM UTC in Ever since the election POLECAT and technologist have turned into complete nuttersTechnologist At least seems like a better person capable of contributing to society. Poleloser lives in a shack with another weirdo and thinks, talks and acts extremely simply. At least he is capable of living independently
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2021-10-20 at 11:42 AM UTC in holy shit guys you wont believe this shitShe looks abit like my Lil cousin and now I really want to hurt you.
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2021-10-20 at 2:30 AM UTC in a boring, clownish dystopiaBoredom is only measured by comparison to the inverse. You'll never hear a Buddhist monk say they are bored or a child who was raised by dogs until they were 14. Different people have different reference points. "Nature" is boring to many people but so are action movies and yngwie malmsteen guitar heavy tracks. Listening to women (or anyone) talk can be very boring but it can also be stimulating and exciting.
The point is, I have ADHD so I'm constantly fighting myself over what I can use to stimulate myself (and my sphincter). Boredom is never a real excuse I find because it's all relative and after so long of being bored you can amuse yourself by counting the hairs on your arm
But yeah this world is objectively full of dystopian assclowns -
2021-10-18 at 8:32 PM UTC in Operation Dark WinterHahaha I had someone talk to me about the contents of this thread before and I thought he was very stupid and susceptible to suggestion hahaha this is why people laugh at you and beat you up when you say these things in bars
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2021-10-18 at 6:24 PM UTC in Why isn't mmQ Canadian?
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2021-10-18 at 6:22 PM UTC in My new film: a tribute to Colin PowellI wish I was a proctologist named colon bowal
Also, aqua teen hunger force colon movie film for theaters is an underrated movie overshadowed by people being afraid of light up mooninites -
2021-10-18 at 6:20 PM UTC in Colin Powell dies from COVID while fully vaccinatedIt was anthrax
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2021-10-18 at 2:47 PM UTC in lol at this 19 yr old Lila on TinderHer profile is less depressing than the ones I see locally
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2021-10-18 at 1:51 PM UTC in Has anyone ever seen you type “niggasinspace”I had someone ask me what "nigga sin" is and I said it's like cracked.com which was a lie lol
My baby mammer also asked me why I was on a site with a "rape escape" banner -
2021-10-18 at 3:09 AM UTC in Ive been on a sick one againImagine being over 20 and having difficulty differentiating porn from reality
This is yet another travis bickle like quality about you. -
2021-10-18 at 3:03 AM UTC in weird nightYou probably come across as non threatening at first because you literally look like a big baby but when you open your mouth it's easy to tell you're a big baby who's into other babies
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2021-10-18 at 2:48 AM UTC in Going out with a bang
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I was in the 7th grade. and accused of murdering 6 and wounding 6 others. FBI came over to my house a year later, sat me down. Didn't tell me of my rights (5th) or to get an attorney. strapped me up to a polygraph and said I was lying. their machines were the newest model and very accurate. and I was lying and did kill 6 and wound 6 others.
turned out it was probably a "friend" who's mom told them she overheard me telling her son I killed the 6. plus he was just put in jail for robbing a corner store while on LSD.
Quoted and forwarded to all the people you don't want to have this information -
2021-10-18 at 2:46 AM UTC in Dave Chapelle's new special mentions "space Juu's"
