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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Im really tired and depressed and sick and sore and hungry
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I told everyone here in the early days of the pandemic it was coming after

    Captain Falcon literally said it would not affect inflation. He might be the most financially retarded pakistani since Dfg
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker A ball cap with a tie? Really?

    Lets see literally any picture of you there dirty dougie
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're literally nothing

    You live off inheritance in your 60s. Thats basically living in your moms basement. Youre going to die before you learn to adult
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ The easiest win on the winter net is to tell people that they're mad and you totally owned them. Get out of your mom's basement and stop being so triggered.

    It is funny to inform people when they do appear upset though. You gotta imagine they go "awww shucks, I was allowing my emotions to be influenced by unknown persons transmitted electronically" and then reevaluate their life and become less fake and gay
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders When I first started I had a few offers. Twice in one night on Halloween. And asked if I wanted to come to a party.

    Another asking me if I was good at giving massages


    Suddenly I aged so much it's not ever going to be on the radar again. Not from late 20s or 30 something year olds

    And I always felt like it was too good to be true and a setup or expected money at the end

    Local cab drivers keep getting charged with raping passengers. Usually read about it once a month in the paper which means it happens at least 10 times more frequently

    A few years ago I was drinking with my friend and we took a cab and my buddy decided to antagonize the cabbie asking what hes going to do when Uber comes to town and takes all his business. He got really angry and said "you dont know whose car youre getting into. You could end up in a back alley with a dick up your ass...because that never happens...Ive seen it" and Ive never forgotten that because he was sarcastic then immediately corrected it so we knew he had first hand witnessed cabbies raping people.
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost There is nothing wrong with working 8-5.

    Maybe you just hate capitalism? Doesn't sound like you produce, innovate or invent anything and you just sit on your ass all day acting entitled. Sounds like every zoomer leftist commie I ever heard of just saying.

    Hes literally a mechanic and likes to exaggerate and glorify his inadequacies
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting Literally nobody works on fridays in the office building i work at. The parking lot is empty 90% of the time friday. I usually go in for a few hours, take a big shit and leave the door closed, fan off, then leave for the weekend because i dont have a shitass 8-5 job

    It definitely sounds like you have a shitass 8-5 job. Is the grey area surrounding it your greatest source of pride? Thats really pathetic, kid
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Casper and Octavian are being healthier, happier and more successful and Im just shitposting about buttholes

    I hope bling isnt dead, that would be stupid
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If I was allowed in the states youd be pretty close to me. I guess the distance is still the same its just BARRIERS
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Youre mad as hell but still going to take it
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/rectovaginal-fistula/symptoms-causes/syc-20377108

    I must behold this
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra B

    I think it's either alpraz or etiz

    speaking of I just played DBD against a guy with the name ALPRAZOLAMBORGHINI

    When I used to drink alot of lean and listen to "Yambourghini High" by ASAP Mob religiously I taught my exes 4 year old son every sports car was called a yambourghini and the L was pronounced like a Y. Idky I thought this was so funny, likely the drugs. Last I heard of the kid he has been deemed too violent to ride the school bus
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wake up to a kid waking up, then the baby mom gets up and has a nervous breakdown, which wakes up the other kid. Ive learned its best to stay down. I get up around 8am and take stepkid to day care, then either go back and get a different vehicle or just continue on. I usually get a coffee and somethin in my guts and do some opiates or opiate replacement drugs and consume some THC. I pick up some retarded fiends and yell at them to work harder. Then we get lunch and smoke weed and I yell at them again. Then I pick kid up from day care, eat some bland food baby mom made, hang with my son and then figure out something productive to do at night
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is it possible for a woman to have a deviated butthole where her pussy and starfish are connected through a hole from overuse?
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ You should answer my poll. You did. You fly by the seat of your pants.

    You have fun even though you have responsibilities and I like that. It's your life and you're not only able to live it, you're also able to easily raise a kid and have fun doing so. I personally will never have a kid but if I did I know I would have fun doing so. I'm just sure I'm gonna have a big icicle fall on my head and kill me every winter so I just don't want to impose that on it (the kid I would have).

    Idk what my concept of "fun" is but hangin wit my son is without a doubt the best part of my life. His favorite food is Bulls Eye old Hickory BBQ sauce. I constantly feel like Im going to die and need to get 3 separate medical tests this months to determine how quickly Im going to die. I hope its in 17 years, I can totally live with that/die with that. I wish shit with my daughter was more straightforward but Im gonna make it that way
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I think Im catching some bad karma for stuff I shouldnt have done. Hurts my pocket and body and not much else. I gotta get off these pills for good too. I need box in a big way, this girl who I was getting them from for free has a boyfriend now who hates me because I fucked her while they were together and shes probably gotten drunk and yelled at him about how my dix biggar. I messaged her a month ago and told her to tell him hes a "little faggot" and she left me on read so I need to figure out a way to finagle some box from her. Im gonna get a haircut and decide whether or not I wanna pick up my ol side ho who basically said she misses me last night. Everything about existence hurts. Jail is so much easier
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Everyone is yellow
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Like a virgin-Madonna
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie I don't mean to cast "moral panic" on everyone here ITT, but where did that 12yo stuff he accused you of come from? Or is he confusing you with Wario?

    Its a weird sputtering defense mechanism from a literal, admitted, convicted sex offender
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