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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuys I know I post about her in a pathetic wariat tier way but I think this sweet geeky Lil light skinned ho is my best shot at happiness rn. I haven't seen her since I got outta jail last and have made plans and cancelled them several times with her but she still sends me hearts and shit. She has such cool vybz and nice titties, idky she even talks to me and wants to hang out again. We kinda fucked with each other for about a year low key but I was still never super open with her but never really felt less than even though she's better adjusted and her parents are together. I guess she can be kinda boring in that way but gottang, I think she really pretty and I miss feeling OK around her and her talking about how much she likes Hamilton and my chemical romance and why rupauls drag race is important.

    I always sabotage relationships when it's not involved in the drug subculture, likely vecause of my feelings of emotional inadequacy or something. I feel kinda ashamed and feel I've been spiraling since I got out, both with my addiction and my mental health. I've told her about a few issues I have and it was almost like she thought it was cool. She's such a city girl tho who likes going to Bars and crowds and although I am from an urban area I now live in a rural area and enjoy being away from people and doing hillbilly shit. She's too understanding though it's intimidating. My baby mom would honestly terrify her for fun. I wanna eat her pussy then choke her until she squirms. She knows my dick can make a bell ring in her stomach and I doubt any guys She's been fucking with are anything but clowns, hence why she still has an interest in me. I'm still pretty nervous but I know I have to shoot my shot at her again or I'm gonna regret it. Maybe she just wants the dick one last time and that's cool, I'll have to be happy with that, either way I know I need those vybz washed over me again or I'm gonna die miserable and alone. No pressure ho, no presha ho
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That's gonna be every grandma (or great grandma) in 25 years. I would still make out with her
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat Sudo have you wver had a fight ir dlght response to a woman or chixk u were banging?

    Yes but I can't recall ever fleeing. Usually if a girl is hitting me or trying to drive the vehicle off the road ill just grab their hair and use it to guide them into a more agreeable position. I was drunk in the middle of thr day and walking down a super busy street in the summer time and a girl came up and punch me in the face and I accidentally punched her as a response, then chased after a guy she was with who ran away. I grew up seeing my mom get hit so I do my best not to do it because I would feel bad about myself if I did
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    No matter what gadzooks posts its always so endearing.
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Did u ever try growing your own poppies? I made some with poppies I grew in an apartment and it was kinda weak but cool to actually get a buzz
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    One time we beat a guy who was in a suicidal car crash a few days before because he was asking about this girl who just left the trapski. I beat buddy a bit but then stopped the kther two guys from stomping him, then we invited her back and all took pictures together and stayed up all night doing blopane. That was a funny night . I think he went back to the hospital the next day but we kept feeding him coke because we felt bad
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by A College Professor Excellent question u ask op, btw guys full disclosure here I work for a company that sells CRM software and i have a bro beard and gel in my hair ( but I literally think were the best even if I could b biased cuz of that 😂😂🤣 ) so anyways first we have to understand what a parking lot is or as the yanks call it a car park muriel websitter describes a car park lot as an area where cars or other vehicles may be left temporarily. now at first you might be saying "well DUH" but it really says it all if you want to get to the crux of the matter.

    When I was a boy I remember riding with my family in theyre sedan and they would park it ………………

    edit:OMG LITERALLY I GOT LIKE 10 UPVOTES THANK YOU SO OOOOOO MUCH GUYS I CANT BELIEVE THIS DAY

    You are too good for this website
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Try benthothiamine (b vitamin) it's school bus yellow
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Does anyone else enjoy the look on strangers faces when they're uncomfortable and confuses and their eyes bug out of their head? I just bought some eggs and when I was going to leave I asked if I could plant these eggs and his eyes bugged out his head and he said "pardon me?" so I said "nevermind"

    I enjoy it. You can kinda tell the ones whose eyes are gonna bug out because they're not present in the moment and their brains aren't working. You should do this too
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free R U MI 6

    Read Rumi? Good pass time, he always puts me in a better frame of mind

    Me, I scheme, work on/drive vehicles, go target practicing, hang out with kids, read, threaten people, fight depression and stare at the ceiling for hours while I try to make sense of my existence
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah I'm pretty sure they got the gun.

    She's kinda dumb for a career criminal.

    She had enough sense to have my car dropped off somewhere but she's in love with her guns, she'd hold onto those for nostalgic reasons alone.

    God I miss her so much.

    But I know it's over.

    Can I write her? I actually will I literally have stamps in my pocket as I type this
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Backing out is annoying onto a roadway and doing it in the morning is a pissoff. Backing into a spot with an 8 foot box is a serious flex. It's basically more convenient when you can be arsed to do so
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by gadzooks There already is a no contact order.

    I probably will opt out of testifying.

    I looked into it and the fact that this is a domestic situation gives me that right.

    I actually find out in a couple hours if she's getting an ankle monitor or going back in until trial. She has a firearms ban on record though so I have a feeling she might not get bail.

    The no contact is gonna be dropped once the charges are. I've gotten girls to put firearms to my head while we were having sex but never had one pulled nonconsensually. Had knives pulled on me and apart from a slight nick on my hand from grabbing one, never had anything bad happen. Low key a Lil jealous.

    You can talk to the crown and just write another statement and that will be enough to get the charges dropped. Did they get the firearm? That's bad for her if so but a shotgun isn't restricted and you're in a pretty easy on crime province so she'll be alright

    Idk man, fuck that bitch, just leave her alone, live your life and let her live hers
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I would be honored for my grandma to be trampled by that horse
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You shouldn't have called the cops on her, that was rude. Just tell the crown you don't want to testify but want to enter a peace bond and have a no contact order so she can't hurt you down and stalk you

    What was the context of the kidnapping/armed assault? You are certainly a faggot for calling the cops and we aren't working on much information but knowing you I imagine drugs were involved. She's going to try to manipulate you into dropping the charges, which you should do but not because she wants you to. Drop them because you don't need to appeal to thr law against this bitch. Just make sure she leaves you the fuck alone after
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You are a plakistony amooricoom
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I don't understand what point you are trying to make other than "I read some books and am trying to understand them." Nobody who isn't retarded thinks inflation is just a result of monetary policy based around money supply and nobody has ever been that retarded.

    1. Yes they do
    2. No shit
    3. The entire concept of government is a surplus in the private sector

    Economics is fluid, that's cool you like reading about it, as do I. Are you just asking if anyone here likes to read about economics?
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? So a reality with a fake Bob Marley who didn't have the courage to live and die by his religious principles, which were central to his identity.

    Yeah he became pretty crooked and actually owns a lot of trenchtown slaves. He just covers Rod Stewart and Jimmy Buffet songs at concerts now
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I live in the reality where Bob Marley got his toe amputated so he didn't die from cancer and is still alive today as an elder Jamaican statesman albeit with a slight limp.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuck your sister in front of them to assert dominance
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