Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Can you elaborate on your reverse power dynamics fantasies at all? Do you frequently concoct elaborate fantasies as a coping mechanism when your superiors upset you? Have you ever had sex with a female who was immediately recognizable as female? How gay does that make you on a scale of 10-10?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Thar is my grandmother and it is mother's day SIR
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Remember "krumping?"
I invented that. Fuck there was a good scene in American dad where they reference it. I might have imagined it idk
2022-05-09 at 1:20 AM UTC
in
LBJ (Lyndon Baines Johnson)
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
His full name was actually Long Balls Johnson
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I like how this thread is based on the premise that frala has elevated herself far above you and this upsets you greatly to the point of evoking violent fantasies where balance is restored
Too bad she will always be 10 times the man you can ever dream of being
2022-05-09 at 12:27 AM UTC
in
Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
There's a girl I met who was super slutty and has 2 kids with a guy who uses to be my enemy although he never really had anything against me, anyway, she grabbed a black guys bag of krek and jumped out the car and he double backed and ran her over and when convicted didn't serve much time. She was Paralyzed and I would see her on thr news when I was in jail with her friends trying to get attention and finesse some sympathy. Well she got some crazy wheelchair that ran on telepathy or something but then like a month ago she died. I think she overdosed and took too much drugs thinking she wasn't crippled anymore. Idk, the point is rest in peace and stuff and wheelchairs are a g8wei drug
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
My j00ish lawyer who I paid about 80k across two matters told me "there is no such thing as a free lunch" I guess because adrenochrome has a high social cost
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Let's meet in Siam next year
2022-05-08 at 9:53 PM UTC
in
This "God" guy
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Maybe if I put down some kitty litter and gravel your unfunny, uncreative forced meme will be able to gather some traction
2022-05-08 at 12:41 PM UTC
in
i got my ass licked last night
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Good for you I guess. I'm glad you got pegged by a middle aged broad instead of grooming a mid teen. I hope you feel good about your experience and want to continue on the mommy bumlick tip instead of the creeping on runaways on snapchat tip
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
You should read hemingway, it's basically all matador porn, especially the book that made him famous about the friends who go to Spain from Paris and there's a love triangle and they're all intellectuals but for some reason the woman is super ditzy and they are no longer friends after. Think it's a farewell to arms
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm wilt Chamberlin and Kareem Abdul jabber and Larry bird and Steve Nash and all the players are getting along inside me
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
If this Tim Hortons doesn't have a big box for dirty needles in the bathroom then I don't even want to drink the coffee