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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Can you elaborate on your reverse power dynamics fantasies at all? Do you frequently concoct elaborate fantasies as a coping mechanism when your superiors upset you? Have you ever had sex with a female who was immediately recognizable as female? How gay does that make you on a scale of 10-10?
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Thar is my grandmother and it is mother's day SIR
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Remember "krumping?"

    I invented that. Fuck there was a good scene in American dad where they reference it. I might have imagined it idk
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    His full name was actually Long Balls Johnson
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Didn't read

    Didn't believe

    Cow

    Ard
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I like how this thread is based on the premise that frala has elevated herself far above you and this upsets you greatly to the point of evoking violent fantasies where balance is restored

    Too bad she will always be 10 times the man you can ever dream of being
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There's a girl I met who was super slutty and has 2 kids with a guy who uses to be my enemy although he never really had anything against me, anyway, she grabbed a black guys bag of krek and jumped out the car and he double backed and ran her over and when convicted didn't serve much time. She was Paralyzed and I would see her on thr news when I was in jail with her friends trying to get attention and finesse some sympathy. Well she got some crazy wheelchair that ran on telepathy or something but then like a month ago she died. I think she overdosed and took too much drugs thinking she wasn't crippled anymore. Idk, the point is rest in peace and stuff and wheelchairs are a g8wei drug
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My j00ish lawyer who I paid about 80k across two matters told me "there is no such thing as a free lunch" I guess because adrenochrome has a high social cost
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Hats to the southern west, centralized in the arch of protection.

    Redrock is a giant alien satellite


    " He must go down"

    We're communicating in realz time

    We now have to post in the Style of Reptilian House


    Well that escalated quickly
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting have a plate of curry, artichokes, beans and taco bell
    wash it all down with whole milk and coffee an hour before commencing

    Does your libido live vicariously through wariat threads? Because that would make you absolutely terrible. Just terrible terrible terrible





    Is mothers day a thing in Poland? I'd guess pre menopausal women are pretty horny around mothers day. Is she 44 with no kids? What's the deal?
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung Sherpas are superhuman, mountain climbing powerhouses. They harness oxygen better than the rest of us.

    I'm going to start proNONCEing nipple "Nepal"
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Let's meet in Siam next year
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Maybe if I put down some kitty litter and gravel your unfunny, uncreative forced meme will be able to gather some traction
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Good for you I guess. I'm glad you got pegged by a middle aged broad instead of grooming a mid teen. I hope you feel good about your experience and want to continue on the mommy bumlick tip instead of the creeping on runaways on snapchat tip
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You should read hemingway, it's basically all matador porn, especially the book that made him famous about the friends who go to Spain from Paris and there's a love triangle and they're all intellectuals but for some reason the woman is super ditzy and they are no longer friends after. Think it's a farewell to arms
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm wilt Chamberlin and Kareem Abdul jabber and Larry bird and Steve Nash and all the players are getting along inside me
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra I went to a pub once and in the cubicle there was a red bull can with its top torn off and several needles in it


    most courteous junkies I've ever heard of

    I went to a horse track once that's literally open for maybe 6 hours on Sunday and they had a massive full can in the bathroom. I think junkies were breaking in at night to sleep in the horse stalls or something
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If this Tim Hortons doesn't have a big box for dirty needles in the bathroom then I don't even want to drink the coffee
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I will buy your businesses just name the price

    $350 will get you 2 buckets of Ice cream and directions to the hottest and most urban areas in your city.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Didn't read this either

    Didn't believe
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